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>> initiation protocol engaged
>> power cells intact
>> limbs attached and oiled
>> AI Initiated
>> Loading Football Routines
>> Loading Football Results
>> Laughing at Browns Being Awful
>> Launching Defensive End Protocol
>> Loading Schedule
>> Preparing For Draft
>> Attitude Model Engaged
>> Preparing for speech
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