Yes.
We are back. So, week 1 is in the books, according to the sim (Power Rankings) the best team in the league is the New Zealand Laser Kiwi, followed closely by Tokyo, then New York, then who cares because reading is hard :kekw:. Anywho, week 2 is upon us, and was streamed on Youtube as a premier earlier. If you havn't watched it, please watch it before reading this article because no spoils.
VIDEO HERE: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D0gKtl55-wY&t=12s
You didnt watch the video
That should be enough enters....
Anywho, Week 2!
The first game of the Week was Agentavis Magnificens led by Cooter Bigsby and Forrest Gump, and they were taken on by New York led by Banks and Bender B. This game was a great game, and was only decided by a last minute TD from Banks to his actual teammate in Sarasota Michael Witheblock. (73 YARDS!!!). Player of the game has to go to Michael Witheblock, as he had 5 receptions, 151 yards, as well as the 73 yard TD as time expired. This was a crucial game for NY as they beat their division rival on the road, and are one of only two undefeated teams :eyes:.
Here is the boxscore for the game:
The next game of week 2 was much less exciting, as the Non Constantinople's blew by the Tigers en route to a 33-14 win. Farley Hank found ways to make the ground game work, as his partner in crime Lackson was held to a terrible 2.7 YPC, Hank was able to take advantage and get 120 yards, as well as a TD. The INT WR core of O'Leary and Quinn was in full stride, as they had 170ish combined yards and toasted the tigers CBs. And o'boy, the poor tigers. The Tigers are by far the worst team in the league right now, as they are 0-2, and have let their opponents score absurd amounts of points. On a bright side not a single OL let up a sack this game...
Here is the boxscore for the game:
Game 3 of Week 2 is Paris @ Mumbai and it was a defensive slugfest, with a combined 22 points allowed. Either Paris had a worse offense, or Mumbai had a better defense, but MUM was able to beat the Magicians 16-6. Player of the game has to go to a defensive player, and hey, it does! Ben Stackinpaper had a key interception and allowed for MUM's offense to burn the clock for an easy win. Shoutout to Nacho Varga for being the only player to score a TD the entire game. This put both teams at a 1-1 record, and could prove key in the future as both Paris and Mumbai are in the same division.
Here is the boxscore for the game:
Wow, we zoomin
Game 4 was fan favorite (and still undefeated) New Zealand defeating (another fan favorite) Tokyo in a very close game that wound up being decided by less than a Touchdown. Player of the game goes to the rookie QB Sloth! Sloth put up over 200 yards, as well as 2 TDs, and 0 picks. A very solid game and his lack of bad plays allowed for his ground game led by Toriki and Joefish to win. Woop! Also, Jay Cue decides he doesnt want anyone to catch his TD lead... or interception lead
Here is the boxscore for the game:
Only 2 more games to go for! My team is on... and we finally won! Barely, but hey I'll take it! The Fancy Floats beat the Egyptians 21-13. While only having 119 passing yards, Stan Fransicso was still able to throw 2 passing TDs, and 2 of them went to the same person, Rayne Gordon. So uh, yeah, Gordon wins Player of the Game, with me in a close second . This loss for the Pharaohs is very unfortunate, as they are now 0-2 with the Jakarta Tigers, although both of their losses were not quite as bad as the Tigs.
Here is the boxscore for the game:
We're almost done!!! Game 6. The 0-1 Leopards took on the 1-0 Moose, and succeeded in defeating them. The QBs had almost identical statlines, but what really won the game was on defense. Mason Blaylock's pick 6 in the first quarter is really what won the Leopards the game, as the Moose lost by only 5 points, and almost managed to win on the last play of the game. Special shoutout to Net Gaines who would have won the award if Mooooooose could have connected on that last play, as he had 132 yards, and a TD.
Here is the boxscore for the game:
WOO, DONE WITH GAMES
Now for league leaders, and at the very end I'll post power rankings and a special surprise :eyes:
Passing
Rushing
Receiving
Witheblock is first, and isn't even primary WR in New York
Defense (Tackles)
Defense (Interceptions)
Defense (TFLs)
Bass has 8 TFLs in 2 games, thats 4 per, what the heck
Defense (Sacks)
Defense (PDs)
Stackinpaper dominating!!!
Kicking & Punting
While Matty McD sucks at kicking, his 49.2 average in punting is nearly 3 yards above 2nd best, nice.
And finally, the Offensive Line stats I know you all love.
Well darn I guess I gotta post that surprise and power rankings huh.
[div align=\\\"center\\\"]Power Rankings through Week 2[/div]
[div align=\\\"center\\\"][/div]
And now the surprise.... Well its not really that exciting and probably lasts about 10 seconds, but uh, yeah, here are some highlights through these 2 games.
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If that thing ^^ doesn't work just click this below
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lKjPXTLErMM
Anywho... see ya when week 3 comes out, whenever that may be
Message to grader... Gib monies?
We are back. So, week 1 is in the books, according to the sim (Power Rankings) the best team in the league is the New Zealand Laser Kiwi, followed closely by Tokyo, then New York, then who cares because reading is hard :kekw:. Anywho, week 2 is upon us, and was streamed on Youtube as a premier earlier. If you havn't watched it, please watch it before reading this article because no spoils.
VIDEO HERE: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D0gKtl55-wY&t=12s
You didnt watch the video
That should be enough enters....
Anywho, Week 2!
The first game of the Week was Agentavis Magnificens led by Cooter Bigsby and Forrest Gump, and they were taken on by New York led by Banks and Bender B. This game was a great game, and was only decided by a last minute TD from Banks to his actual teammate in Sarasota Michael Witheblock. (73 YARDS!!!). Player of the game has to go to Michael Witheblock, as he had 5 receptions, 151 yards, as well as the 73 yard TD as time expired. This was a crucial game for NY as they beat their division rival on the road, and are one of only two undefeated teams :eyes:.
Here is the boxscore for the game:
The next game of week 2 was much less exciting, as the Non Constantinople's blew by the Tigers en route to a 33-14 win. Farley Hank found ways to make the ground game work, as his partner in crime Lackson was held to a terrible 2.7 YPC, Hank was able to take advantage and get 120 yards, as well as a TD. The INT WR core of O'Leary and Quinn was in full stride, as they had 170ish combined yards and toasted the tigers CBs. And o'boy, the poor tigers. The Tigers are by far the worst team in the league right now, as they are 0-2, and have let their opponents score absurd amounts of points. On a bright side not a single OL let up a sack this game...
Here is the boxscore for the game:
Game 3 of Week 2 is Paris @ Mumbai and it was a defensive slugfest, with a combined 22 points allowed. Either Paris had a worse offense, or Mumbai had a better defense, but MUM was able to beat the Magicians 16-6. Player of the game has to go to a defensive player, and hey, it does! Ben Stackinpaper had a key interception and allowed for MUM's offense to burn the clock for an easy win. Shoutout to Nacho Varga for being the only player to score a TD the entire game. This put both teams at a 1-1 record, and could prove key in the future as both Paris and Mumbai are in the same division.
Here is the boxscore for the game:
Wow, we zoomin
Game 4 was fan favorite (and still undefeated) New Zealand defeating (another fan favorite) Tokyo in a very close game that wound up being decided by less than a Touchdown. Player of the game goes to the rookie QB Sloth! Sloth put up over 200 yards, as well as 2 TDs, and 0 picks. A very solid game and his lack of bad plays allowed for his ground game led by Toriki and Joefish to win. Woop! Also, Jay Cue decides he doesnt want anyone to catch his TD lead... or interception lead
Here is the boxscore for the game:
Only 2 more games to go for! My team is on... and we finally won! Barely, but hey I'll take it! The Fancy Floats beat the Egyptians 21-13. While only having 119 passing yards, Stan Fransicso was still able to throw 2 passing TDs, and 2 of them went to the same person, Rayne Gordon. So uh, yeah, Gordon wins Player of the Game, with me in a close second . This loss for the Pharaohs is very unfortunate, as they are now 0-2 with the Jakarta Tigers, although both of their losses were not quite as bad as the Tigs.
Here is the boxscore for the game:
We're almost done!!! Game 6. The 0-1 Leopards took on the 1-0 Moose, and succeeded in defeating them. The QBs had almost identical statlines, but what really won the game was on defense. Mason Blaylock's pick 6 in the first quarter is really what won the Leopards the game, as the Moose lost by only 5 points, and almost managed to win on the last play of the game. Special shoutout to Net Gaines who would have won the award if Mooooooose could have connected on that last play, as he had 132 yards, and a TD.
Here is the boxscore for the game:
WOO, DONE WITH GAMES
Now for league leaders, and at the very end I'll post power rankings and a special surprise :eyes:
Passing
Rushing
Receiving
Witheblock is first, and isn't even primary WR in New York
Defense (Tackles)
Defense (Interceptions)
Defense (TFLs)
Bass has 8 TFLs in 2 games, thats 4 per, what the heck
Defense (Sacks)
Defense (PDs)
Stackinpaper dominating!!!
Kicking & Punting
While Matty McD sucks at kicking, his 49.2 average in punting is nearly 3 yards above 2nd best, nice.
And finally, the Offensive Line stats I know you all love.
Well darn I guess I gotta post that surprise and power rankings huh.
[div align=\\\"center\\\"]Power Rankings through Week 2[/div]
[div align=\\\"center\\\"][/div]
And now the surprise.... Well its not really that exciting and probably lasts about 10 seconds, but uh, yeah, here are some highlights through these 2 games.
[iframe width=\\\"560\\\" height=\\\"315\\\" src=\\\"https://www.youtube.com/embed/https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lKjPXTLErMM\\\" frameborder=\\\"0\\\" allowfullscreen][/iframe]
If that thing ^^ doesn't work just click this below
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lKjPXTLErMM
Anywho... see ya when week 3 comes out, whenever that may be
Message to grader... Gib monies?