Welcome! One and all to the No Birds Given, the media corporation that's basically been kicked out every other venue so why not try this one?
We pride ourselves on reporting things that actually matter. So let me ask you a simple question, when was the last time someone destroying inferior talent meant anything other to reinforce the idea that, yeah this talent is good and this opposition is inferior? The simple answer, never. I mean look at this sack from Angelo Cerilli....
*shows clip of a vicious sack Angelo's first year at Dayton.*
That's a defensive tackle ladies and gentlemen and that Quarterback looks as slow as the turtle that beat the hare via tom foolery. I'm willing to gamble my grandmother could've sacked that quarterback, and shes been in a wheel chair since the turn the millenial. I mean seriously, there is no way this is any challenge for either of them, it's no wonder they want to go to the DFSL.
So we know we cant trust to the film to give us an accurate representation for how good or bad an athlete is so what can we use to gage talent? Three words my friends. Big.Dick.Energy. What do I want in my pass rushers? A guy who's so scary and intimidating that just the mere sight of him coming at you will make you fall faster then Tom Brady in the regular season.
So heres a clip virtually no one shows it's of Angelo Cerilli giving a post game interview.
*clip shows Angelo giving an interview during his first year at Dayton and Jeffery Jefferson screaming and running head first into a locker and leaving a huge dent while Angelo just continues talking*
Now no one gives the context of this story. Good ole' Jefferson was sacking the QBs inside his head and he did so by running feel speed into a locker. And Angelo remained unphased at it. These are not normal people, they dont have to follow the same logic or reason as you or me they have one purpose and one purpose only and that is to punish and victimize your teams favorite players. These guys, Angelo Cerilli and Jeffery Jefferson are not only ahead are far as athleticism goes but they also have no regard for their own bodies they just want to succeed. So if you're an organization, why wouldnt you want these guys?
........Exactly.
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We pride ourselves on reporting things that actually matter. So let me ask you a simple question, when was the last time someone destroying inferior talent meant anything other to reinforce the idea that, yeah this talent is good and this opposition is inferior? The simple answer, never. I mean look at this sack from Angelo Cerilli....
*shows clip of a vicious sack Angelo's first year at Dayton.*
That's a defensive tackle ladies and gentlemen and that Quarterback looks as slow as the turtle that beat the hare via tom foolery. I'm willing to gamble my grandmother could've sacked that quarterback, and shes been in a wheel chair since the turn the millenial. I mean seriously, there is no way this is any challenge for either of them, it's no wonder they want to go to the DFSL.
So we know we cant trust to the film to give us an accurate representation for how good or bad an athlete is so what can we use to gage talent? Three words my friends. Big.Dick.Energy. What do I want in my pass rushers? A guy who's so scary and intimidating that just the mere sight of him coming at you will make you fall faster then Tom Brady in the regular season.
So heres a clip virtually no one shows it's of Angelo Cerilli giving a post game interview.
*clip shows Angelo giving an interview during his first year at Dayton and Jeffery Jefferson screaming and running head first into a locker and leaving a huge dent while Angelo just continues talking*
Now no one gives the context of this story. Good ole' Jefferson was sacking the QBs inside his head and he did so by running feel speed into a locker. And Angelo remained unphased at it. These are not normal people, they dont have to follow the same logic or reason as you or me they have one purpose and one purpose only and that is to punish and victimize your teams favorite players. These guys, Angelo Cerilli and Jeffery Jefferson are not only ahead are far as athleticism goes but they also have no regard for their own bodies they just want to succeed. So if you're an organization, why wouldnt you want these guys?
........Exactly.
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