It turns out that it is really hard to play offense without anybody pretending to play QB, so...
QB Wolfeschlegelsteinhausenbergerdorff McDummy @infinitempg
S24: $4M
Wolfeschlegelsteinhausenbergerdorff will receive three head pats per week from woelker11.
Wolfeschlegelsteinhausenbergerdorff will also receive a new pair of shoes to chew on from woelker11.
Wolfeschlegelsteinhausenbergerdorff will be allowed on the couch in Frick_Nasty's office.
Wolfeschlegelsteinhausenbergerdorff will be given a dog bed by the window in woelker11's office.
Colorado additionally promises to put Wolfeschleglsteinhausenbergerdorff down mercifully when the time comes.
At the time of signing, Wolfie McDummy has 986 TPE.
QB Wolfeschlegelsteinhausenbergerdorff McDummy @infinitempg
S24: $4M
Wolfeschlegelsteinhausenbergerdorff will receive three head pats per week from woelker11.
Wolfeschlegelsteinhausenbergerdorff will also receive a new pair of shoes to chew on from woelker11.
Wolfeschlegelsteinhausenbergerdorff will be allowed on the couch in Frick_Nasty's office.
Wolfeschlegelsteinhausenbergerdorff will be given a dog bed by the window in woelker11's office.
Colorado additionally promises to put Wolfeschleglsteinhausenbergerdorff down mercifully when the time comes.
At the time of signing, Wolfie McDummy has 986 TPE.