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Post Draft Interview with Buster ‘Boulder’ Bawlls
Speaking with Buster Bawlls about the DSFL draft, getting picked 73rd overall by the Portland Pythons. He also talks about his fellow turtles and the brewing rivalry between them and another quartet.
Reporter – Hi Buster how are you?
Buster – Good, you?
R- I’m good thanks. Are you happy with how the draft went?
B- Not really, I’m surprised I dropped that far and a god damn kicker got taken before me! That being said I couldn’t have picked a better team to be on. I love the rest of Portland’s selections, even though they could have picked more tight ends.
R- What is it about the Portland Pythons that makes them the best team?
B- Haha, Isn’t it obvious, they picked me. The only true Fullback in this draft and I am ready to destroy defenders on blocks.
R- Other than being predominately a blocking Fullback, What else do you bring to the field?
B- Hopefully catch a few passes out of the backfield and pound the rock into the endzone on some short yards.
R- Mentioning rocks there, is this something you are going to continue with during the season?
B- Having taking time out to focus on rocks, now is the time to focus on playing ball. During the football season my sole focus will be playing, rocks will have to wait until the off-season. Hopefully if the season goes in our favour, I’ll have another rock to add to my collection.
R- What are your personal objectives for the season?
B- Firstly getting a uniform that fits and makes this boulder look good (pointing at his big round one keg belly). After that get as much playing time as possible, collect the heads of the HoRsEmEn and win the title.
R- You mention the horsemen, what is it you have against them?
B- I respect the hOrSeMeN, I respect the fact that they are willing to step out onto the field to get bowled over by yours truly. The HOrsEMen aren’t nothing more than horse S***. Everyone knows who the true number 1 group of rookies are and it’s not them. They are just a bunch of headless egg chasing jockeys that are trying to play a real sport.
R- Okay, getting a little bit heated there. So who is the number 1 group of rookies?
B- Are you being serious? Why do need to even ask that question? Please tell me you know who it is?
R- Of course I know, but I’m not sure the fans will know.
B- Well in that case they are not true fans.
R- The Turtlemen?
B- Come on now give it more umph! THE TURTLEMEN!
R- The Turtlemen!
B- Aw come on now, louder. THE TURTLEMEN!
R- THE TURTLEMEN!
B- Awright calm yersel.
R- For those who are oblivious to the Turtlemen, who are you?
B- Well we were put together by one of the hoRSemEN and he was our master splinter until we found out he was a rat.
First off the board was Safety, Tony Yeboah, who went 39th to the team he now owns, as he is just that important to them. He is the Leonardo of the group.
Second off the board is Safety, Xmus FLaxon Jaxon-Waxon, who went off the board next at 40 to a team that show way too much emotion towards each other, hold on a sec while I vomit! He is the Donnatello of the group.
Next up is of course me, Big BB. We already know I’m at the best team and I’m Raphaelle.
Then there is the crayon crunching, memory… Sorry what are we talking about?
R- The final member of the Turtlemen?
B- Oh aye, Cornerback, Jeeeroy Lenkins. Going 74th overall to some team that obviously wanted me but missed out. He is Michelangelo.
R- What makes the Turtlemen the number 1 group?
B- Every team slept on us and that makes us dangerous. Everyone will know soon enough what makes THE TURTLEMEN, because we will be “slowing taking over the league”.
More articles on the TURTLEMEN can be found here;
https://forums.sim-football.com/showthre...#pid335108
Also check out Coco’s sig and top trump card shop;
https://forums.sim-football.com/showthre...?tid=24659
Post Draft Interview with Buster ‘Boulder’ Bawlls
Speaking with Buster Bawlls about the DSFL draft, getting picked 73rd overall by the Portland Pythons. He also talks about his fellow turtles and the brewing rivalry between them and another quartet.
Reporter – Hi Buster how are you?
Buster – Good, you?
R- I’m good thanks. Are you happy with how the draft went?
B- Not really, I’m surprised I dropped that far and a god damn kicker got taken before me! That being said I couldn’t have picked a better team to be on. I love the rest of Portland’s selections, even though they could have picked more tight ends.
R- What is it about the Portland Pythons that makes them the best team?
B- Haha, Isn’t it obvious, they picked me. The only true Fullback in this draft and I am ready to destroy defenders on blocks.
R- Other than being predominately a blocking Fullback, What else do you bring to the field?
B- Hopefully catch a few passes out of the backfield and pound the rock into the endzone on some short yards.
R- Mentioning rocks there, is this something you are going to continue with during the season?
B- Having taking time out to focus on rocks, now is the time to focus on playing ball. During the football season my sole focus will be playing, rocks will have to wait until the off-season. Hopefully if the season goes in our favour, I’ll have another rock to add to my collection.
R- What are your personal objectives for the season?
B- Firstly getting a uniform that fits and makes this boulder look good (pointing at his big round one keg belly). After that get as much playing time as possible, collect the heads of the HoRsEmEn and win the title.
R- You mention the horsemen, what is it you have against them?
B- I respect the hOrSeMeN, I respect the fact that they are willing to step out onto the field to get bowled over by yours truly. The HOrsEMen aren’t nothing more than horse S***. Everyone knows who the true number 1 group of rookies are and it’s not them. They are just a bunch of headless egg chasing jockeys that are trying to play a real sport.
R- Okay, getting a little bit heated there. So who is the number 1 group of rookies?
B- Are you being serious? Why do need to even ask that question? Please tell me you know who it is?
R- Of course I know, but I’m not sure the fans will know.
B- Well in that case they are not true fans.
R- The Turtlemen?
B- Come on now give it more umph! THE TURTLEMEN!
R- The Turtlemen!
B- Aw come on now, louder. THE TURTLEMEN!
R- THE TURTLEMEN!
B- Awright calm yersel.
R- For those who are oblivious to the Turtlemen, who are you?
B- Well we were put together by one of the hoRSemEN and he was our master splinter until we found out he was a rat.
First off the board was Safety, Tony Yeboah, who went 39th to the team he now owns, as he is just that important to them. He is the Leonardo of the group.
Second off the board is Safety, Xmus FLaxon Jaxon-Waxon, who went off the board next at 40 to a team that show way too much emotion towards each other, hold on a sec while I vomit! He is the Donnatello of the group.
Next up is of course me, Big BB. We already know I’m at the best team and I’m Raphaelle.
Then there is the crayon crunching, memory… Sorry what are we talking about?
R- The final member of the Turtlemen?
B- Oh aye, Cornerback, Jeeeroy Lenkins. Going 74th overall to some team that obviously wanted me but missed out. He is Michelangelo.
R- What makes the Turtlemen the number 1 group?
B- Every team slept on us and that makes us dangerous. Everyone will know soon enough what makes THE TURTLEMEN, because we will be “slowing taking over the league”.
More articles on the TURTLEMEN can be found here;
https://forums.sim-football.com/showthre...#pid335108
Also check out Coco’s sig and top trump card shop;
https://forums.sim-football.com/showthre...?tid=24659