Roc Nation Sports Player Agent For Hire

[MattJames]

Greetings Ladies and Gentleman,

Allow me to introduce myself. My name is Jay Z, or Shawn Carter. While you may know me for my successful career in the music industry or my beautiful wife, I have been running a successful talent agency since Spring 2013.

I have helped big name athletes that include the list below receive their proper treatment and compensation in many professional leagues.

-Dez Bryant, NFL
-Todd Gurley, NFl
-Ronnie Stanley, NFL
-Ndamukong Suh, NFL
-CC Sabathia, MLB
-Kevin Durant, NBA
-Miguel Cotto, Boxing
-Matt James, NSFL

It has been brought to my attention that the NSFL is not a player's league and I would like to offer my services to each and every one of you during any negotiations or disputes you may have with the front office of your team or even the league itself.

I will charge a small fee for my services that will be deducted from your contract or other payments. I am open to flat fees or percentages. I am willing to negotiate on a case-by-case basic.

Feel free to contact me regarding any questions. My first client in the NSFL has also volunteered to attest to my value during negotiations.

Finally, I have recognized one team to be particularly predatory and would offer my services free of charge to @JasieJ who has found herself in an extremely unfortunate situation, should she desire them. I am a firm supporter of the empowerment of women and the breaking down of barriers, my experience with the Philadelphia Legion management tells me they are likely not.

Thank you for your time Ladies and Gentleman,
Jay Z, Roc Nation Sports

[RavensFanFromOntario]

The lowkey savage.

[kckolbe]

((Very clever))

[Oles]

I heard that this agency requests ridiculously high starting contracts and when given a counter that is a bit more reasonable the agency throws a temper tantrum. Possible tantrum's include, and are not limited to, holding out, over exaggerating, saying a team is bad because you were offered more money than higher round draft picks. Note, there are many other possible tantrums, as the list has just started, and the product is not yet tested.

[kckolbe]

Possible tantrum's include, and are not limited to, holding out, over exaggerating, saying a team is bad because you were offered more money than higher round draft picks.

((I now have the fast-talking disclaimer voice in my head from every new medication))

[ADwyer87]

uhhhhhh. what?

[adam2552]

Greetings Ladies and Gentleman,

Allow me to introduce myself. My name is Jay Z, or Shawn Carter. While you may know me for my successful career in the music industry or my beautiful wife, I have been running a successful talent agency since Spring 2013.

I have helped big name athletes that include the list below receive their proper treatment and compensation in many professional leagues.

-Dez Bryant, NFL
-Todd Gurley, NFl
-Ronnie Stanley, NFL
-Ndamukong Suh, NFL
-CC Sabathia, MLB
-Kevin Durant, NBA
-Miguel Cotto, Boxing
-Matt James, NSFL

It has been brought to my attention that the NSFL is not a player's league and I would like to offer my services to each and every one of you during any negotiations or disputes you may have with the front office of your team or even the league itself.

I will charge a small fee for my services that will be deducted from your contract or other payments. I am open to flat fees or percentages. I am willing to negotiate on a case-by-case basic.

Feel free to contact me regarding any questions. My first client in the NSFL has also volunteered to attest to my value during negotiations.

Finally, I have recognized one team to be particularly predatory and would offer my services free of charge to @JasieJ who has found herself in an extremely unfortunate situation, should she desire them. I am a firm supporter of the empowerment of women and the breaking down of barriers, my experience with the Philadelphia Legion management tells me they are likely not.

Thank you for your time Ladies and Gentleman,
Jay Z, Roc Nation Sports

It's one thing to roleplay and say I "mocked" you and "bullied" you. It's another to say that I don't support womens rights in general. You've crossed a line here bud.

[CubsFan19]

How long til this guy gets suspended and eventually permabanned?

[Jogn]

How long til this guy gets suspended and eventually permabanned?

Well I guess they'd first have to make a rule thats says you're not allowed to hurt someone's feelings.

[RainDelay]

There's absolutely nothing here or anywhere that would warrant a suspension, let alone a permaban.