Old Yeller 2: Electric Boogaloo

[Sylphreni]

QB Wolfeschlegelsteinhausenbergerdorff McDummy @infinitempg 

S25: $5M

1,062 TPE at time of signing.


CLAUSES:

• Wolfie gets to interrupt syl's podcast with demands for head pats
  
• woelkers agrees to leave behind his office couch for Wolfie.
  
• All old cleats must be inspected by Wolfie before disposal
  
• Sylph promises to set aside two nights a week at minimum to play fetch
  
• Frick will finally make Wolfie a sig
  
• If selected in expansion, Wolfie reserves the right to bring as many of his toys with him as possible
  
• No sign-shaming of Wolfie on the Yeti social media accounts
  
• For each TD thrown or run, Wolfie will receive 2 peanut butter treatos
  
• Wolfie reserves the right to nap whenever he wants
  

[infinitempg]

so happy to keep the couch. agreed!

[woelkers]

I can't believe I'm finding out like this.

[infinitempg]

I can't believe I'm finding out like this.

its my couch now

[Swanty]

PROCESSED