Thomas Passmann was spotted at a charity event, helping to raise money for multiple different causes his team supports. Most of his extracurricular activities....well, off the field he has not been known to be exactly a moral pillar or a good guy for the Arizona Outlaws community. But here, he showed up and tried to get something done for a good cause, without blowing anything up, endorsing cannibalism, or killing anyone. Maybe this shows that he is rounding a corner and turning his life around, moving away from his wayward, sinister behavior. Everyone seemed shocked that no catastrophes occurred during this Passmann outing; does this evil, sadistic, murderer vampire actually have a heart? Sure, he is a soulless fiend, but maybe he is more than that deep down. And he actually was pretty helpful; he seems to have an intuitive knack for fundraising. He was happy to smile and sign autographs, even posing for photos without trying to suck blood from the admiring fan's neck. It is very difficult of course for vampires to resist exsanguinating a mortal when they are within such close proximity, so he probably does deserve to be applauded for showing such restraint. It is like he is a different man; what has gotten into him?
Did it get to him that Arizona left him unprotected in the expansion draft due to his volatility and constant controversy? Is he becoming more serious about his career and about not getting thrown in jail? The most unlikely rumor at all after this is that Passmann was thinking of being cured of his vampirism; a very mysterious ritual practiced by sorcerers back in the middle ages, with many of the details lost to history. The black arts and magic itself have been forgotten in favor of technology in the modern era, but Passmann's athletic performance has brought it back to the forefront and shown some of the physical advantages of being a blood-sucking, demonic monster. It may be par for the course in the future to be a vampire if you want to be an athlete, he really has been a pioneer in the sports world.
But back to the topic at hand, Passmann's benevolence touched many people, even those who have hated him throughout his whole career, and inspired a record number of donations to the charity organizations. They shattered their goals and the money can be used to make a difference in a community that is struggling in the aftermath of the COVID-19 pandemic. Past Outlaws charity campaigns have not attracted nearly as much attention or gotten nearly as much funds raised at the end of the day. It just might be worth it for Arizona to change their mind and keep Passmann around; he is showing here that he can be more than just a skilled wide receiver, he can act like a human being. He can be civil and restrained, he is more than his vampirism. That is the news of the day, that is the take away from all of this. We are not saying at all that he is a good guy. He's done horrible things to many innocent people, he has caused chaos at every turn and in every way, and he is one of the most high profile criminals in the United States. His twitter has repeatedly praised human sacrifice, fueled public spectacles, and threatened violent fiascos at any event hosted in Arizona. He has been a nightmare for his team and the ISFL to try to handle, and has done nothing but instill disharmony in the league. It is highly unlikely that he can be changed in any meaningful way, find it in his soul feel regret, or see the error in his evil ways. But beneath that cold, malicious exterior, there might be just a trace of decency in his heart.
Did it get to him that Arizona left him unprotected in the expansion draft due to his volatility and constant controversy? Is he becoming more serious about his career and about not getting thrown in jail? The most unlikely rumor at all after this is that Passmann was thinking of being cured of his vampirism; a very mysterious ritual practiced by sorcerers back in the middle ages, with many of the details lost to history. The black arts and magic itself have been forgotten in favor of technology in the modern era, but Passmann's athletic performance has brought it back to the forefront and shown some of the physical advantages of being a blood-sucking, demonic monster. It may be par for the course in the future to be a vampire if you want to be an athlete, he really has been a pioneer in the sports world.
But back to the topic at hand, Passmann's benevolence touched many people, even those who have hated him throughout his whole career, and inspired a record number of donations to the charity organizations. They shattered their goals and the money can be used to make a difference in a community that is struggling in the aftermath of the COVID-19 pandemic. Past Outlaws charity campaigns have not attracted nearly as much attention or gotten nearly as much funds raised at the end of the day. It just might be worth it for Arizona to change their mind and keep Passmann around; he is showing here that he can be more than just a skilled wide receiver, he can act like a human being. He can be civil and restrained, he is more than his vampirism. That is the news of the day, that is the take away from all of this. We are not saying at all that he is a good guy. He's done horrible things to many innocent people, he has caused chaos at every turn and in every way, and he is one of the most high profile criminals in the United States. His twitter has repeatedly praised human sacrifice, fueled public spectacles, and threatened violent fiascos at any event hosted in Arizona. He has been a nightmare for his team and the ISFL to try to handle, and has done nothing but instill disharmony in the league. It is highly unlikely that he can be changed in any meaningful way, find it in his soul feel regret, or see the error in his evil ways. But beneath that cold, malicious exterior, there might be just a trace of decency in his heart.