With the Season 25 draft rapidly approaching, it’s the last chance for GMs to get a final look at all of the prospects coming up from the DSFL. If there is anything that can sell a prospect it’s a catchy slogan. Let’s see if any of these can boost a prospect’s stock.
I used the following link and took the first slogan: https://www.oberlo.com/tools/slogan-generator and took the Top 50 earners from the TPE list, excluding Terry Tate, RIP (Retired in Peace)
Tex Wrecks, DE “Look, Ma, No Wrecks!
Goat Tank, DT “Goat Tank, Better than Sex.”
Dukburg QuakStak, CB “Quakstak Strikes Back.”
Medicinal Toblerone, OL “Make Medicinal Toblerone Yours.”
Dave Batista, TE “The Magic of Batista.”
Hank Winchester, LB “They’re Yummy for Your Winchester.”
Donald McBobby, LB “Can You Tell Donald McBobby from Butter?”
Davriel Lavigne, S “It Makes Your Davriel Lavigne Smack.”
Harley Fank, WR “Fank-Lickin’ Good.”
Raylan Crowder, DE “If You Want to Get Ahead, Get a Crowder.”
Dan Foster, CB “Tough on Dirt, Gentle on Dan Foster.”
Rich Triplet, CB “Unzip a Rich Triplet.”
Guy Fields, LB “Guy Fields Better than Best.”
Tayshawn Crunk, S “Better Ingredients, Better Crunk.”
Djibutee McJimmerson, TE “Hungry? Why Wait? Grab a Djibutee.”
Killian Chambers, WR “Maybe She’s Born with It, Maybe it’s Killian Chambers.
Mike Rotchburns, RB “Give the Dog a Rotchburns.”
Albert Ruschman, DE “It’s the Bright One, It’s the Right One, that’s Ruschman.”
Felix Archstone, OL “8 out of 10 Owners who Expressed a Preference Said Their Cats Preferred Archstone.”
Jameson Vermillion, RB “Think Positive, Think Vermillion.”
L’Gazzy Burfict, LB “L’gazzy like Business, is Better with Multiple Partners.”
Peter Patterson, CB “So Easy, No Wonder Peter Patterson is #1.”
Darren Pama, RB “P-P-P-Pick Up a Pama.”
Chuck Roth, OL “Chuck Roth, Fun for the Whole Family.”
James Gath, CB “It’s the Gath Fizz that Does the Bizz.”
Adam Mellot, OL “Mellot the Choice Cut.”
Honky-Tonk Haywood, DT “Lipsmackin’ Thirstquenchin’ Acetastin’ Motivation’ Goodbuzzin’ Cooltalkin’ Highwalkin’ Fastlivin’ Evergivin’ Coolfizzin’ Honky-Tonk Haywood.”
Jimi DeSoto, LB “You Better Get Your DeSoto Out.”
Gary Goodman, LB “My Goodness, My Goodman!”
Doy Fieri, DT “No-One Does Chicken Like Doy Fieri.”
Rusty Rucker, LB “You Better Get Inside Rusty Rucker.”
Richard Leaking, LB “Richard Leaking Lasts Longer.”
Swantavius Jones, CB “Mamma Mia, That’sa Spicy Swantavius!”
Alex Reed, WR “Feel the Raw Naked Alex Reed of the Road.”
Zach Crossley, WR “And on the Eighth Day, God Created Zach Crossley.”
Lionel Rumper, S “Washing Machines Live Longer with Rumper.”
Owen Holloway, WR “How Many Licks Does it Take to Get to the Center of Owen Holloway?”
Sam Roes, DE “I Bet He Drinks Sam Roes.”
Jake Fencik, K/P “The Fencik Spirit.”
Clay Stallworth, OL “Smart People Choose Stallworth.”
NationalSimulation FootballLeague, S “Discover the NationalSimulation FootballLeague difference.”
Mark Callous, WR “Callous – Just Do It.”
James Hoffman, WR “Hoffman, The Secret of Women.”
Xmus Flaxon Jaxon-Waxon, S “Bigger. Better. Xmus Flaxon Jaxon-Waxon.”
Mark Walker, WR “I Quit Smoking with Mark Walker.”
Jackie Daytona, QB “Santa, All I Want is Jackie Daytona.”
Sheed Thebow, DT “All You Need is a Sheed Thebow and a Dream.”
Angelo Cerilli, DT “For a Fresh Change Try Angelo Cerilli.”
Tony Yeboah, S “Yeboaheriffic!”
Wasrabi Gleel, LB “Think Once, Think Twice, Think Wasrabi Gleel.”
I used the following link and took the first slogan: https://www.oberlo.com/tools/slogan-generator and took the Top 50 earners from the TPE list, excluding Terry Tate, RIP (Retired in Peace)
Tex Wrecks, DE “Look, Ma, No Wrecks!
Goat Tank, DT “Goat Tank, Better than Sex.”
Dukburg QuakStak, CB “Quakstak Strikes Back.”
Medicinal Toblerone, OL “Make Medicinal Toblerone Yours.”
Dave Batista, TE “The Magic of Batista.”
Hank Winchester, LB “They’re Yummy for Your Winchester.”
Donald McBobby, LB “Can You Tell Donald McBobby from Butter?”
Davriel Lavigne, S “It Makes Your Davriel Lavigne Smack.”
Harley Fank, WR “Fank-Lickin’ Good.”
Raylan Crowder, DE “If You Want to Get Ahead, Get a Crowder.”
Dan Foster, CB “Tough on Dirt, Gentle on Dan Foster.”
Rich Triplet, CB “Unzip a Rich Triplet.”
Guy Fields, LB “Guy Fields Better than Best.”
Tayshawn Crunk, S “Better Ingredients, Better Crunk.”
Djibutee McJimmerson, TE “Hungry? Why Wait? Grab a Djibutee.”
Killian Chambers, WR “Maybe She’s Born with It, Maybe it’s Killian Chambers.
Mike Rotchburns, RB “Give the Dog a Rotchburns.”
Albert Ruschman, DE “It’s the Bright One, It’s the Right One, that’s Ruschman.”
Felix Archstone, OL “8 out of 10 Owners who Expressed a Preference Said Their Cats Preferred Archstone.”
Jameson Vermillion, RB “Think Positive, Think Vermillion.”
L’Gazzy Burfict, LB “L’gazzy like Business, is Better with Multiple Partners.”
Peter Patterson, CB “So Easy, No Wonder Peter Patterson is #1.”
Darren Pama, RB “P-P-P-Pick Up a Pama.”
Chuck Roth, OL “Chuck Roth, Fun for the Whole Family.”
James Gath, CB “It’s the Gath Fizz that Does the Bizz.”
Adam Mellot, OL “Mellot the Choice Cut.”
Honky-Tonk Haywood, DT “Lipsmackin’ Thirstquenchin’ Acetastin’ Motivation’ Goodbuzzin’ Cooltalkin’ Highwalkin’ Fastlivin’ Evergivin’ Coolfizzin’ Honky-Tonk Haywood.”
Jimi DeSoto, LB “You Better Get Your DeSoto Out.”
Gary Goodman, LB “My Goodness, My Goodman!”
Doy Fieri, DT “No-One Does Chicken Like Doy Fieri.”
Rusty Rucker, LB “You Better Get Inside Rusty Rucker.”
Richard Leaking, LB “Richard Leaking Lasts Longer.”
Swantavius Jones, CB “Mamma Mia, That’sa Spicy Swantavius!”
Alex Reed, WR “Feel the Raw Naked Alex Reed of the Road.”
Zach Crossley, WR “And on the Eighth Day, God Created Zach Crossley.”
Lionel Rumper, S “Washing Machines Live Longer with Rumper.”
Owen Holloway, WR “How Many Licks Does it Take to Get to the Center of Owen Holloway?”
Sam Roes, DE “I Bet He Drinks Sam Roes.”
Jake Fencik, K/P “The Fencik Spirit.”
Clay Stallworth, OL “Smart People Choose Stallworth.”
NationalSimulation FootballLeague, S “Discover the NationalSimulation FootballLeague difference.”
Mark Callous, WR “Callous – Just Do It.”
James Hoffman, WR “Hoffman, The Secret of Women.”
Xmus Flaxon Jaxon-Waxon, S “Bigger. Better. Xmus Flaxon Jaxon-Waxon.”
Mark Walker, WR “I Quit Smoking with Mark Walker.”
Jackie Daytona, QB “Santa, All I Want is Jackie Daytona.”
Sheed Thebow, DT “All You Need is a Sheed Thebow and a Dream.”
Angelo Cerilli, DT “For a Fresh Change Try Angelo Cerilli.”
Tony Yeboah, S “Yeboaheriffic!”
Wasrabi Gleel, LB “Think Once, Think Twice, Think Wasrabi Gleel.”