I’ve still got some time to kill before the DSFL draft happens and in attempts to get myself to stop thinking about who’s going where, I decided to do up a little mock draft. Dogwood Maple put out a very well thought out mock draft yesterday, you can tell he really went above and beyond with it and he really did an amazing job!
This is not that, I’ve just used the TPE tracker, and I know that most of us haven’t been updated in a few weeks, since we are currently unassigned. And I reckon there a couple of players who have joined in the last little bit that might not be accounted for in the tracker just yet. So, my apologies to anyone who I don’t have in here and that your current TPE is not at all accurate.
I’m just going to be doing this mock by drafting the best available player (TPE wise) but I will try to avoid drafting players of the same position to the same team if possible, in attempts to not have 5 WRs to one team.
So, without further ado, here is my DSFL mock draft, with no real knowledge on what a team might be looking for in a player or user.
Round 1
1. MIN – DE – Ernest Lover
2. DAL – OL – Richard Littlewood
3. KC – QB – Kotone Shiomi
4. MB – CB – Slurms McKenzie
5. POR – S – Derek Wildstar
6. TIJ – LB – Leonard Taylor
7. NOR – WR – Tugg Speedman
8. LON – TE – Akil Ozymandias
Round 2
1. MIN – RB – Mr. Forty-Two
2. DAL – WR – Raphael Delacour
3. KC – CB – Cobra Kai
4. MB – LB – BamBam McMullet
5. POR – WR – Mario Messi
6. TIJ – QB – Lebron James III
7. NOR – OL – Maiteers Rico-Shea
8. LON – WR – Quavious McGrady
Round 3
1. MIN – LB – Erik Kirkland
2. DAL – DE – Makoto Otawara
3. KC – LB – Vincent Jones Jr
4. MB – S – Dogwood Maple
5. POR – K – Something McDerpants
6. TIJ – TE – Tom Teboat
7. NOR – TE – Jaja Ding Dong
8. LON – LB – Big Slammu
Round 4
1. MIN – WR – Schumi Hulkenvettel
2. DAL – QB – Ryan Negs
3. KC – OL – Byakuya Togami
4. MB – WR – Tater Tosser
5. POR – OL – Laxus Dreyar
6. TIJ – RB – Rocky Jackman
7. NOR – RB – Big Chungus
8. LON – OL – Alexander Franklin
Round 5
1. MIN – OL – Jack Cobb
2. DAL – DT – Ben Siegel
3. KC – WR – Julian Jurvicius
4. MB – DE – Dimitrius Rogers
5. POR – DE - Moe Skeeter
6. TIJ – WR – Joey Brady
7. NOR – DT – Redbeard McFredbeard
8. LON – DT – Primo Berto
Round 6
1. MIN – CB – H.H Hopkins
2. DAL – TE – Caven McRae
3. KC – TE – Owmy Back
4. MB – K – Pope Francis
5. POR – WR – Kemorian Moore
6. TIJ – LB – Ty Tyson
7. NOR – WR – John Smith
8. LON – WR – Johnathan Smith
Round 7
1. MIN – LB – Logan Sarrasin
2. DAL – WR – Dick Grayson
3. KC – LB – AJ Lucas
4. MB – WR – Arthur Naught
5. POR – S – Evan Jones
6. TIJ – K – Gluteus Maximus
7. NOR – S – Tony Bull
8. LON – CB – Shaq Shack
Round 8
1. MIN – WR – Johnny Football
2. DAL – CB - Bismo Funyuns
3. KC – WR – Jalen Washington
4. MB – CB – Royce Jones
5. POR – WR – Lalo Salamanca
That wraps up this totally unreliable mock draft, based on TPE only found in the TPE tracker. The teams would walk away with these following DSFL rookies:
Minnesota Grey Ducks
Ernest Lover / Mr. Forty-Two / Erik Kirkland / Schumi Hulkenvettel / Jack Cobb / H.H Hopkins / Logan Sarrasin / Johnny Football
Dallas Birddogs
Richard Littlewood / Raphael Delacour / Makoto Otawara / Ryan Negs / Ben Siegel / Caven McRae / Dick Grayson / Bismo Funyuns
Kansas City Coyotes
Kotone Shiomi / Cobra Kai / Vincent Jones Jr / Byakuya Togami / Julian Jurvicius / Owmy Back / AJ Lucas / Jalen Washington
Myrtle Beach Buccaneers
Slurms McKenzie / BamBam McMullet / Dogwood Maple / Tater Tosser / Dimitrius Rogers / Pope Francis / Arthur Naught / Royce Jones
Portland Pythons
Derek Wildstar / Mario Messi / Something McDerpants / Laxus Dreyar / Moe Skeeter / Kemorian Moore / Evan Jones / Lalo Salamanca
Tijuana Luchadores
Leonard Taylor / Lebron James III / Tom Teboat / Rocky Jackman / Joey Brady / Ty Tyson / Gluteus Maximus
Norfolk Seawolves
Tugg Speedman / Maiteers Rico-Shea / Jaja Ding Dong / Big Chungus / Redbeard McFredbeard / John Smith / Tony Bull
London Royals
Akil Ozymandias / Quavious McGrady / Big Slammu / Alexander Franklin / Primo Berto / Johnathan Smith / Shaq Shack
Once again, I know this is no where near how the draft will play out and that I am basing all of our players TPEs off what is in the TPE tracker (which only has our TPE from our last actual update), so please don’t take this seriously at all.
And just as a side note, my vote for the top three names in the draft are:
Redbeard McFredbeard
Slurms McKenzie
Pope Francis
That’s all I’ve got, good luck to everyone tonight’s draft, players and GMs. Hope everyone starts their careers out in a place that makes them happy. I know way too excited to see where my player lands, hope you are too!
Word count - 880
Looks like I've messed a couple things up! I missed that Shimoi hung up the cleats and that there had been a couple of trades involving picks.
Good thing I'm not running the actual draft!
This is not that, I’ve just used the TPE tracker, and I know that most of us haven’t been updated in a few weeks, since we are currently unassigned. And I reckon there a couple of players who have joined in the last little bit that might not be accounted for in the tracker just yet. So, my apologies to anyone who I don’t have in here and that your current TPE is not at all accurate.
I’m just going to be doing this mock by drafting the best available player (TPE wise) but I will try to avoid drafting players of the same position to the same team if possible, in attempts to not have 5 WRs to one team.
So, without further ado, here is my DSFL mock draft, with no real knowledge on what a team might be looking for in a player or user.
Round 1
1. MIN – DE – Ernest Lover
2. DAL – OL – Richard Littlewood
3. KC – QB – Kotone Shiomi
4. MB – CB – Slurms McKenzie
5. POR – S – Derek Wildstar
6. TIJ – LB – Leonard Taylor
7. NOR – WR – Tugg Speedman
8. LON – TE – Akil Ozymandias
Round 2
1. MIN – RB – Mr. Forty-Two
2. DAL – WR – Raphael Delacour
3. KC – CB – Cobra Kai
4. MB – LB – BamBam McMullet
5. POR – WR – Mario Messi
6. TIJ – QB – Lebron James III
7. NOR – OL – Maiteers Rico-Shea
8. LON – WR – Quavious McGrady
Round 3
1. MIN – LB – Erik Kirkland
2. DAL – DE – Makoto Otawara
3. KC – LB – Vincent Jones Jr
4. MB – S – Dogwood Maple
5. POR – K – Something McDerpants
6. TIJ – TE – Tom Teboat
7. NOR – TE – Jaja Ding Dong
8. LON – LB – Big Slammu
Round 4
1. MIN – WR – Schumi Hulkenvettel
2. DAL – QB – Ryan Negs
3. KC – OL – Byakuya Togami
4. MB – WR – Tater Tosser
5. POR – OL – Laxus Dreyar
6. TIJ – RB – Rocky Jackman
7. NOR – RB – Big Chungus
8. LON – OL – Alexander Franklin
Round 5
1. MIN – OL – Jack Cobb
2. DAL – DT – Ben Siegel
3. KC – WR – Julian Jurvicius
4. MB – DE – Dimitrius Rogers
5. POR – DE - Moe Skeeter
6. TIJ – WR – Joey Brady
7. NOR – DT – Redbeard McFredbeard
8. LON – DT – Primo Berto
Round 6
1. MIN – CB – H.H Hopkins
2. DAL – TE – Caven McRae
3. KC – TE – Owmy Back
4. MB – K – Pope Francis
5. POR – WR – Kemorian Moore
6. TIJ – LB – Ty Tyson
7. NOR – WR – John Smith
8. LON – WR – Johnathan Smith
Round 7
1. MIN – LB – Logan Sarrasin
2. DAL – WR – Dick Grayson
3. KC – LB – AJ Lucas
4. MB – WR – Arthur Naught
5. POR – S – Evan Jones
6. TIJ – K – Gluteus Maximus
7. NOR – S – Tony Bull
8. LON – CB – Shaq Shack
Round 8
1. MIN – WR – Johnny Football
2. DAL – CB - Bismo Funyuns
3. KC – WR – Jalen Washington
4. MB – CB – Royce Jones
5. POR – WR – Lalo Salamanca
That wraps up this totally unreliable mock draft, based on TPE only found in the TPE tracker. The teams would walk away with these following DSFL rookies:
Minnesota Grey Ducks
Ernest Lover / Mr. Forty-Two / Erik Kirkland / Schumi Hulkenvettel / Jack Cobb / H.H Hopkins / Logan Sarrasin / Johnny Football
Dallas Birddogs
Richard Littlewood / Raphael Delacour / Makoto Otawara / Ryan Negs / Ben Siegel / Caven McRae / Dick Grayson / Bismo Funyuns
Kansas City Coyotes
Kotone Shiomi / Cobra Kai / Vincent Jones Jr / Byakuya Togami / Julian Jurvicius / Owmy Back / AJ Lucas / Jalen Washington
Myrtle Beach Buccaneers
Slurms McKenzie / BamBam McMullet / Dogwood Maple / Tater Tosser / Dimitrius Rogers / Pope Francis / Arthur Naught / Royce Jones
Portland Pythons
Derek Wildstar / Mario Messi / Something McDerpants / Laxus Dreyar / Moe Skeeter / Kemorian Moore / Evan Jones / Lalo Salamanca
Tijuana Luchadores
Leonard Taylor / Lebron James III / Tom Teboat / Rocky Jackman / Joey Brady / Ty Tyson / Gluteus Maximus
Norfolk Seawolves
Tugg Speedman / Maiteers Rico-Shea / Jaja Ding Dong / Big Chungus / Redbeard McFredbeard / John Smith / Tony Bull
London Royals
Akil Ozymandias / Quavious McGrady / Big Slammu / Alexander Franklin / Primo Berto / Johnathan Smith / Shaq Shack
Once again, I know this is no where near how the draft will play out and that I am basing all of our players TPEs off what is in the TPE tracker (which only has our TPE from our last actual update), so please don’t take this seriously at all.
And just as a side note, my vote for the top three names in the draft are:
Redbeard McFredbeard
Slurms McKenzie
Pope Francis
That’s all I’ve got, good luck to everyone tonight’s draft, players and GMs. Hope everyone starts their careers out in a place that makes them happy. I know way too excited to see where my player lands, hope you are too!
Word count - 880
Looks like I've messed a couple things up! I missed that Shimoi hung up the cleats and that there had been a couple of trades involving picks.
Good thing I'm not running the actual draft!