Do you have just enough money to afford a down payment, and just need something to get you into town? Are you looking for a car that screams "If this car breaks down, I'm going bankrupt." Is a missing window not a deal breaker for you? Hi, I'm Orange County safety Bob Bob, aka the world's most average man, and if you answered yes to any of these questions, then my friends at Average Avery's Pre-Owned Cars wants to help you. I've driven a lot of clunkers in my day, and the cars you find here are better than like 80% of the cars I've driven. Like this 1994 Toyota Camry, just under 250,000 miles, doesn't make any suspicious rattling noises. This can be yours for just $1300. Or how this 1997 Geo Metro, this thing did crazy gas mileage before it was cool, and the convertible top still comes down most of the way. Only $999 for a limited time. And how about this 2001 Jeep Wrangler. Do you know how rare it is for places like this to get Jeeps? This is an exploding offer that... and someone bought it, never mind. So hurry on down to Average Avery's before he inevitably goes to jail for tax evasion. You haven't got long.