This just in! Rich Triplet has become the new face of the Gerber line of baby products! Rich Triplet’s face will now replace the Gerber baby on all Gerber products. Due to a mix up at Gerber HQ when trying to find a set of triplets to make rich, the unpaid intern assigned to finding the three babies lazily looked up, rich triplet. Leading to the contact information of the Tijuana Luchadore’s cornerback. Not double checking their work since they are not paid to do so. The intern sent the contact information to his boss and a contract was worked out between Rich and Gerber. A new tagline has appeared for Gerber’s new line of products. “Gerber: Make your triplet’s Rich.” Using this line as a double meaning, rich as in financially or Rich as in a professional athlete. When asked about this new deal after a team practice Rich told the media, “I used to eat Gerber products as a kid and look at me now, a first-round pick for the San Jose Sabercats. I really think eating Gerber products put me on the path that I went down from a young age. If your kid eats Gerber, I’m sure they’ll be in the ISFL someday as well.” Rich has been doing product placement like this in every interview he has done since signing the deal, along with radio broadcasts, TV ads, and billboards.
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