Blago Kokot is known for his dislike of social media, but that did not stop him from signing a deal with Krusteaz! Turns out that Blago is a hardcore pancake eater and has been a fan of the Krusteaz products for some time now. Blago himself commented on the deal with the following words:
'' I love Krusteaz, so you can imagine how surprised I was when they contacted my agent to see if we could start some type of relationship. I was in right away after I heard their offer, basically, I will wear hats that have the Krusteaz logo on it. In return, I get free Krusteaz products and a little bit of money. For me, this type of deal is perfect, since I'm not that into fashion and social media, so I don't really have to worry about anything other than making sure I have a hat on when I step out of the bus and walk into the arena before games. Wearing a hat is nothing to me especially when I get money and products as a reward. Someone could say that this is the easiest piece of work I have ever done and they would be correct. ''
According to our information, the Krusteaz deal is the first one for Kokot during his professional career.
Receiving an endorsement deal for Hilliard has been in the making for the while now and there shouldn’t be much of a surprise who it is. If you followed Hilliard’s career you may remember his rookie interview which in there had a specific question pertaining to endorsements. The question was if you could choose one cereal brand what it would be? Hilliard name-dropped Kellogg’s, even went ahead and said he is ready to get the pen out and sign off on an endorsement deal. After finishing out a strong DSFL career Kellogg’s noticed and followed him closely. Well, we are happy to announce Hilliard is officially endorsed by Kellogg’s! With all the endless cereal the FAT paychecks Are also nice. Don’t forget this pairs well with your local store's nice cold CHOCCY milk. This is my own brand of milk coming to you around to country. Look forward to a special line up from Kellogg with my face on the boxes. You will also get to see me start my acting career with Kellogg commercials. Just want to thank all the fans and people that helped me get to this point, and obviously, I want to thank Kellogg for this opportunity. Don’t forget to grab your favorite cereal paired with the best milk brand and PBE approved CHOCCY milk, it's flying off the shelf!
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The Original Big Boy, Chuck Roth, here! Want to make taking out the trash look as easy as me sacking quarterbacks? Pick the thiccest, strongest, HEFTYest brand of trash bags, paper plates, and plastic bags! Pick HEFTY! Available in the cleaning aisle of stores worldwide!
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Chuck was extremely excited to get his first commercial. He had been very picky with endorsements, turning down several endorsement offers from brands that did not fit his brand image. (His brand image is big and thicc, for reference) Hefty was a perfect fit. You see, the brand is called hefty, but Chuckie himself is rather husky. This was a match made in heaven and Chuck was so excited that he signed the contract so quickly that he tore the page with his pen. This partnership will eventually lead to a Chuck-Strong line of trash bags, which is extra strong for the biggest cleanups! The commercial for them will show Chuck throwing a Drunk Jay Cue into a trash bag, then throwing the bag into a trash compactor. The commercial will zoom in on the bag to show it stretch but not rip, emphasizing the strength of the bag. Chuck knows how to clean up messes!
Jimi DeSoto has been officially sponsored by Bush’s Baked Beans. It seems like it was only a matter of time after his last season with the Norfolk Seawolves was completely bean themed. It began with quarterback Suleiman Ramza’s exclamation of “That’s great beans!” which became a team slogan and a raucous chant made by the fans every gameday. The support was about as robust as new Bush’s Sweet Heat Baked Beans! In addition to the ever classic “That’s great beans!” the S25 rookie class for Norfolk was in fact nicknamed the “Mean Bean Machines.” This rookie class grew to be a tightly knit bunch, like a tin can packed with Bush’s Baked Beans, and this chemistry undoubtedly aided in their success on the field. Norfolk made an impressive postseason run, notably upsetting the heavily favored Tijuana Luchadores. Of course, Luchadore players were expectedly upset with the results, but lucky for them Bush’s offers their same classic flavors of beans with 25% less sodium options! Look for the light blue labels! And how do beans relate to Jimi DeSoto’s personal success? Well hear it from the man himself! “Do you guys remember Popeye? Ya know how he would be beaten down and there seemed to be no hope for him, and then he’d squeeze a can of spinach in his mouth and go super saiyan? That’s what beans are like for me. I mean, that’s literally it. I don’t even work out. Before every game I eat a can of beans, and I can suddenly play linebacker. I’m being honest right now. I don’t know why this happens. Please can a scientist get in touch with me because I think I needs some tests done. Oh right, and eat Bush’s Baked Beans! My personal favorite is Brown Sugar Hickory!” Well you heard it from the man himself! For a food that’s affordable, delicious, and a key part of DeSoto’s gameday preparation, look no further than Bush’s!
It was about 2 PM one day when Big Chungus got a call from his agent. Chungus had just been given an endorsement offer from Planet Fitness. Chungus ecstatically accepted and the began discussing terms. After about a week of negotiations, the two finally made a deal.
In terms of money, Chungus would have to host 4 sponsored events a year and maintain at least 50 yards a game average. If he maintains this, he will make $250,000 a year for the next 5 years. If Chungus makes an all-star game, he will get a $500 bonus the following year. If he is the league rushing leader, he gets an extra $1,000 the following year.
After signing the five-year contract, both parties began brainstorming potential events for Chungus to host. This is what they came up with:
1. Autograph session.
2. A football camp for kids.
3. A back-to-school shopping day for kids in need.
4. An all-day workout event in which Chungus would go to a Planet Fitness for a day and work out with fans.
The persona given off by Chungus is one of an intimidating, self-centered man. Planet Fitness has made it obvious that their goal, in addition to using Chungus' name to gain more attention, is to show the ture Big Chungus and allow him to really make a personal relationship with fans of all ages.
Have you struggled to make clean cuts? Have you tried to cut in front of a pass only to lose your balance and miss the ball, the tackle and give up a touchdown?
Well, Jonathan Shuffleboard has one thing to tell you. "Under Armor cleats."
There are billboard with the young player all around town. Various promo codes are on these billboards and we highly suggest you look around for these special deals.
Shuffleboard will also be featured in many commercials. My personal favorites are the two in which he misses interceptions and changes cleats. In the commercials he cuts in on a slant route and stumbles. He then walks off the field in shame. He walks up to a locker and chucks his cleats in the garbage. He takes a nap and dreams of new cleats for himself. He wakes up and they are there. He puts them on, and heads back out onto the field, jumps another slant route and takes the pick to the house.
Shuffleboard will of course be wearing only Under Armor cleats during games. There may be an eventual custom Jonathan Shuffleboard custom cleat that can be marketed as unique to him and will likely be a bestseller.
My player, Moe Skeeter, grew up on his family’s peanut farm in Selma, Alabama. Moe being new to the DSFL would use his rising star as a way to help endorse products made by his own family’s livelihood. With peanuts having a protein content that can make up anywhere from twenty-two to thirty percent of the peanut’s caloric makeup, Moe would endorse the family’s newest product which is Skeeter’s Peanut Butter. This endorsement would not gain Moe any money directly through the endorsement, but instead would serve to boost the family’s business and be marketed to a wide range of consumers. This endorsement would see Moe doing all types of advertisement in order to raise the family’s name recognition and branding outside of their small market in Selma.
With the Skeeter family now having a semi-famous athlete in the family, Moe would help to mastermind the idea of the family branching out and making their own line of peanut based protein shakes (or soybean based for those that are allergic to peanuts) that were produced and geared toward high performance athletes. The products would be aptly named, Skeeter’s Nut Based Shakes. For these lines of products, Moe would appear in all types of Nike or Adidas-like commercials that would brand the product as being vital for any athlete who was serious about gaining muscle through a high protein diet. Depending on the success of Skeeter’s Nut Based Shakes, Moe and the family would look to try to get the DSFL and ISFL involved to try to make the protein shakes the official protein drink of these two impressive football leagues.