When you're a starter on a championship winning team, you should expect to get at least some local endorsements right? Well for San Jose Sabercats safety Brendan Lanier, he got zero endorsement offers during the offseason, but his offseason hobby of posting his random drawings on his blog caught the eye of a certain art tool manufacturer....
"With the revelation that he is a world class artist, Crayola has announced that Brendan Lanier will be the face of the company.
One member of the Crayola marketing department stated, "Wait, this was drawn by an adult?"
It is unknown how long the deal is, but what is known is that Lanier will be payed one box of crayons per game, which just so happens to be his favorite snack.
Lanier is also getting his own specialized color, named 'Lanier Limerick.' When asked about his new color, he mentioned he was confused on why they would name a poem after him and not a crayon.
On top of those perks, for every sack Lanier gets Crayola will donate 1 million dollars to a random elementary school's art department.
Expect to see the new Lanier Limerick in specially marked 64 count boxes of Crayola Crayons in stores near you."
"With the revelation that he is a world class artist, Crayola has announced that Brendan Lanier will be the face of the company.
One member of the Crayola marketing department stated, "Wait, this was drawn by an adult?"
It is unknown how long the deal is, but what is known is that Lanier will be payed one box of crayons per game, which just so happens to be his favorite snack.
Lanier is also getting his own specialized color, named 'Lanier Limerick.' When asked about his new color, he mentioned he was confused on why they would name a poem after him and not a crayon.
On top of those perks, for every sack Lanier gets Crayola will donate 1 million dollars to a random elementary school's art department.
Expect to see the new Lanier Limerick in specially marked 64 count boxes of Crayola Crayons in stores near you."