Hi there
My name is Jeeeeroy Lenkins and I am a cornerback in the International Simulation Football League currently playing for the Minessota Greyducks, but you already knew that.
What you did not know is I am an avid crayola eater and I am absolutley thrilled to be reaming up with Crayola to announce an exciting new product that is going to launch this fall.
Are you not tired of having to watch over your kid whilst they are colouring in? Having to tell them off for chewing on their crayons and then trying to explain to your delinquent kid how crayons are for drawing and not eating?
Would you not rather be drinking a nice cold tennents (shout out to my boy Buster) and playing video games?
Well all your prayers have been answered, we here at Crayola are launching our new edible crayons. We have 6 new exciting flavours with more to follow. We have cola (black), broccoli (green) strawberry (red), beetroot (purple), chocolate (brown) and blue Gatorade (blue), tasty.
The future is now.
"Unmistakenly Crayola"
*disclaimer - Crayola edibles may not taste like the flavour stated. Crayola edibles may give your little satan spawn the shits. Crayola edibles will make your kids shit multicolored like a unicorns.
My name is Jeeeeroy Lenkins and I am a cornerback in the International Simulation Football League currently playing for the Minessota Greyducks, but you already knew that.
What you did not know is I am an avid crayola eater and I am absolutley thrilled to be reaming up with Crayola to announce an exciting new product that is going to launch this fall.
Are you not tired of having to watch over your kid whilst they are colouring in? Having to tell them off for chewing on their crayons and then trying to explain to your delinquent kid how crayons are for drawing and not eating?
Would you not rather be drinking a nice cold tennents (shout out to my boy Buster) and playing video games?
Well all your prayers have been answered, we here at Crayola are launching our new edible crayons. We have 6 new exciting flavours with more to follow. We have cola (black), broccoli (green) strawberry (red), beetroot (purple), chocolate (brown) and blue Gatorade (blue), tasty.
The future is now.
"Unmistakenly Crayola"
*disclaimer - Crayola edibles may not taste like the flavour stated. Crayola edibles may give your little satan spawn the shits. Crayola edibles will make your kids shit multicolored like a unicorns.