Press packet - for immediate release. Dont fuck this one up again Martha, we need to ink this promo deal with Quigley before Coors gets to his dumb ass. Also dont include this in the release, dont think I didnt forget about the Edelman fiasco you absolute brick.
Samuel Adams Brewery is proud to present their newest spokesperson:
Connor Quigley, offensive tackle for the Kansas City Coyotes.
Quigley was born in Boston, and lived in Massachusetts for most of his formative years. Sam Adams beer literally runs through his thick veins; whether it be the smooth and crisp flavors of our flagship Boston Lager, or the seasonal bite and fall comfort of our Sam’s Oktoberfest. Quigley, however, is most notably a fan of our fantastic New England IPA, which he insists he drinks four of every night before his DSFL games. Clearly, this absolute powerhouse of a man is fueled by our delicious and affordable selection of regional craft beers.
When asked about his budding partnership with Samuel Adams, Quigley had this to say:
“I’ve been drinking beer since I was eleven years old. My first ever beer was a Sam Adams; a beer that I stole off the table when my uncle was passed out drunk at my cousin’s confirmation party. My dad found out, and beat my ass raw with a crucifix party favor. I couldn’t feel a goddamn thing, though, thanks to the quality ingredients and balanced alcohol content of Sam Adams! I look forward to working with my favorite brewery, especially since they said they will ship me a whole keg of New England IPA every week as long as I promise not to vomit on the field.”
We at Samuel Adam’s look forward immensely to our partnership with Quigley, and are contractually obligated to pay for any future hospital visits and/or rehab!
Samuel Adams Brewery is proud to present their newest spokesperson:
Connor Quigley, offensive tackle for the Kansas City Coyotes.
Quigley was born in Boston, and lived in Massachusetts for most of his formative years. Sam Adams beer literally runs through his thick veins; whether it be the smooth and crisp flavors of our flagship Boston Lager, or the seasonal bite and fall comfort of our Sam’s Oktoberfest. Quigley, however, is most notably a fan of our fantastic New England IPA, which he insists he drinks four of every night before his DSFL games. Clearly, this absolute powerhouse of a man is fueled by our delicious and affordable selection of regional craft beers.
When asked about his budding partnership with Samuel Adams, Quigley had this to say:
“I’ve been drinking beer since I was eleven years old. My first ever beer was a Sam Adams; a beer that I stole off the table when my uncle was passed out drunk at my cousin’s confirmation party. My dad found out, and beat my ass raw with a crucifix party favor. I couldn’t feel a goddamn thing, though, thanks to the quality ingredients and balanced alcohol content of Sam Adams! I look forward to working with my favorite brewery, especially since they said they will ship me a whole keg of New England IPA every week as long as I promise not to vomit on the field.”
We at Samuel Adam’s look forward immensely to our partnership with Quigley, and are contractually obligated to pay for any future hospital visits and/or rehab!