Well it being midseason in the ISFL and Honky Tonk being holed-up in Pennsylvania, there won’t be an opportunity for Haywood to celebrate Halloween the way he prefers – which is brewing up some homemade spiked wassel with the family and dressing up like their favorite rock and country stars from years past. Of course they’d take turns drunkenly manning the candy bucket out in front of the house…ya know, as all families in the neighborhood did. This year, Honky Tonk really wanted to use Halloween to connect with the fans of Philadelphia. It’s been a tough season and sometimes you just need some levity. So ol’ HTH is going to dress up as Ben Franklin and do a little bar crawl around the downtown area. He’s gonna toss out candy, he’s gonna drink a lot of whiskey, he’s gonna hit on your girlfriend right in front of you and then apologize, and he might even play a sweet tune on a guitar if he sees one on a wall somewhere. Hony Tonk has also posted on social media about the ‘event,’ and encouraged someone to bring a kite and teach him how to fly it…weather dependent. Who knows, maybe this will turn into an annual tradition….or maybe he’ll just wind up in the drunk tank after another bar fight.
10-27-2020, 08:22 AM
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Halloween is a special time of year which brings scores of people together over the cooling weather, sweetened candy, and all things that can strike fear into our collective hearts. Moe Skeeter growing up in Selma, Alabama had a slightly different experience than most when it came to celebrating the holiday festivities. The area that Moe came from looked down on Halloween as a holiday to celebrate the Devil and all his dastardly works on humanity. With this type of perspective informing his experience, Moe has consistently denied that he celebrates Halloween, but he in fact does. While not in a traditional manner, Moe and the entire Skeeter family would celebrate by throwing an Autumn Festival which would take place on Halloween afternoon and into the evening. The days would begin with local farmers and artisans setting up booths in the Skeeter’s fields along with decent sized carnival rides. The Skeeter patriarch, Pa Skeeter, would give hayrides to any who wanted and the residents of Selma, Alabama were treated to a wholesome day in the eyes of the Skeeter family. Moe’s Halloween day was mainly spent as the dummy in the dunk tank, as the evening rolled in, Moe would switch from a dunk tank dummy to being the main event. After candy had been exchanged and the crowd grew more sedated after the huge dinner, Moe would entertain the whole lot by bullfighting the Skeeter’s large bull Ferdinand. With Moe having the strength to easily tackle the bull to the ground, he was never in any danger, but unbeknownst to the crowd, who still got a kick out of the spectacle. Overall, Moe celebrates his Halloween with good family and friends who focused on pure reasons for the fall in exchange for what they deemed as glorifying wickedness.
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