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Recently Laszlo Forty Two was forced by his cult to go to a meeting in an undisclosed private area. A decent amount of followers from all different types of realities were in attendance but the big few were the chosen members: Jose Forty Three, Mr. Thirty, Jon Forty One and Laszlo Forty Two.
Basically 3 selected sports stars and ...Well a weird fish guy. Do not worry about him so much.
In this meeting they were confronted with the deity that they follow, Mr. 0. He did not actually have any of his reality bending powers so it was not like he could turn back time or turn elephants into bubbles a long with some crazy voodoo bollocks stuff he can in other ones but he did have the ability to communicate to them through certain people.
A long, descriptive story none of you in International Sim Football League would care about lore wise happens but in this piece of media we will focus on the discussions his lord had with Laszlo Forty Two.
Mr. 0: Ah, Mr. Forty Two. You realise you are indeed one of the more special cultists in my field. I mean...You first off are the only cultist that is in multiple sporting leagues. The GLB, a league in which you dominated in most positions and won a serious amount that makes me highly happy. The SCFSL, a league in which you are one of the scariest sacking players of all time and now most likely will go on to set an untouchable record.
Finally, the ISFL...A league in which you dominated as an Offensive Lineman. Only a couple of Offensive Lineman are in your stat line to begin with and this is not to mention you helped Hanyadi get the Most Valuable Player Award thanks to improved Offensive Line! You are looking at a great Hall of Fame claim...Truly special!
Not to mention your attempt at becoming a Running Back now! Very impressive as a Myrtle Beach waiver, domination throughout the prospect bowl for the Banff Bandits as the best player and now you are the offense of Norfolk Seawolves and best Running Back statistically in the DSFL! Magical! Just magical!
You may be actually confused as to why you are here.
Laszlo Forty Two: Mr. Forty Two is indeed confused. Other puny cultists suck but Laszlo Forty Two made of stronger stuff.
Mr. 0: Indeed you are! It goes without saying you are one of my...Most special and scary individuals within the cult. I think it is rather fun to know how nobody will fuck with you considering your size. But the main reason you are here is because of one small detail.
Your GLB career is nothing but titles. Sure a couple of nominations and awards are around but not enough in a 19 year career to make it shine. Meanwhile I cannot stress how lacking the attempts were in the other two leagues ring wise. It is Jose and Jon tier pathetic. This in turn is nowhere near good enough at the moment.
Laszlo Forty Two: What can Mr. Forty Two do to avoid turning into pathetic punt players and continue to live?
Mr. 0: That is a great question. The simple answer is win rings or gun pro bowls and championships but it just is not that easy. You are in some of the hardest leagues as well.
I think you should focus on the short term goals first. Get drafted in the major leagues of the International Sim Football League for starters. Gun blaze mentality of Hall of Fame. I am talking gunning rookie awards when you do move up and gunning the Hall of Fame for fingers crossed the second time. Go on a team that can excel with you on it and that you can prove to them that you are a running back they need to invest in or face the wrath of later on whilst you get those stats.
It may or may not be rough but you shall soon find out and you should take it from there. I would focus on going as high as possible in the draft, which should not be too hard considering the max earning style you always do and how destructive you have shown to be in the Development Sim Football League.
I give you a fair warning, Mr. Forty Two. Utter failure in the future may see you be burned alive for pitiful failure. But achieving the Hall of Fame would help you and you are very young...But my advice is not to push your luck. You could very easily end up in the state Mr. Forty One and Forty Three find themselves and I do hope I do not have to kill you.
Laszlo Forty Two: Mr. Laszlo Forty Two hopes Mr. 0 does not kill him either. Even if face refuses to show expected emotion or feel fear.
Mr. 0: Yes, well. I forget you are also one of the weirder cultists. But keep it up or else!
Time is running out for Laszlo Forty Two. Whilst not under immediate pressure like the others, he really does need to step it up and the first step to achieving this is in the ISFL and seeing what teams are interested in 1 of the highest earners in the league. He will also soon have to make his case for Hall of Fame as a monster OLiner and help the Fair Rub Club finally achieve a true fair rub and gain a Hall of Famer again!
Recently Laszlo Forty Two was forced by his cult to go to a meeting in an undisclosed private area. A decent amount of followers from all different types of realities were in attendance but the big few were the chosen members: Jose Forty Three, Mr. Thirty, Jon Forty One and Laszlo Forty Two.
Basically 3 selected sports stars and ...Well a weird fish guy. Do not worry about him so much.
In this meeting they were confronted with the deity that they follow, Mr. 0. He did not actually have any of his reality bending powers so it was not like he could turn back time or turn elephants into bubbles a long with some crazy voodoo bollocks stuff he can in other ones but he did have the ability to communicate to them through certain people.
A long, descriptive story none of you in International Sim Football League would care about lore wise happens but in this piece of media we will focus on the discussions his lord had with Laszlo Forty Two.
Mr. 0: Ah, Mr. Forty Two. You realise you are indeed one of the more special cultists in my field. I mean...You first off are the only cultist that is in multiple sporting leagues. The GLB, a league in which you dominated in most positions and won a serious amount that makes me highly happy. The SCFSL, a league in which you are one of the scariest sacking players of all time and now most likely will go on to set an untouchable record.
Finally, the ISFL...A league in which you dominated as an Offensive Lineman. Only a couple of Offensive Lineman are in your stat line to begin with and this is not to mention you helped Hanyadi get the Most Valuable Player Award thanks to improved Offensive Line! You are looking at a great Hall of Fame claim...Truly special!
Not to mention your attempt at becoming a Running Back now! Very impressive as a Myrtle Beach waiver, domination throughout the prospect bowl for the Banff Bandits as the best player and now you are the offense of Norfolk Seawolves and best Running Back statistically in the DSFL! Magical! Just magical!
You may be actually confused as to why you are here.
Laszlo Forty Two: Mr. Forty Two is indeed confused. Other puny cultists suck but Laszlo Forty Two made of stronger stuff.
Mr. 0: Indeed you are! It goes without saying you are one of my...Most special and scary individuals within the cult. I think it is rather fun to know how nobody will fuck with you considering your size. But the main reason you are here is because of one small detail.
Your GLB career is nothing but titles. Sure a couple of nominations and awards are around but not enough in a 19 year career to make it shine. Meanwhile I cannot stress how lacking the attempts were in the other two leagues ring wise. It is Jose and Jon tier pathetic. This in turn is nowhere near good enough at the moment.
Laszlo Forty Two: What can Mr. Forty Two do to avoid turning into pathetic punt players and continue to live?
Mr. 0: That is a great question. The simple answer is win rings or gun pro bowls and championships but it just is not that easy. You are in some of the hardest leagues as well.
I think you should focus on the short term goals first. Get drafted in the major leagues of the International Sim Football League for starters. Gun blaze mentality of Hall of Fame. I am talking gunning rookie awards when you do move up and gunning the Hall of Fame for fingers crossed the second time. Go on a team that can excel with you on it and that you can prove to them that you are a running back they need to invest in or face the wrath of later on whilst you get those stats.
It may or may not be rough but you shall soon find out and you should take it from there. I would focus on going as high as possible in the draft, which should not be too hard considering the max earning style you always do and how destructive you have shown to be in the Development Sim Football League.
I give you a fair warning, Mr. Forty Two. Utter failure in the future may see you be burned alive for pitiful failure. But achieving the Hall of Fame would help you and you are very young...But my advice is not to push your luck. You could very easily end up in the state Mr. Forty One and Forty Three find themselves and I do hope I do not have to kill you.
Laszlo Forty Two: Mr. Laszlo Forty Two hopes Mr. 0 does not kill him either. Even if face refuses to show expected emotion or feel fear.
Mr. 0: Yes, well. I forget you are also one of the weirder cultists. But keep it up or else!
Time is running out for Laszlo Forty Two. Whilst not under immediate pressure like the others, he really does need to step it up and the first step to achieving this is in the ISFL and seeing what teams are interested in 1 of the highest earners in the league. He will also soon have to make his case for Hall of Fame as a monster OLiner and help the Fair Rub Club finally achieve a true fair rub and gain a Hall of Famer again!
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