I’ve just joined the Myrtle Beach Buccaneers and I want to assure the fans and my teammates that although I have a pigeon head that’s not going to stop me from ruffling some feathers when I finally get onto the field.
I know it’s hard to accept differences but rest assured I have as much pluck as anyone else. These Pigeon eyes are finely tuned! I can even see in UV which gives me the edge on the snap!. It also means I’m the man the boys should come to when they need some sunscreen, I know just where it needs to go.
It’s a tough league and things can get rough out there, but don’t worry, Toucan play at that game and I’m ready and you know there wont be any fowl plays made by Henrik, I don’t flap at the ball.
Come game day I hope you’ll be Hooting for Henrik Von Pigeon,
I know it’s hard to accept differences but rest assured I have as much pluck as anyone else. These Pigeon eyes are finely tuned! I can even see in UV which gives me the edge on the snap!. It also means I’m the man the boys should come to when they need some sunscreen, I know just where it needs to go.
It’s a tough league and things can get rough out there, but don’t worry, Toucan play at that game and I’m ready and you know there wont be any fowl plays made by Henrik, I don’t flap at the ball.
Come game day I hope you’ll be Hooting for Henrik Von Pigeon,