NOLA is happy to add @Slothman07 aka Dorothy Zbornak to the Second Line.
S26 - 4M
S27 - 4M
S28 - 4M
-NOLA to pay 4M for a position swap to CB
-If anyone ever touches George Tsukolas' hair all details must be disclosed to Slothman asap.
-If NOLA goes undefeated for a season the team will be renamed the Jazz Boiz.
-A box seat will be reserved for Betty White and the ghosts of Rue McClanahan and Estelle Getty.
-NOLA will add a Dorothy Zbornak emoji to the LR.
-ddrector will buy Slothman a cheesecake if his choosing.
S26 - 4M
S27 - 4M
S28 - 4M
-NOLA to pay 4M for a position swap to CB
-If anyone ever touches George Tsukolas' hair all details must be disclosed to Slothman asap.
-If NOLA goes undefeated for a season the team will be renamed the Jazz Boiz.
-A box seat will be reserved for Betty White and the ghosts of Rue McClanahan and Estelle Getty.
-NOLA will add a Dorothy Zbornak emoji to the LR.
-ddrector will buy Slothman a cheesecake if his choosing.
[OPTION]Height: 6'1"
[OPTION]Weight: 195 lbs.
[OPTION]Birthplace: Raleigh, NC
[OPTION]Number: 22
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[OPTION]Career Stats
[OPTION]G || Tck || TFL || FF/FR || Sck || Int || PD || TD
[OPTION]141 || 597 || 1 || 5/1 || 6 || 30 || 163 || 3
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[OPTION]Playoff Stats
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[OPTION]Awards
[OPTION]S26 Defensive Player of the Year, S26 CB of the Year,
[OPTION]S23 Defensive Breakout Player, S23 Defensive Performance
[OPTION]Pro Bowls: S22, S26
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