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Alright now that those prima donnas aren't in here, let's talk about the real MVP of every team - the defense. There have been 50 interceptions in the league so far, which seems like the perfect time for some media. Below you'll find a log of all 50 interceptions, who caught 'em, when, and what happened afterwards.
Enjoy!
Week 1
San Jose SaberCats 27
Honolulu Hahalua 24
#1 - 2nd quarter 8:53, Rich Triplet (SJS) @Kotasa
New Orleans Second Line 24
Austin Copperheads 21
#5 - 2nd quarter 13:27, LiterallyJust A. Hexagon (NO) @JPach
Colorado Yeti 27
Sarasota Sailfish 15
#8 - 3rd quarter 12:26, Joel Drake (COL) @Rusfan
Chicago Butchers 29
Baltimore Hawks 23
#10 - 2nd quarter 8:40, Tony Yeboah (BAL) @frazzle14
Yellowknife Wraiths 41
Philadelphia Liberty 16
#14 - 4th quarter 13:03, Mack Arianlacher (YKW) @LordMacharius
Week 2
Orange County Otters 34
San Jose SaberCats 21
#15 - 1st quarter 9:00, Philip Stein (SJS) @IHateBobNutting
New York Silverbacks 30
Arizona Outlaws 21
#17 - 2nd quarter 4:55, DB Jadakiss (AZ) @hotdog
Austin Copperheads 34
Honolulu Hahalua 30
#18 - 3rd quarter 14:53, Ray-Ray Jackson (HON) @Jason
Philadelphia Liberty 20
New Orleans Second Line 15
#20 - 4th quarter 5:00, Andrew Witten (NO) @mithrandir
Sarasota Sailfish 43
Berlin Fire Salamanders 10
#21 - 1st quarter 2:25, Jamie Nkiah (SAR) @Drizzy
Yellowknife Wraiths 14
Baltimore Hawks 7
#23 - 1st quarter 0:45, Eldrick Avery (BAL) @RansackTheUniverse
Week 3
Orange County Otters 31
Honolulu Hahalua 7
#25 - 1st quarter 8:09, Tyrone Biggums (OCO) @Revolution5
New Orleans Second Line 30
Arizona Outlaws 27
#27 - 1st quarter 1:06, David Rector (NO) @ddrector
San Jose SaberCats 17
New York Silverback 9
#28 - 3rd quarter 13:37, Rashad Hilliard (SJS) @GotDatWeeFee
Austin Copperheads 22
Yellowknife Wraiths 17
#30 - 4th quarter 12:08, Maverick Bowie (AUS) @Tonzy
Colorado Yeti 34
Baltimore Hawks 13
#32 - 1st quarter 5:59, Eldrick Avery (BAL) @RansackTheUniverse
Sarasota Sailfish 37
Philadelphia Liberty 7
#36 - 3rd quarter 1:34, Harrison Andrews (SAR) @abh89
Chicago Butchers 31
Berlin Fire Salamanders 30
#38 - 1st quarter 6:55, Damian Blackfyre (CHI) @ThunderTitan82
Week 4
Orange County Otters 35
Austin Copperheads 17
#45 - 3rd quarter 4:55, Griffin Porter (AUS) @AsylumParty
Arizona Outlaws 38
San Jose SaberCats 16
#46 - 2nd quarter 5:41, Stanislaw Koniecpolski (AZ) @majesiu
Honolulu Hahalua 17
#47 - 1st quarter 14:52, Jim Waters (HON) @siddhus
New Orleans Second Line 27
New York Silverbacks 6
#48 - 2nd quarter 7:48, David Rector (NO) @ddrector
Sarasota Sailfish 27
Chicago Butchers 24
#49 - 2nd quarter 1:53, Osiris Firestorm-Fjord (CHI) @HalfEatenOnionBagel
Philadelphia Liberty 38
Berlin Fire Salamanders 20
#50 - 4th quarter 12:26, Jeremiah Zelos (PHI) @Hallmonitor_20
Some fast facts about the 50 picks so far:
Earliest and latest picks?
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TURN BACK NOW!
Alright now that those prima donnas aren't in here, let's talk about the real MVP of every team - the defense. There have been 50 interceptions in the league so far, which seems like the perfect time for some media. Below you'll find a log of all 50 interceptions, who caught 'em, when, and what happened afterwards.
Enjoy!
Week 1
San Jose SaberCats 27
Honolulu Hahalua 24
#1 - 2nd quarter 8:53, Rich Triplet (SJS) @Kotasa
- Drive result: touchdown
- Drive result: punt
- Drive result: field goal
- Drive result: punt
New Orleans Second Line 24
Austin Copperheads 21
#5 - 2nd quarter 13:27, LiterallyJust A. Hexagon (NO) @JPach
- Drive result: INT returned for touchdown
- Drive result: touchdown
- Drive result: touchdown
Colorado Yeti 27
Sarasota Sailfish 15
#8 - 3rd quarter 12:26, Joel Drake (COL) @Rusfan
- Drive result: touchdown
- Drive result: field goal
Chicago Butchers 29
Baltimore Hawks 23
#10 - 2nd quarter 8:40, Tony Yeboah (BAL) @frazzle14
- Drive result: field goal
- Drive result: turnover
- Drive result: INT returned for touchdown
- Drive result: punt
Yellowknife Wraiths 41
Philadelphia Liberty 16
#14 - 4th quarter 13:03, Mack Arianlacher (YKW) @LordMacharius
- Drive result: touchdown
Week 2
Orange County Otters 34
San Jose SaberCats 21
#15 - 1st quarter 9:00, Philip Stein (SJS) @IHateBobNutting
- Drive result: touchdown
- Drive result: touchdown
New York Silverbacks 30
Arizona Outlaws 21
#17 - 2nd quarter 4:55, DB Jadakiss (AZ) @hotdog
- Drive result: punt
Austin Copperheads 34
Honolulu Hahalua 30
#18 - 3rd quarter 14:53, Ray-Ray Jackson (HON) @Jason
- Drive result: touchdown
- Drive result: field goal
Philadelphia Liberty 20
New Orleans Second Line 15
#20 - 4th quarter 5:00, Andrew Witten (NO) @mithrandir
- Drive result: touchdown
Sarasota Sailfish 43
Berlin Fire Salamanders 10
#21 - 1st quarter 2:25, Jamie Nkiah (SAR) @Drizzy
- Drive result: field goal
- Drive result: touchdown
Yellowknife Wraiths 14
Baltimore Hawks 7
#23 - 1st quarter 0:45, Eldrick Avery (BAL) @RansackTheUniverse
- Drive result: punt
- Drive result: field goal
Week 3
Orange County Otters 31
Honolulu Hahalua 7
#25 - 1st quarter 8:09, Tyrone Biggums (OCO) @Revolution5
- Drive result: touchdown
- Drive result: field goal
New Orleans Second Line 30
Arizona Outlaws 27
#27 - 1st quarter 1:06, David Rector (NO) @ddrector
- Drive result: INT returned for touchdown
San Jose SaberCats 17
New York Silverback 9
#28 - 3rd quarter 13:37, Rashad Hilliard (SJS) @GotDatWeeFee
- Drive result: INT returned for touchdown
- Drive result: field goal
Austin Copperheads 22
Yellowknife Wraiths 17
#30 - 4th quarter 12:08, Maverick Bowie (AUS) @Tonzy
- Drive result: touchdown
- Drive result: punt
Colorado Yeti 34
Baltimore Hawks 13
#32 - 1st quarter 5:59, Eldrick Avery (BAL) @RansackTheUniverse
- Drive result: field goal
- Drive result: touchdown
- Drive result: field goal
- Drive result: field goal
Sarasota Sailfish 37
Philadelphia Liberty 7
#36 - 3rd quarter 1:34, Harrison Andrews (SAR) @abh89
- Drive result: punt
- Drive result: punt
Chicago Butchers 31
Berlin Fire Salamanders 30
#38 - 1st quarter 6:55, Damian Blackfyre (CHI) @ThunderTitan82
- Drive result: INT on next play
- Drive result: INT returned for touchdown
- Drive result: INT returned for touchdown
- Drive result: punt
- Drive result: field goal
- Drive result: touchdown
- Drive result: field goal
Week 4
Orange County Otters 35
Austin Copperheads 17
#45 - 3rd quarter 4:55, Griffin Porter (AUS) @AsylumParty
- Drive result: touchdown
Arizona Outlaws 38
San Jose SaberCats 16
#46 - 2nd quarter 5:41, Stanislaw Koniecpolski (AZ) @majesiu
- Drive result: touchdown
Honolulu Hahalua 17
#47 - 1st quarter 14:52, Jim Waters (HON) @siddhus
- Drive result: punt
New Orleans Second Line 27
New York Silverbacks 6
#48 - 2nd quarter 7:48, David Rector (NO) @ddrector
- Drive result: field goal
Sarasota Sailfish 27
Chicago Butchers 24
#49 - 2nd quarter 1:53, Osiris Firestorm-Fjord (CHI) @HalfEatenOnionBagel
- Drive result: halftime
Philadelphia Liberty 38
Berlin Fire Salamanders 20
#50 - 4th quarter 12:26, Jeremiah Zelos (PHI) @Hallmonitor_20
- Drive result: INT returned for touchdown
Some fast facts about the 50 picks so far:
- 7 were returned for touchdowns
- 16 other interceptions resulted in touchdowns on the ensuing drive
- 14 resulted in field goals
- 10 resulted in punts
- 2 resulted in a turnover
- 1 resulted in the end of a half
- Average points following INT (6 for a TD) = 3.6 points
- Most INT in a game was 7 (Week 3 - CHI v. BAL)
- 1st quarter - 10
- 2nd quarter - 13
- 3rd quarter - 15
- 4th quarter - 14
Earliest and latest picks?
- 14:52 left in the 1st quarter - Week 4 BAL vs. HON
- 4:40 left in the 4th quarter - Week 3 COL vs. BAL
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