Introduction
My last article I did was a lot of fun to make, so I have decided to continue with this series by following up and making one for NOLA! Here is a link to the first post if you want to get caught up on that, it is a lot of fun to read! https://forums.sim-football.com/showthre...?tid=28615
Now why NOLA do you ask? Well because I am totally biased for one being on Tijuana and NOLA so I wanted to do both of those teams. The main reason though is because if you remember from the last article, there were 4 people who had spent money on things that were not training or equipment. Those people were Ben, Beaver, Payton, and Sloth. Well what do you know, all 4 of these people also have ties with NOLA, being either alumni or current players. Now if you remember, there was a large gap in between some of the purchases in Tijuana, so that makes me think at this time the players in question were up in the ISFL at this point, possibly purchasing things in NOLA now. So lets all go on this journey together and see the spending habits of everyone in NOLA history to this point!
Not surprisingly at all, the spending first started with Beaver in Tijuana, and this follows true in NOLA as well. This one though is kind of breaking the rules a bit, since it is still technically training. But I think what Beaver spends training is too good to not say. So let's begin on Page 18 with Beaver's first ever NOLA purchase that wasn't just normal training or equipment.
The Posts
Page 18 - The first purchase in NOLA history was Beaver, spending "$1m in 1s pls, this week's training is at the strip club." Like I said, this is technically training, but I think spending $1M on strippers for "training" purposes is good enough for this list.
Page 19 - Beaver at it again, this one is also technically training as well, but now with lots of bleach! "1m in bleach to train with this week." But wait, there's more! Beaver also spent another 1M on this same page, and this was the very first time ever it wasn't for training or equipment purchases at all. He spent "1m to purchase a pair of pajama bottoms with a giant peach emoji on the butt." What a great purchase.
Page 21 - Beaver is not backing down, spending "$1m to hire a logistics team to plan our parade next season"
Page 22 - We finally see the arrival of a returning favorite. Ben, seeing that Beaver put in 1m to a logistics team, decided to put some of his own money into this, specifically saying "Hahahahaha I'll throw $1m into the kitty too"
On the same page, Beaver must have been getting ready for his birthday party, as he spent "$1m for the world's largest bouncy castle."
Page 25 - After a little delay, probably from having too much fun at his birthday party, Beaver spends "$1m worth of stale, leftover tacos from Taco Tuesday." Probably to help his hangover.
Page 26 - Now Beaver is starting to weird me out with his purchases, now spending "$1m to rent a donkey for undisclosed purposes."
Page 27 - There is a recurring theme here, as Beaver is really spending his money on some amazing things, such as "$1m for supplies to finish off the dastardly Connor Tanner"
Page 29 - I got to admit I am a little disappointed so far. Beaver has been the only one buying random things so far even though Ben and Payton are on the same team. Beaver is now spending "$1m worth of goodboyes please"
Page 30 - You know what they say, whenever league drama is around, Beaver will be there. This time he is spending "$1m to pay Russian hackers to stir up a bunch of drama in the NSFL for Dermot to deal with."
Also, I will give an honorable mention to AdamS here as he spent "1 million for.........."training"" which is technically still training I guess, but I am feeling generous since we all know it isn't really training.
Page 31 - This was before my time so I do not know the story behind this drama, but Beaver loves his drama, so he is spending "$1m for the best lawyer to ever lawyer to defend NOLA in court against SuperSQUARE04 in court because of his LIES and SLANDERS"
On the same page, Beaver again spent his money. Specifically on "$1m to clean up our practice facility after the massive party we threw for not being in last place."
Page 32 - Ben is back baby, and while this is technically equipment, it isn't league equipment so I'll allow it. He purchased "1m for PEDs"
Page 33 - We go on quite a run here on this page, starting with Beaver spending "$1m to mourn the death of r/emojipasta." In response Ben says "what is r/emojipasta? oh and 1m for a petition to end fortnite". Beaver follows up by not actually spending any money, but just saying "Copy pastas but laden with emojis. The #1 source for my AC posts". Finally Ben states "This is truly a sad day in NOLA history." Since the last two posts didn't actually specify spending any money, I am going to not charge them for this.
Page 34 - Spending actual money this time, Beaver purchases "$1m to bribe HO to contract teams"
Page 36 - This one had a bit of spice thrown in to this purchase, with Beaver saying "I need to withdraw $1m so that I can dead drop it in unmarked cash for JaPetFlo to pick up because he perfectly and flawlessly executed my master plan of getting Colorado to waste a 3rd round pick on him then disappearing."
Page 37 - We get an official new person added to the list! I know I gave an honorable mention to AdamS earlier, but what he buys on this page definitely qualifies. It all starts with Beaver, spending "$1m to start the planning for the New Orleans Ultimus Parade". AdamS, in response says "$1 MILLION TO BRIBE THE TOWN COUNCIL OF NEW ORLEANS TO DENY BEAVER'S PARADE PLANS AND ACCEPT MINE." This went through processed, so I am assuming that it worked and he canceled Beavers party.
Page 38 - Ben spends money on "1 Brian Mills." He doesn't specify exactly how much that costs, but I am just gonna say 1M just cause. Also, Beaver pays "$1m to fund my plot to kill all humans." A very honorable goal.
Page 39 - Another double header, with Ben paying "1 million $1 dollar scratchies so I can win about a hundred bucks" and Beaver paying "$1m for legal services in preparation for juosu's suit against the league if they don't count her PT."
Page 40 - Ben seems to be on a role again, spending "$1m for graphics lessons to make sure my PTs are up to standard" and then Beaver, being upset about the Ultimus loss paid "$1m worth of ice cream to mourn our ultimus loss"
Page 42 - Fighting against a good cause, Ben spends "1m to fight the helpless battle against regression." It is a helpless cause, but at least he tried.
Page 43 - Beaver is trying to stir up more trouble, spending "Another 1m to hire General Sherman to burn Yellowknife and Orange County to the ground. Baltimore too for good measure."
Page 44 - While Beaver and Ben both had posts on this page, neither had spent money on things. BUT we have a new person to add on the list! User tlk742 spent his money on "1m to power ranking research"
Page 45 - Beaver is getting cocky, spending "$1m because we're never going to lose again lmao." Ben on the other hand, actually did the math this week to figure out exactly how many chicken satay pies he was buying. This is the math he did "The shop down the road from my house does the best chicken satay pies for about $4.50. 1,000,000 United States Dollar equals 1,466,745.00 New Zealand Dollar. 1,466,745/4.5 = 325943.33. The opportunity cost of my training this week is three hundred and twenty five thousand nine hundred and forty three pies. I hope you're happy bovo" I am proud at the effort.
Page 46 - After a loss against slm in something, Beaver decided to spend "$1m to hire a disaster marketing firm to rehab my PR after the embarrassing and shocking loss in my bet against slm."
Page 47 - I think that maybe NOLA was in Ultimus conversation at this point, cause Beaver spent "$1m to plan the parade boyos". On top of that, we have not 1, but 2 new people to purchase random stuff! First off, we have majesiu who spent "$1M to buy antidepressants and PED" and then we have user Mongoose87 whoe spent "$1 million for COCAINE". Finally, Beaver is going all in with the parade idea, spending "$1m to plan the parade EVEN HARDER"
Page 48 - It is fun to see some new faces in this, majesiu again is spending money, this time on a parade. "$1M Prepay for Tailor Swift Parade for week 8/19-25" to be exact. Beaver also spent money on a parade, spending "$1m TO PLAN ANOTHER PARADE." AdamS as well spent "$1 million for stuff." So I will allow it.
Page 49 - Beaver alone again spends "$1m worth of DOOT DOOT"
Page 52 - Beaver at it again, trying to spend "$1m to pay the refs a bit more so we can start having some blowouts"
Page 53 - There was a lot of people the last couple of pages, but now Beaver seems to be the only one with the cash to waste. This time spending it on "1m in trumpets so that I can DOOT DOOT all night"
Page 55 - Needing to cope a bit, Beaver spends "1m in comfort food to help me get over this horrible loss"
Beaver also spends "1m to buy 4 gallons of bed bugs to infest the practice facility of the Baltimore Hawks"
Page 56 - Beaver is again spending "$1m worth of DOOT DOOT"
Page 57 - Beaver continues his hate for Baltimore, paying "1m to send kingpin to baltimore and fuck their shit up"
Page 58 - Man did Baltimore shit in Beaver's cheerios or something? He seems to really seems to not like Baltimore, spending "1m of spooky scary prank supplies to give baltimore a frighten"
Page 59 - Beaver must love his team, he is spending another "1m for a doot doot parade"
Ben is back and he is all in with the parade, spending "1m for more parade alcohol"
Page 60 - In Beaver's last post, he could not come with anything to use his 1m for. So Ben decided to spend "1m from me to help beaver come up with more ideas". Ben also spent another "one million dollars for parade stuff"
Page 61 - Just a warning on this one, it is a interesting message to say the least. You have been warned. Beaver spent "1m for tr- ��DOOT DOOT�� ��DOOT DOOT�� ��DOOT DOOT�� ��DOOT DOOT�� ��DOOT DOOT�� ��DOOT DOOT�� ��DOOT DOOT�� ��DOOT DOOT�� ��DOOT DOOT�� ��DOOT DOOT�� ��DOOT DOOT�� ��DOOT DOOT�� ��DOOT DOOT�� ��DOOT DOOT�� ��DOOT DOOT�� ��DOOT DOOT�� ��DOOT DOOT�� ��DOOT DOOT�� ��DOOT DOOT�� ��DOOT DOOT�� ��DOOT DOOT�� ��DOOT DOOT�� ��DOOT DOOT�� ��DOOT DOOT�� ��DOOT DOOT�� ��DOOT DOOT�� ��DOOT DOOT�� ��DOOT DOOT�� ��DOOT DOOT�� ��DOOT DOOT�� ��DOOT DOOT�� ��DOOT DOOT�� ��DOOT DOOT�� ��DOOT DOOT�� ��DOOT DOOT�� ��DOOT DOOT�� ��DOOT DOOT�� ��DOOT DOOT�� ��DOOT DOOT�� ��DOOT DOOT�� ��DOOT DOOT�� ��DOOT DOOT�� @iamslm22 ��DOOT DOOT�� ��DOOT DOOT�� ��DOOT DOOT�� ��DOOT DOOT�� ��DOOT DOOT�� ��DOOT DOOT�� ��DOOT DOOT�� ��DOOT DOOT�� ��DOOT DOOT�� ��DOOT DOOT�� ��DOOT DOOT�� ��DOOT DOOT�� ��DOOT DOOT�� ��DOOT DOOT�� ��DOOT DOOT�� ��DOOT DOOT�� ��DOOT DOOT�� ��DOOT DOOT�� ��DOOT DOOT�� ��DOOT DOOT�� ��DOOT DOOT�� ��DOOT DOOT�� ��DOOT DOOT�� ��DOOT DOOT�� ��DOOT DOOT�� ��DOOT DOOT�� ��DOOT DOOT�� ��DOOT DOOT�� ��DOOT DOOT�� ��DOOT DOOT�� ��DOOT DOOT�� ��DOOT DOOT�� ��DOOT DOOT�� ��DOOT DOOT�� ��DOOT DOOT�� ��DOOT DOOT�� ��DOOT DOOT�� ��DOOT DOOT�� ��DOOT DOOT�� ��DOOT DOOT�� ��DOOT DOOT�� ��DOOT DOOT�� ��DOOT DOOT�� ��DOOT DOOT�� ��DOOT DOOT�� ��DOOT DOOT��"
Oh yeah also Ben spent 1M on the same thing.
Page 62 - Showing his team spirit again, Beaver spent "1m for even more DOOT DOOTs" and also "1m in singles so I can make it rain at the strip club to celebrate yet another DOOT DOOT championship". Ben also contributed by spending "1m for as much gingerbread as possible"
Page 64 - Ben must miss Beaver, as he is spending "1m for accessories in my big plan to save beaver and bring him back home"
Page 65 - It might be the Ben show now, as he spends money on two things this week, the first being "1m to help recover from festival season" and "1m worth of rugby film for Brian Mills to watch and work on his tackling technique"
Page 66 - Ben now wants to take back what he spent last week, spending "1m for memory wiping technology to erase the rugby tackling knowledge brian mills has now that he's a dirty yeti"
Page 67 - Again Ben is spending money on 2 things. First is "1m to set up a combined watching party of space force and the new season of money heist between the second line and the space rangers aka the two greatest teams in sim league history" and the next is "1m to strengthen the pipeline from tijuana to new orleans"
Page 69 - Ben must be going on a little vactaion, spending "1 million to buy a boat"
Page 70 - Anotha one. Bayley now joins the frey, buying "1M TRUMPETS". Don't worry though, Ben is still around, spending "1 million to buy another boat"
Page 71 - It is party time in NOLA, as Ben spends "1 million for a huge mardi gras party bc we fkn love it". We also have the return of Mongoose87, spending "$1 million for a funereal for our season". Ben also tries to spend another "1 million to send a spy to colorado to find out what beaver's spending his money on every week" but is unfortanatly rejected. I'll be nice and add it to his final account though!
Page 72 - Man there has been a lot more spending here than in Tijuana. I need a break. Oh yeah also Ben spends "1M to beat up Raven"
Page 73 - Ben spends "1M to have someone else make my free agency decision for me"
Page 105 - I asked for a break, and I finally got one. From Page 74-104 the only spending that was made was equipment and training. But finally, on this page, we have the long awaited return of Payton! He spent "$1m to get a copy of Scarface for Tom Hanks because i feel like he would appreciate that movie"
Page 116 - Another big jump, Ben is back spending "one million fair rubs for @Beaver"
Page 169 - Another huge jump here, and this one is technically still training, but I was bored and wanted to end the dry streak, and what better way to end it than by bringing in a new person. Everyone welcome Mithrandir to the club! He spent "$1M Training to dodge Dewalt's accusations"
Page 172 - Mith again spends money on training, but I'll give this to him since I am reaching the end and am feeling generous. He spent "$1m training to pay for protein shakes."
Page 183 - Again, this is still technically training, but dammit this is my article so I say what does and doesn't pass, and I say that Mith spent money saying "$1M for training my new puppy. Message me if you want pictures :Big Grin:"
Page 187 - Well, we have finally reached the end. Mith finished this by spending money one last time, and this time it is truely on something that is not training. He spent "$1M for stacks and stacks of pancakes."
Conclusion
Welp there you have it, all the stuff that has been spent on by NOLA that was not training or equipment. We had a whole lot of Beaver at the beginning, Ben picked it up in the middle, but we had a surprising lack of Payton and Sloth. But in there place we had some new faces which is always nice to see.
Here is the totals from NOLA:
@Beaver: $35M
@Ben: $26M
@PaytonM34: $1M
@slothfacekilla: $0M
@AdamS: $3M
@tlk742: $1M
@majesiu: $2M
@Mongoose87: $2M
@Bayley: $1M
@mithrandir: $4M
Final total spent in NOLA: $75M
I am actually surprised that it wasn't more, as in Tijuana the final total for money being spent on things that weren't training or equipment was $63M, so NOLA only spent another $12M all together. What does this mean exactly? I dont know, just an interesting observatation. Regardless, this was a fun blast to the past and it is always fun to see all the money people wast... I mean spend on different things. Oh yeah also, if you were keeping along, you'd see that our boys from the beginning spent more money so lets do their final totals.
Beaver: $50M
Ben: $61M
Payton: $13M
Sloth: $1M
So yeah, congrats everyone I guess. Also thank you for giving me the idea to do this and make a ton of money for the 2x media promo. You all are the real ones, and all of you keep at it.
My last article I did was a lot of fun to make, so I have decided to continue with this series by following up and making one for NOLA! Here is a link to the first post if you want to get caught up on that, it is a lot of fun to read! https://forums.sim-football.com/showthre...?tid=28615
Now why NOLA do you ask? Well because I am totally biased for one being on Tijuana and NOLA so I wanted to do both of those teams. The main reason though is because if you remember from the last article, there were 4 people who had spent money on things that were not training or equipment. Those people were Ben, Beaver, Payton, and Sloth. Well what do you know, all 4 of these people also have ties with NOLA, being either alumni or current players. Now if you remember, there was a large gap in between some of the purchases in Tijuana, so that makes me think at this time the players in question were up in the ISFL at this point, possibly purchasing things in NOLA now. So lets all go on this journey together and see the spending habits of everyone in NOLA history to this point!
Not surprisingly at all, the spending first started with Beaver in Tijuana, and this follows true in NOLA as well. This one though is kind of breaking the rules a bit, since it is still technically training. But I think what Beaver spends training is too good to not say. So let's begin on Page 18 with Beaver's first ever NOLA purchase that wasn't just normal training or equipment.
The Posts
Page 18 - The first purchase in NOLA history was Beaver, spending "$1m in 1s pls, this week's training is at the strip club." Like I said, this is technically training, but I think spending $1M on strippers for "training" purposes is good enough for this list.
Page 19 - Beaver at it again, this one is also technically training as well, but now with lots of bleach! "1m in bleach to train with this week." But wait, there's more! Beaver also spent another 1M on this same page, and this was the very first time ever it wasn't for training or equipment purchases at all. He spent "1m to purchase a pair of pajama bottoms with a giant peach emoji on the butt." What a great purchase.
Page 21 - Beaver is not backing down, spending "$1m to hire a logistics team to plan our parade next season"
Page 22 - We finally see the arrival of a returning favorite. Ben, seeing that Beaver put in 1m to a logistics team, decided to put some of his own money into this, specifically saying "Hahahahaha I'll throw $1m into the kitty too"
On the same page, Beaver must have been getting ready for his birthday party, as he spent "$1m for the world's largest bouncy castle."
Page 25 - After a little delay, probably from having too much fun at his birthday party, Beaver spends "$1m worth of stale, leftover tacos from Taco Tuesday." Probably to help his hangover.
Page 26 - Now Beaver is starting to weird me out with his purchases, now spending "$1m to rent a donkey for undisclosed purposes."
Page 27 - There is a recurring theme here, as Beaver is really spending his money on some amazing things, such as "$1m for supplies to finish off the dastardly Connor Tanner"
Page 29 - I got to admit I am a little disappointed so far. Beaver has been the only one buying random things so far even though Ben and Payton are on the same team. Beaver is now spending "$1m worth of goodboyes please"
Page 30 - You know what they say, whenever league drama is around, Beaver will be there. This time he is spending "$1m to pay Russian hackers to stir up a bunch of drama in the NSFL for Dermot to deal with."
Also, I will give an honorable mention to AdamS here as he spent "1 million for.........."training"" which is technically still training I guess, but I am feeling generous since we all know it isn't really training.
Page 31 - This was before my time so I do not know the story behind this drama, but Beaver loves his drama, so he is spending "$1m for the best lawyer to ever lawyer to defend NOLA in court against SuperSQUARE04 in court because of his LIES and SLANDERS"
On the same page, Beaver again spent his money. Specifically on "$1m to clean up our practice facility after the massive party we threw for not being in last place."
Page 32 - Ben is back baby, and while this is technically equipment, it isn't league equipment so I'll allow it. He purchased "1m for PEDs"
Page 33 - We go on quite a run here on this page, starting with Beaver spending "$1m to mourn the death of r/emojipasta." In response Ben says "what is r/emojipasta? oh and 1m for a petition to end fortnite". Beaver follows up by not actually spending any money, but just saying "Copy pastas but laden with emojis. The #1 source for my AC posts". Finally Ben states "This is truly a sad day in NOLA history." Since the last two posts didn't actually specify spending any money, I am going to not charge them for this.
Page 34 - Spending actual money this time, Beaver purchases "$1m to bribe HO to contract teams"
Page 36 - This one had a bit of spice thrown in to this purchase, with Beaver saying "I need to withdraw $1m so that I can dead drop it in unmarked cash for JaPetFlo to pick up because he perfectly and flawlessly executed my master plan of getting Colorado to waste a 3rd round pick on him then disappearing."
Page 37 - We get an official new person added to the list! I know I gave an honorable mention to AdamS earlier, but what he buys on this page definitely qualifies. It all starts with Beaver, spending "$1m to start the planning for the New Orleans Ultimus Parade". AdamS, in response says "$1 MILLION TO BRIBE THE TOWN COUNCIL OF NEW ORLEANS TO DENY BEAVER'S PARADE PLANS AND ACCEPT MINE." This went through processed, so I am assuming that it worked and he canceled Beavers party.
Page 38 - Ben spends money on "1 Brian Mills." He doesn't specify exactly how much that costs, but I am just gonna say 1M just cause. Also, Beaver pays "$1m to fund my plot to kill all humans." A very honorable goal.
Page 39 - Another double header, with Ben paying "1 million $1 dollar scratchies so I can win about a hundred bucks" and Beaver paying "$1m for legal services in preparation for juosu's suit against the league if they don't count her PT."
Page 40 - Ben seems to be on a role again, spending "$1m for graphics lessons to make sure my PTs are up to standard" and then Beaver, being upset about the Ultimus loss paid "$1m worth of ice cream to mourn our ultimus loss"
Page 42 - Fighting against a good cause, Ben spends "1m to fight the helpless battle against regression." It is a helpless cause, but at least he tried.
Page 43 - Beaver is trying to stir up more trouble, spending "Another 1m to hire General Sherman to burn Yellowknife and Orange County to the ground. Baltimore too for good measure."
Page 44 - While Beaver and Ben both had posts on this page, neither had spent money on things. BUT we have a new person to add on the list! User tlk742 spent his money on "1m to power ranking research"
Page 45 - Beaver is getting cocky, spending "$1m because we're never going to lose again lmao." Ben on the other hand, actually did the math this week to figure out exactly how many chicken satay pies he was buying. This is the math he did "The shop down the road from my house does the best chicken satay pies for about $4.50. 1,000,000 United States Dollar equals 1,466,745.00 New Zealand Dollar. 1,466,745/4.5 = 325943.33. The opportunity cost of my training this week is three hundred and twenty five thousand nine hundred and forty three pies. I hope you're happy bovo" I am proud at the effort.
Page 46 - After a loss against slm in something, Beaver decided to spend "$1m to hire a disaster marketing firm to rehab my PR after the embarrassing and shocking loss in my bet against slm."
Page 47 - I think that maybe NOLA was in Ultimus conversation at this point, cause Beaver spent "$1m to plan the parade boyos". On top of that, we have not 1, but 2 new people to purchase random stuff! First off, we have majesiu who spent "$1M to buy antidepressants and PED" and then we have user Mongoose87 whoe spent "$1 million for COCAINE". Finally, Beaver is going all in with the parade idea, spending "$1m to plan the parade EVEN HARDER"
Page 48 - It is fun to see some new faces in this, majesiu again is spending money, this time on a parade. "$1M Prepay for Tailor Swift Parade for week 8/19-25" to be exact. Beaver also spent money on a parade, spending "$1m TO PLAN ANOTHER PARADE." AdamS as well spent "$1 million for stuff." So I will allow it.
Page 49 - Beaver alone again spends "$1m worth of DOOT DOOT"
Page 52 - Beaver at it again, trying to spend "$1m to pay the refs a bit more so we can start having some blowouts"
Page 53 - There was a lot of people the last couple of pages, but now Beaver seems to be the only one with the cash to waste. This time spending it on "1m in trumpets so that I can DOOT DOOT all night"
Page 55 - Needing to cope a bit, Beaver spends "1m in comfort food to help me get over this horrible loss"
Beaver also spends "1m to buy 4 gallons of bed bugs to infest the practice facility of the Baltimore Hawks"
Page 56 - Beaver is again spending "$1m worth of DOOT DOOT"
Page 57 - Beaver continues his hate for Baltimore, paying "1m to send kingpin to baltimore and fuck their shit up"
Page 58 - Man did Baltimore shit in Beaver's cheerios or something? He seems to really seems to not like Baltimore, spending "1m of spooky scary prank supplies to give baltimore a frighten"
Page 59 - Beaver must love his team, he is spending another "1m for a doot doot parade"
Ben is back and he is all in with the parade, spending "1m for more parade alcohol"
Page 60 - In Beaver's last post, he could not come with anything to use his 1m for. So Ben decided to spend "1m from me to help beaver come up with more ideas". Ben also spent another "one million dollars for parade stuff"
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Oh yeah also Ben spent 1M on the same thing.
Page 62 - Showing his team spirit again, Beaver spent "1m for even more DOOT DOOTs" and also "1m in singles so I can make it rain at the strip club to celebrate yet another DOOT DOOT championship". Ben also contributed by spending "1m for as much gingerbread as possible"
Page 64 - Ben must miss Beaver, as he is spending "1m for accessories in my big plan to save beaver and bring him back home"
Page 65 - It might be the Ben show now, as he spends money on two things this week, the first being "1m to help recover from festival season" and "1m worth of rugby film for Brian Mills to watch and work on his tackling technique"
Page 66 - Ben now wants to take back what he spent last week, spending "1m for memory wiping technology to erase the rugby tackling knowledge brian mills has now that he's a dirty yeti"
Page 67 - Again Ben is spending money on 2 things. First is "1m to set up a combined watching party of space force and the new season of money heist between the second line and the space rangers aka the two greatest teams in sim league history" and the next is "1m to strengthen the pipeline from tijuana to new orleans"
Page 69 - Ben must be going on a little vactaion, spending "1 million to buy a boat"
Page 70 - Anotha one. Bayley now joins the frey, buying "1M TRUMPETS". Don't worry though, Ben is still around, spending "1 million to buy another boat"
Page 71 - It is party time in NOLA, as Ben spends "1 million for a huge mardi gras party bc we fkn love it". We also have the return of Mongoose87, spending "$1 million for a funereal for our season". Ben also tries to spend another "1 million to send a spy to colorado to find out what beaver's spending his money on every week" but is unfortanatly rejected. I'll be nice and add it to his final account though!
Page 72 - Man there has been a lot more spending here than in Tijuana. I need a break. Oh yeah also Ben spends "1M to beat up Raven"
Page 73 - Ben spends "1M to have someone else make my free agency decision for me"
Page 105 - I asked for a break, and I finally got one. From Page 74-104 the only spending that was made was equipment and training. But finally, on this page, we have the long awaited return of Payton! He spent "$1m to get a copy of Scarface for Tom Hanks because i feel like he would appreciate that movie"
Page 116 - Another big jump, Ben is back spending "one million fair rubs for @Beaver"
Page 169 - Another huge jump here, and this one is technically still training, but I was bored and wanted to end the dry streak, and what better way to end it than by bringing in a new person. Everyone welcome Mithrandir to the club! He spent "$1M Training to dodge Dewalt's accusations"
Page 172 - Mith again spends money on training, but I'll give this to him since I am reaching the end and am feeling generous. He spent "$1m training to pay for protein shakes."
Page 183 - Again, this is still technically training, but dammit this is my article so I say what does and doesn't pass, and I say that Mith spent money saying "$1M for training my new puppy. Message me if you want pictures :Big Grin:"
Page 187 - Well, we have finally reached the end. Mith finished this by spending money one last time, and this time it is truely on something that is not training. He spent "$1M for stacks and stacks of pancakes."
Conclusion
Welp there you have it, all the stuff that has been spent on by NOLA that was not training or equipment. We had a whole lot of Beaver at the beginning, Ben picked it up in the middle, but we had a surprising lack of Payton and Sloth. But in there place we had some new faces which is always nice to see.
Here is the totals from NOLA:
@Beaver: $35M
@Ben: $26M
@PaytonM34: $1M
@slothfacekilla: $0M
@AdamS: $3M
@tlk742: $1M
@majesiu: $2M
@Mongoose87: $2M
@Bayley: $1M
@mithrandir: $4M
Final total spent in NOLA: $75M
I am actually surprised that it wasn't more, as in Tijuana the final total for money being spent on things that weren't training or equipment was $63M, so NOLA only spent another $12M all together. What does this mean exactly? I dont know, just an interesting observatation. Regardless, this was a fun blast to the past and it is always fun to see all the money people wast... I mean spend on different things. Oh yeah also, if you were keeping along, you'd see that our boys from the beginning spent more money so lets do their final totals.
Beaver: $50M
Ben: $61M
Payton: $13M
Sloth: $1M
So yeah, congrats everyone I guess. Also thank you for giving me the idea to do this and make a ton of money for the 2x media promo. You all are the real ones, and all of you keep at it.
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