Welcome to the official ultimate isfl brand Tournament! A tournament where to see which team has the strongest brand. Always wondered what if each team brand went head to head in a grueling, intense tournament to see who's the strongest? Where today is your lucky day then! Now let's see how thus turns out.
Round 1:
Colorado Yeti vs orange county otter
Yeti - a mythical creature from the folkstale, though the physical stats csnt be found anywhere we can assume that a yeti could be up to 7ft - 8ft tall. But keep in mind that this is a yeti from calarado, which we can assume woudnt be as harsh at a typical native yeti habit. Also we can assume that yeti been taking that special green sauce, if you know what I mean. Can a yeti even fight in the condition??
Otter - Otters are carnivore mammals that could be found in rivers or lakes. A giant Otters averages to 145 to 180cm which is pretry pathetic compared to a freaking yeti, even if it may be high. But some may say otters are the fur killer monster of the sea so don't let its appearance fool ya. Otters has a thick fur, some may say thicker then most animals and a sharp set of canines that can be more dangerous then a German Shepard bite
Result- let's be real the yeti can just stomp the otter like a flicking bug, why did I wasted my time even talking about the otter.
Winner - yeti
San Jose Sabercat vs Honolulu haha-whatever
Sabercat - a big, scary cat from way back in the ice ages. They can range from 200lbs and 650lbs, which makes them deadly if they put there claws on you. The sabercats lacks agility, so they rely on sneak attacks to attack there prey. Fun fact, sabercats rarely used there fangs in combat because of how fragile there are. Kinda pathetic if you asked me. That's like a band geek having a d*ck but barely using it cause they barely get laid.
Hahalua - Manta Rays are mammals that can be found in warm, tropical waters. They can grow up to 23 ft in width. The largest can reach up to 2,980lbs in weight, which is scary big. Manta rays are one of the bigger brain fish creatures, but is that enough to make up for its lack of attack ability? Its a fact that Manta rays doesn't go for the more fearsome pray, but instead goes for the weaker beta animals like shrimp.
Results - even if the manta rays are big brained, thats not enough to face against the sabercat, who was a top 2 predictor besides the mammoth in the ice ages. It could be argued that manta rays could use it swim ability as a advantage, but still not enough.
Winner - Sabercats
New York Silverbacks vs Berlin Fire Salamanders
Silverbacks - silverbacks is truly the alpha of the animal kingdom. They brute strength is terrifying and they don't even have to do a single pushup to achieve it, which is a bit hax. A adult male gorilla could get up to a massive weight of 350lbs in pounds, heavy enough to crush your feels. They are six time more stronger then a average human, able to easily break objects like its nothing. Surprisingly they rarely show there strength, rather spending there time being lazy. Which a deadly bite that can cover about 1,300lbs per square inch and a unbelievable strength, they a force not to be reckon with.
Fire Salamander - in this scenerio what would a fire salamanders be? A real life fire salamander or a salander that literally breathes fire?? To make this competition spicy (literally) let's make the latter. Let's start out with salamanders best weapon, its toxicity. The fire salamander's primary alkaloid toxin, samandarin, causes strong muscle convulsions and hypertension combined with hyperventilation in all vertebrates. Some are potentially can indanger a human life, but would that fair against a silverback who is 6 times stronger then the average human? Judging from the size of the salamander, lets say its fire breath is the force equivalent to a lighter.
Results - in short, big gorilla go brrrr and small lizard go smash. In long, the fire salamanders poison glands or fire breath woudnt stand a chance against the overwhelming strength of a gorilla.
Winner - silverback
New Orleans second line vs Austin copperheads.
Second Line - they may seem to be a music loving group at first but you can't be more wrong. In reality, they are a monstrous crowd carrying heavy, dangerous objects. Also the fact that new Orleans has one of the highest crime rates in America, makes that fact that they are a mob carrying heavy objects even more scary. Also some may hate jazz, so to some, playing that music may seem as deadly torture.
Copperheads - a copperhead is a species of venomous snakes, native to Eastern north America. The copperheads venom sadly is not as deadly as some may believe, as its on the weaker side for pit snakes. Copperheads are very aptatial in habitats alterations. That means they can be hiding from junkyards to under logs. Perhaps they can use the elements of surprise to catch the second line off guard? Copperheads are quite aggressive, giving no warning signs and strike immediately. Copperheads bite still a non factor though.
Results - as tempting to be bias here, I have to give it to the second line. Too big in numbers, plus even if the copperheads managed to bite, it would be a non factor.
Winner - Second Line
Philadelphia Liberty vs Chicago butcher
Liberty - what even are the Philadelphia liberty branding? A freaking bell? I honestly don't know what to do to this. Uh maybe the bell could jingle a tune or something? Imagine playing for a team with a freaking bell as a mascot hahahaha
Butcher - butchers, the expert of playing with there meat. Dedicated there jobs into cuting up the most delicious quality of meat. How dangerous could a butcher be in combat though? Well if a butcher could skillfully cut meat, you know they could skillfully cut a human into pieced too. Spending there time sharpening there blade, and all that meat cutting could developed good knife swinging ability.
Results- a liberty bell weighs 2,080lbs in pounds, a butcher literally can't do anything to it unless he has a bankai for his knife? I would have to give it to the bell.
Winner - Liberty
Sarasora Sailfish vs yellowknife Wraiths
Sarasota Sailfish - if you'd rank a fish in terms of strength a sailfish would be #1, thats how much of a big shot a sailfish is in the fish kingdom. They have the highest speed in the animal game, not only beating out fishes but also mammals and birds. Not only having a incredible amount of speed but there large dorsal fins makes them able to make tight turns. The sailfish bill is able to slash prey, multiple times. Making it one of the most deadly weapons in the animal kingdom.
Wraiths - A wraith is an undead creature whose name originated in Scottish folklore. A type of ghost or spirit, wraiths were traditionally said to be the embodiment of souls who are either on the verge of death, or who have recently passed on. Since it lives in yellowknife though, we can assume it got the ability to freeze stuff icy cold. A wraith is a evil spirit and will seek harm no matter what the motivation.
Results - as top tier the sailfish is, the water is a disadvantage for the wraiths chilling, ice cold ability cause of sailfish only be able to stay in water.
Winner - Wraiths
Arizona Outlaws vs Baltimore hawks
Outlaw - an outlaw is a dangerous criminal, on the fun after breaking a heinous law. We can assume the outlaw is pure evil. We can assume, like most cowboys, the outlaw is capable of performing a fast draw. The outlaw is probably prepared with other weapons like TNT and other gunery. Which experience with chasing after cattle to dangerous gunmanship. The outlaw is not to be reckon with.
Hawk - hawks mainly use there powerful claws to slash and hack its targets. Hawks are nimble in the air, be able to make tight turns and dodge easily. For example being able to weave through tree branches easily. Hawks are a top tier raptor in the game.
Results - though as strong as a hawks may be, the skilled outlaw could easily gun down the bird with his gunmanship.
Winner Outlaws
Next time on the ultimate Brand Showdown
Yeti vs Sabercat
Silverback vs Second Line
Liberty vs Wraiths
Bye Outlaws
Round 1:
Colorado Yeti vs orange county otter
Yeti - a mythical creature from the folkstale, though the physical stats csnt be found anywhere we can assume that a yeti could be up to 7ft - 8ft tall. But keep in mind that this is a yeti from calarado, which we can assume woudnt be as harsh at a typical native yeti habit. Also we can assume that yeti been taking that special green sauce, if you know what I mean. Can a yeti even fight in the condition??
Otter - Otters are carnivore mammals that could be found in rivers or lakes. A giant Otters averages to 145 to 180cm which is pretry pathetic compared to a freaking yeti, even if it may be high. But some may say otters are the fur killer monster of the sea so don't let its appearance fool ya. Otters has a thick fur, some may say thicker then most animals and a sharp set of canines that can be more dangerous then a German Shepard bite
Result- let's be real the yeti can just stomp the otter like a flicking bug, why did I wasted my time even talking about the otter.
Winner - yeti
San Jose Sabercat vs Honolulu haha-whatever
Sabercat - a big, scary cat from way back in the ice ages. They can range from 200lbs and 650lbs, which makes them deadly if they put there claws on you. The sabercats lacks agility, so they rely on sneak attacks to attack there prey. Fun fact, sabercats rarely used there fangs in combat because of how fragile there are. Kinda pathetic if you asked me. That's like a band geek having a d*ck but barely using it cause they barely get laid.
Hahalua - Manta Rays are mammals that can be found in warm, tropical waters. They can grow up to 23 ft in width. The largest can reach up to 2,980lbs in weight, which is scary big. Manta rays are one of the bigger brain fish creatures, but is that enough to make up for its lack of attack ability? Its a fact that Manta rays doesn't go for the more fearsome pray, but instead goes for the weaker beta animals like shrimp.
Results - even if the manta rays are big brained, thats not enough to face against the sabercat, who was a top 2 predictor besides the mammoth in the ice ages. It could be argued that manta rays could use it swim ability as a advantage, but still not enough.
Winner - Sabercats
New York Silverbacks vs Berlin Fire Salamanders
Silverbacks - silverbacks is truly the alpha of the animal kingdom. They brute strength is terrifying and they don't even have to do a single pushup to achieve it, which is a bit hax. A adult male gorilla could get up to a massive weight of 350lbs in pounds, heavy enough to crush your feels. They are six time more stronger then a average human, able to easily break objects like its nothing. Surprisingly they rarely show there strength, rather spending there time being lazy. Which a deadly bite that can cover about 1,300lbs per square inch and a unbelievable strength, they a force not to be reckon with.
Fire Salamander - in this scenerio what would a fire salamanders be? A real life fire salamander or a salander that literally breathes fire?? To make this competition spicy (literally) let's make the latter. Let's start out with salamanders best weapon, its toxicity. The fire salamander's primary alkaloid toxin, samandarin, causes strong muscle convulsions and hypertension combined with hyperventilation in all vertebrates. Some are potentially can indanger a human life, but would that fair against a silverback who is 6 times stronger then the average human? Judging from the size of the salamander, lets say its fire breath is the force equivalent to a lighter.
Results - in short, big gorilla go brrrr and small lizard go smash. In long, the fire salamanders poison glands or fire breath woudnt stand a chance against the overwhelming strength of a gorilla.
Winner - silverback
New Orleans second line vs Austin copperheads.
Second Line - they may seem to be a music loving group at first but you can't be more wrong. In reality, they are a monstrous crowd carrying heavy, dangerous objects. Also the fact that new Orleans has one of the highest crime rates in America, makes that fact that they are a mob carrying heavy objects even more scary. Also some may hate jazz, so to some, playing that music may seem as deadly torture.
Copperheads - a copperhead is a species of venomous snakes, native to Eastern north America. The copperheads venom sadly is not as deadly as some may believe, as its on the weaker side for pit snakes. Copperheads are very aptatial in habitats alterations. That means they can be hiding from junkyards to under logs. Perhaps they can use the elements of surprise to catch the second line off guard? Copperheads are quite aggressive, giving no warning signs and strike immediately. Copperheads bite still a non factor though.
Results - as tempting to be bias here, I have to give it to the second line. Too big in numbers, plus even if the copperheads managed to bite, it would be a non factor.
Winner - Second Line
Philadelphia Liberty vs Chicago butcher
Liberty - what even are the Philadelphia liberty branding? A freaking bell? I honestly don't know what to do to this. Uh maybe the bell could jingle a tune or something? Imagine playing for a team with a freaking bell as a mascot hahahaha
Butcher - butchers, the expert of playing with there meat. Dedicated there jobs into cuting up the most delicious quality of meat. How dangerous could a butcher be in combat though? Well if a butcher could skillfully cut meat, you know they could skillfully cut a human into pieced too. Spending there time sharpening there blade, and all that meat cutting could developed good knife swinging ability.
Results- a liberty bell weighs 2,080lbs in pounds, a butcher literally can't do anything to it unless he has a bankai for his knife? I would have to give it to the bell.
Winner - Liberty
Sarasora Sailfish vs yellowknife Wraiths
Sarasota Sailfish - if you'd rank a fish in terms of strength a sailfish would be #1, thats how much of a big shot a sailfish is in the fish kingdom. They have the highest speed in the animal game, not only beating out fishes but also mammals and birds. Not only having a incredible amount of speed but there large dorsal fins makes them able to make tight turns. The sailfish bill is able to slash prey, multiple times. Making it one of the most deadly weapons in the animal kingdom.
Wraiths - A wraith is an undead creature whose name originated in Scottish folklore. A type of ghost or spirit, wraiths were traditionally said to be the embodiment of souls who are either on the verge of death, or who have recently passed on. Since it lives in yellowknife though, we can assume it got the ability to freeze stuff icy cold. A wraith is a evil spirit and will seek harm no matter what the motivation.
Results - as top tier the sailfish is, the water is a disadvantage for the wraiths chilling, ice cold ability cause of sailfish only be able to stay in water.
Winner - Wraiths
Arizona Outlaws vs Baltimore hawks
Outlaw - an outlaw is a dangerous criminal, on the fun after breaking a heinous law. We can assume the outlaw is pure evil. We can assume, like most cowboys, the outlaw is capable of performing a fast draw. The outlaw is probably prepared with other weapons like TNT and other gunery. Which experience with chasing after cattle to dangerous gunmanship. The outlaw is not to be reckon with.
Hawk - hawks mainly use there powerful claws to slash and hack its targets. Hawks are nimble in the air, be able to make tight turns and dodge easily. For example being able to weave through tree branches easily. Hawks are a top tier raptor in the game.
Results - though as strong as a hawks may be, the skilled outlaw could easily gun down the bird with his gunmanship.
Winner Outlaws
Next time on the ultimate Brand Showdown
Yeti vs Sabercat
Silverback vs Second Line
Liberty vs Wraiths
Bye Outlaws