Task 16 (261 Words)
The following message about the Chicago Butchers playoff playlist was submitted prior to the teams elimination. Tree takes no responsibility and says she emailed back on time despite that not being the case.
“Hey Bront, yeah I’m stoked about the Butchers making the playoffs. This team is super duper loaded and is poised to make an incredibly deep run this year. As the team DJ, I’m going to make the best playlist that’s ever been made. The first song on the playlist is a classic, a real party banger. I’m talking about High Velocity Impact Spatter by Cannibal Corpse. The reason that we’re rolling with this one is because that’s what the rest of the league is going to look like after the Butchers are done rolling through them. Nothing but the remains of their teams after they get demolished by us on the field. The next song we’re going with is also another classic, but this one is not by Cannibal Corpse. We’re going with Dead Man Walking by bloodsimple. We’re rocking with this one because when teams are walking into the Butchers stadium, they’re a dead man walking. The Butchers fanbase and players will eat them alive and make them feel weak. The third and final song will be High On Life (feat. Bonn) by Martin Garrix. When we win the title, we’re going to be feeling overjoyed and high on life as the song would suggest, making it the perfect victory song. Hope you enjoyed the glimpse at this playlist, the full thing will be on Spotify soon.
Task 18 (230 Words)
I’m in two other sim leagues right now and they’re both pretty freaking awesome so far. I do both PBE (Pro Baseball Experience) and SHL (Simulation Hockey League). Beginning with PBE, it’s been nothing but a blast my entire time so far. I’ve made so many friends there, and the Sarasota Supernovas are insanely cool and we’re gonna not be terrible this year please oh god I just want to go above .500. It’s nice as well, my player Bridget Westfall has had a slow start but is starting to see the results of her work and also just recently got compliment by one of the members of the commissioners office so I’m really excited about that. I get to play center field which is cool as I was usually stuck at catcher or 1st base in real life baseball. As for the SHL, well I literally just started. Evgeni Petrov, the newest in the long line of great Petrovs, has just recently arrived in the league for the Newfoundland Berserkers. Evgeni is a goalie, a position I have spent my entire life playing in real life hockey, and I look to carry on my weird traditions over there as I do in real life. I’m excited for my careers in both of them for a while to come, and I’m super glad I made the decision to join them.
Task 20 (232 Words)
Ah injuries, the human bodies way of leveling the playing the field a bit. Thankfully the league doesn’t have them enabled, as that would just ruin the overall enjoyment of everyone involved in the league. It would suck to build an amazing player and then have them miss time due to stuff out of their control. If injuries were to be implemented though Tree would definitely slide to either the offensive or defensive line from the tight end position. Being honest, the tight end position is seldom used in the sim so it would actually give her a role where she has a chance to produce for the team in bunches. On the offensive line no one would be willing to mess with her. Tree has a history of being a solid blocker with a mean streak longer than the line for the bathrooms at Butcher Stadium. To go against her would be a beating for the ages. If she was to slide over to the defensive line, good luck trying to stop her off the edge. Trained by years of activities that cannot be listed due to pending legal matters, Tree would dominate as a defensive end. The sight of the ball being snapped and Tree flying around the offensive tackle, axe in hand, is enough to make any opponent run for the hills and reconsider their football career.
Task 29 (238 Words)
With the awards going around there’s always hope that your name will be called and join the ranks of those who previously held the trophy before you. The big name awards are always fun, Rookie of the Year, Offensive/Defensive Player of the year, you get the picture. They need more awards that incentivize creativity in the ISFL player base. I’m proposing two awards, which you could condense into one if seen fit. The two awards I’m introducing are “Most Creative Player Backstory” and “Most Unique Player Name.” The ISFL is only as colorful as the people who make it up, so why not try and provide an award to reward those players who go above and beyond for their player creation process? Beginning with each incoming draft class, those who spend significant effort into crafting the backstory of their player should be rewarded or acknowledged in some way, this award just serves as an attempt to meet that demand. In a similar vein, for each draft class sort through the list of new prospects and re-creates and determine who you think has the best name in each class. Sure the league will need those players with semi-normal sounding names to prevent the league from becoming a lala land of silliness, but at the same time you want to find those who either made an incredible pun or just have a badass sounding name and reward them for it.
The following message about the Chicago Butchers playoff playlist was submitted prior to the teams elimination. Tree takes no responsibility and says she emailed back on time despite that not being the case.
“Hey Bront, yeah I’m stoked about the Butchers making the playoffs. This team is super duper loaded and is poised to make an incredibly deep run this year. As the team DJ, I’m going to make the best playlist that’s ever been made. The first song on the playlist is a classic, a real party banger. I’m talking about High Velocity Impact Spatter by Cannibal Corpse. The reason that we’re rolling with this one is because that’s what the rest of the league is going to look like after the Butchers are done rolling through them. Nothing but the remains of their teams after they get demolished by us on the field. The next song we’re going with is also another classic, but this one is not by Cannibal Corpse. We’re going with Dead Man Walking by bloodsimple. We’re rocking with this one because when teams are walking into the Butchers stadium, they’re a dead man walking. The Butchers fanbase and players will eat them alive and make them feel weak. The third and final song will be High On Life (feat. Bonn) by Martin Garrix. When we win the title, we’re going to be feeling overjoyed and high on life as the song would suggest, making it the perfect victory song. Hope you enjoyed the glimpse at this playlist, the full thing will be on Spotify soon.
Task 18 (230 Words)
I’m in two other sim leagues right now and they’re both pretty freaking awesome so far. I do both PBE (Pro Baseball Experience) and SHL (Simulation Hockey League). Beginning with PBE, it’s been nothing but a blast my entire time so far. I’ve made so many friends there, and the Sarasota Supernovas are insanely cool and we’re gonna not be terrible this year please oh god I just want to go above .500. It’s nice as well, my player Bridget Westfall has had a slow start but is starting to see the results of her work and also just recently got compliment by one of the members of the commissioners office so I’m really excited about that. I get to play center field which is cool as I was usually stuck at catcher or 1st base in real life baseball. As for the SHL, well I literally just started. Evgeni Petrov, the newest in the long line of great Petrovs, has just recently arrived in the league for the Newfoundland Berserkers. Evgeni is a goalie, a position I have spent my entire life playing in real life hockey, and I look to carry on my weird traditions over there as I do in real life. I’m excited for my careers in both of them for a while to come, and I’m super glad I made the decision to join them.
Task 20 (232 Words)
Ah injuries, the human bodies way of leveling the playing the field a bit. Thankfully the league doesn’t have them enabled, as that would just ruin the overall enjoyment of everyone involved in the league. It would suck to build an amazing player and then have them miss time due to stuff out of their control. If injuries were to be implemented though Tree would definitely slide to either the offensive or defensive line from the tight end position. Being honest, the tight end position is seldom used in the sim so it would actually give her a role where she has a chance to produce for the team in bunches. On the offensive line no one would be willing to mess with her. Tree has a history of being a solid blocker with a mean streak longer than the line for the bathrooms at Butcher Stadium. To go against her would be a beating for the ages. If she was to slide over to the defensive line, good luck trying to stop her off the edge. Trained by years of activities that cannot be listed due to pending legal matters, Tree would dominate as a defensive end. The sight of the ball being snapped and Tree flying around the offensive tackle, axe in hand, is enough to make any opponent run for the hills and reconsider their football career.
Task 29 (238 Words)
With the awards going around there’s always hope that your name will be called and join the ranks of those who previously held the trophy before you. The big name awards are always fun, Rookie of the Year, Offensive/Defensive Player of the year, you get the picture. They need more awards that incentivize creativity in the ISFL player base. I’m proposing two awards, which you could condense into one if seen fit. The two awards I’m introducing are “Most Creative Player Backstory” and “Most Unique Player Name.” The ISFL is only as colorful as the people who make it up, so why not try and provide an award to reward those players who go above and beyond for their player creation process? Beginning with each incoming draft class, those who spend significant effort into crafting the backstory of their player should be rewarded or acknowledged in some way, this award just serves as an attempt to meet that demand. In a similar vein, for each draft class sort through the list of new prospects and re-creates and determine who you think has the best name in each class. Sure the league will need those players with semi-normal sounding names to prevent the league from becoming a lala land of silliness, but at the same time you want to find those who either made an incredible pun or just have a badass sounding name and reward them for it.
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