PBE +2.5
8. Honestly, I don’t know where to begin. Mile Rotchburns was born to his two loving parents, marines who had been deployed over seas for longer than they could remember, Mike Rotchburns Sr. and his momma Haley decided they needed a break from the military life for just 2 years before they were to eventually return. In those 2 years the two traveled the world, seeing the pyramids in Egypt, the hanging gardens of Babylon, the Great Wall of China, and even the red light district in Amsterdam :eyes: rather than flying home, the newly wedded couple decided to slow play their journey back home, taking a cruise all the way back to the states. About halfway through, a kick came, and then a shit ton of water. Haley was confused, the baby wasn’t supposed to come for 3 more months? But, Mother Nature being the pretentious bitch she is said that it was time, and our came the legend you all know today as Mike Rotchburns. Although we was born 3 months early, he was so overdeveloped in every single way that the doctors thought they had witnessed a miracle, and a miracle it was. Fast forward 16 years, the Rotch is playing high school football and kicking ass, but as an offensive lineman. Rotch was a first team all state offensive guard as a sophomore in high school, his ridiculous weight room stats and undeniable speed on the field told him his coach all that he needed to now, we need to give this kid the ball. His junior season Mike made his debut at running back, and boy did he ever produce. Rotch went on to rush for 330 yards and 6 scores in his first EVER game as a running back, and you bet your ass that the rest is history. Rotchburns went on to be an all American at LSU and proceeded to win the national championship with his boys, but the journey didn’t stop there. at the ISFL combine Rotch decided to go crazy, running an alarmingly fast 40 for a dude of his height and weight (4.43 at 255 LBS) and completely smash the RB combine record for the AMRAP at 225 (how about 39 gd reps?) anyone who has ever met Mike knows that this is one of, if not the strongest people they will ever meet. Hell, ask a normal person they’ll say he’s undoubtedly the strongest person they’ve ever met, ask an ISFL player? 9/10 times they’ll tell ya the same thing. No one messes w the Rotch, and after a VERY disappointing 2nd place finish in offensive rookie of the year, god knows he’ll be back next year looking for blood.
18. The league that literally got me started with sim leagues, the muh fuckin professional baseball experience. If you didn’t know, I’m head office over there. However, I’m also a minors gm. I love that league so much. The amount of people I’ve met and the friend s that I’ve made over this stupid little baseball sim is unbelievable. There are people from that league who I NEVERE would’ve known if it weren’t for joining, and those same people I plan on meeting in DC for Nats games, bars, monuments, you name it. I have developed unbelievable friendships with so many members of that league and it truly is my main source of entertainment. I love it there, and I love everyone (eh mostly) involved. I’m head office in the PBE, and man oh man do I love it. My FAVORITE thing about the PBE that the isfl for some reason refuses to adopt is the fact that we don’t need to post our damn twitter every week. Post it once and you’re good because they’re smart enough to figure out how to use a scraper. I’m tweeting 3+ times a week over here and I’m not getting paid because I forget to post in the twitter claims thread! It may absurd, and seems like something that can easily be fixed (in fact I KNOW it can easily be fixed and at this point people are just willfully ignoring it but I guess I won’t name any names). So yeah, PBE is amazing and their twitter claim system is really something you guys should copy.
8. Honestly, I don’t know where to begin. Mile Rotchburns was born to his two loving parents, marines who had been deployed over seas for longer than they could remember, Mike Rotchburns Sr. and his momma Haley decided they needed a break from the military life for just 2 years before they were to eventually return. In those 2 years the two traveled the world, seeing the pyramids in Egypt, the hanging gardens of Babylon, the Great Wall of China, and even the red light district in Amsterdam :eyes: rather than flying home, the newly wedded couple decided to slow play their journey back home, taking a cruise all the way back to the states. About halfway through, a kick came, and then a shit ton of water. Haley was confused, the baby wasn’t supposed to come for 3 more months? But, Mother Nature being the pretentious bitch she is said that it was time, and our came the legend you all know today as Mike Rotchburns. Although we was born 3 months early, he was so overdeveloped in every single way that the doctors thought they had witnessed a miracle, and a miracle it was. Fast forward 16 years, the Rotch is playing high school football and kicking ass, but as an offensive lineman. Rotch was a first team all state offensive guard as a sophomore in high school, his ridiculous weight room stats and undeniable speed on the field told him his coach all that he needed to now, we need to give this kid the ball. His junior season Mike made his debut at running back, and boy did he ever produce. Rotch went on to rush for 330 yards and 6 scores in his first EVER game as a running back, and you bet your ass that the rest is history. Rotchburns went on to be an all American at LSU and proceeded to win the national championship with his boys, but the journey didn’t stop there. at the ISFL combine Rotch decided to go crazy, running an alarmingly fast 40 for a dude of his height and weight (4.43 at 255 LBS) and completely smash the RB combine record for the AMRAP at 225 (how about 39 gd reps?) anyone who has ever met Mike knows that this is one of, if not the strongest people they will ever meet. Hell, ask a normal person they’ll say he’s undoubtedly the strongest person they’ve ever met, ask an ISFL player? 9/10 times they’ll tell ya the same thing. No one messes w the Rotch, and after a VERY disappointing 2nd place finish in offensive rookie of the year, god knows he’ll be back next year looking for blood.
18. The league that literally got me started with sim leagues, the muh fuckin professional baseball experience. If you didn’t know, I’m head office over there. However, I’m also a minors gm. I love that league so much. The amount of people I’ve met and the friend s that I’ve made over this stupid little baseball sim is unbelievable. There are people from that league who I NEVERE would’ve known if it weren’t for joining, and those same people I plan on meeting in DC for Nats games, bars, monuments, you name it. I have developed unbelievable friendships with so many members of that league and it truly is my main source of entertainment. I love it there, and I love everyone (eh mostly) involved. I’m head office in the PBE, and man oh man do I love it. My FAVORITE thing about the PBE that the isfl for some reason refuses to adopt is the fact that we don’t need to post our damn twitter every week. Post it once and you’re good because they’re smart enough to figure out how to use a scraper. I’m tweeting 3+ times a week over here and I’m not getting paid because I forget to post in the twitter claims thread! It may absurd, and seems like something that can easily be fixed (in fact I KNOW it can easily be fixed and at this point people are just willfully ignoring it but I guess I won’t name any names). So yeah, PBE is amazing and their twitter claim system is really something you guys should copy.