Ladies and Gentlemen I know you cannot get enough of our exclusive interviews with Berlin Fire Salamanders cornerback Jeeeeroy Lenkins. Due to high demand and following on from the recently released and much loved interview Jeeeeroy Lenkins we are releasing part 3 of his interview with Stephen A Smith, today. Normally we would be discussing the former Minnesota Grey Ducks final few moments with the franchise and reviewing his debut season with the Berlin Fire Salamanders. However in this part we will be catching up with what Jeeeeroy Lenkins was up to during the Christmas period and discussing his Crayola Sponsorship.
Commercial (Sponsorship) Break – Are you tired of your kidding eating all their crayons? Are they not eating their 5 a day? Look no further as Crayola have developed new vegetables crayons that come in different flavours and sizes. We promise to turn your fat little satan spawn in to the next Jeeeeroy Lenkins, get them in your nearest supermarket, convenience store or chemist. This ad was brought to you by Crayola, proud sponsors of Berlin Fire Salamanders Cornerback Jeeeeroy Lenkins. “I use to be like you kids, then I started eating crayons and now I am a professional athlete”
Stephen A Smith – Hi Jeeeeroy, thank you for joining us again. You will be sick of the site of me by the time we are done with this!
Jeeeeroy Lenkins – Yo Stephen, what is up dawg!? Do not be silly I am happy to be here.
Stephen A Smith – Glad to hear it. As you are aware I am just going to be asking you today how you spent the holiday season, but before we get into that I have been made aware you wish to discuss your edible crayons by Crayola. This is who you signed your first sponsorship deal with in your rookie season with the Minnesota Grey Ducks is it not? So let us start there...
Jeeeeroy Lenkins – Thanks Stephen this is really important to me, yeah Crayola were my firs sponsorship deal turning pro and we embark on our quest to deliver edible crayons across the world! As you are aware I have a longstanding partnership with Crayola. It has been brought to our attention that some sick freaks out there are selling regular crayons in bulk and passing them off as my almighty edible crayons, which can be one of your kids five a day! To make matters worse Stephen is these crayons are not even Crayola!
Stephen A Smith – Oh dear, this sounds serious Jeeeeroy have you and Crayola came up with anyway of getting this taken care of?
Jeeeeroy Lenkins – I’m glad you have asked. Myself and the geniuses at Crayola have come up with a new product called Crayles.
Stephen A Smith – And what are Crayles?
Jeeeeroy Lenkins – Crayles, Stephen are basically the answer to all our problems. They are similar to what Tony Montana would have used when weighing his cocaine and other narcotics back in the 70s. With our new Crayles you can test the crayon and it will tell you what percent of crayon it actually is, how it has been cut and where it has come from.
Stephen A Smith – Jeeeeroy we do not endorse drugs on this show!
Jeeeeroy Lenkins – Oh need do I Stephen nor do I endorse counterfeit edible crayons! I was only using Tony Montana as a reference for our viewers.
Stephen A Smith – Okay, I feel ya. This sounds like a high quality piece of equipment! How accurate is it?
Jeeeeroy Lenkins – It certainly is Stephen, as things stand just now it currently has a 70 percent accuracy reading which is pretty impressive given the short time it has taken us to develop it.
Stephen A Smith – Only 70 percent? That is not as high as I expected. Are they currently on sale now?
Jeeeeroy Lenkins – Yeah they launched to the market last week, we are currently selling them for $109 a piece but this comes with a charger, a packet of Crayola edibles and a 5 perecent discount on your next Crayola edible order. Us at Crayola are taking the crime against counterfeit crayons very seriously.
Stephen A Smith – Okay, so let me get this straight your tester kit has a 70 percent success rate and you are charging over 100 bucks for it? Does that mean once the equipment has been improved will the customers with the existing kit get a free upgrade?
Jeeeeroy Lenkins – Oh absolutely not Stephen, we would go out of business if we did that don’t make me laugh! We are going down the apple route here. It is a successful model as shown by Steve Jobs,we will release an updated version of our Crayles every year to 18 months. This new release will be slightly better than the last and as we get to 3 years from purchase your original Crayles will not even come close to the latest, the battery life will be much poorer.
Stephen A Smith – So I have upgraded to the latest edition of the Crayles, do I need to buy a new charger kit?
Jeeeeroy Lenkins – I mean you will not need to but if your Crayles dies you will need to buy a new charger kit yes because we will be using a different port from the previous versions. The Crayles is the latest fad and people will be all over it.
Stephen A Smith – This all sounds rather suspect but I will take your word for it, who knows, if the product takes off I might even buy some shares ha ha ha!
Jeeeeroy Lenkins – I have a guy that can help you with that…
Stephen A Smith – Thanks Jeeeeroy, now to get back to our topic today. I heard you were up to some shenanigans this Christmas with a former team-mate and I was hoping you would go into some detail about that and what really happened.
Jeeeeroy Lenkins – Shenanigans? Oh you mean when I was away at the lodge with my family and bumped into my boy Turnober (Ryan Negs – Minnesota Grey Ducks and Philadelphia Liberty Quarterback)?
Stephen A Smith – That is the one! I have heard what went down but I would like you to tell me again so that our viewers can here this story, it truly is SPECTACULAR!!!
Jeeeeroy Lenkins – Ha ha right well where will I begin… My family and I had headed back to Scotland for a few days, one of the many pros of playing for the Berlin Fire Salamanders is that I am only around a 3 hour flight away from home. I met up with a few of my old friends, have them signed jerseys from the team for them to hand out to give to their children, nieces and nephews for Christmas. After dropping of the gifts me and the boys went our old haunt Porters. Much to my delight my brother’s Boulder “Buster” Bawls (Fullback/ Tight End New York Silverbacks), Xmus Flaxon Jaxon-Waxon (Defensive End San Jose Sabercats) and Tony Yeboah (Safety Baltimore Hawks) appeared later on as well. Before their arrival we were just drinking pints of Tenents. However, with Buster now being in the building that was quickly going to be out of stock, with each of our two pints Buster was drinking a keg. It is safe to say that from that moment on things spiralled out of control very quickly. We went on from drinking pints to tanning venoms (a Scottish concoction where you mix blue W K D, vodka, orange juice and Captain Morgans) and Haggis Bombs (Drambuie and Irn Bru).We proceeded to drink Porter’s dry and none of us recall too much from it.
Stephen A Smith – That was not the part of the story I was getting at Jeeeeroy, I am wanting to discuss what happened closer to Christmas…
Jeeeeroy Lenkins – Look Stephen I know you want to get straight in to the good juicy bits but it is important that we will build a picture here for the audience, no good story is ever rushed!
Stephen A Smith – I suppose you are right, please continue!
Jeeeeroy Lenkins – Anyway where was I? Yeah now I remember we drank the place dry! Whilst we were back home new COVID-19 restrictions came in. I was meant to be spending the holiday season at a close family members due to covid-19 restrictions myself, the family and our close friends decided to escape to his holiday home where the 1 household rule was sort of be nil and void. Anyway we arrived up there a few days before Christmas and made ourselves at home. This home truly was spectacular. it is like one of them houses you see in the movies. The living room and dining room were looking out over Loch Lommond and walls were made of glass, honestly the view was memorising.
Stephen A Smith – Ahhhh here it comes the bit I have been waiting for….
Jeeeeroy Lenkins – Me and the boys had been drinking most of the day, nothing as heavy as a few nights ago at Porter’s. We had taken the kids Ice skating and sledging and had small feast for dinner. We all went to bed early with a big day ahead of us and an abundance of drinks to tan. I had just finished laying out Santa's milk and cookies had been laid out as well as Rudolph and the rest of the reindeer’s carrots and snacks and had got in to bed when around ten minutes or so later the door bell rang, and I thought to myself was it Santa claus? Who knows but anyway we were not expecting any further visitors and I took my favourite baseball bat downstairs with me just in case, I never go anywhere without it! I was a bit drunk and was feared Santa was not happy with the white chocolate and macadamia nut Cookies I had left out, was he allergic to nuts? I approached the door after a couple of practice swings prepared to knock Santa’s head clean of his fat neck. However much to my surprise there was a box on the doorstep with his name on it. I appraoched the box very cautiously and confused, stumbling from side to side and opened it. Lying there was a set of brand new nunchaku, there was no card or signature from anyone so naturally I assumed it was a gift from one of my brothers. This is where it gets good. It was not until I leaned down to pick them up that I heard a voice from across the street "oi dickhead" was yelled and a figure appeared to make a snowball. I was confused as it was dark and I was mirac Stephen I will not lie to you, the figure then chucked the snowball towards me. It was not until the snowball went 30 yards to the left of me and smashed one of the house opposites windows did I realise it was Minesotta Grey Ducks Quarterback Ryan Negs that had bought me this gift. You should have seen the shock and despair on his face when he smashed the window. Luckily somehow he did not wake anyone up in the villa we were staying in and the villa next to us was empty.
Stephen A Smith – Ha ha ha superb, I love this kid. What happened about the smashed window?
Jeeeeroy Lenkins – Well we told the kids it was Santa in the morning he had dropped of my gift especially for me and when he was getting ready to fly away his sledge slid on the ice and kicked up some stones that smashed the window. In regards to Turnover well we contacted the site manager and made him aware of what happened. Turnover apologised and paid for the full repairs, luckily the site manager was in high spirits, I mean it was Christmas after all.
Stephen A Smith – Fantastic, marvellous Jeeeroy, did you ever find out why Ryan Negs was there?
Jeeeeroy Lenkins – Yeah apparently he came over with his family, his gran had always wanted to meet me and see Scotland so he thought he would surprise us both! Obviously I spoke with Turnover the night before after the incident and he explained everything to me. He and his gran were sleeping in some shack about 5 miles down the road, I have no idea why. I do not even think the thing had central heating or anything. Poor women would have been frozen. I leant him one of our snowmobiles we had been using and offered him and his gran two of the spare rooms, like I say the villa was massive, truly was a site to behold.
Stephen A Smith – That is thoughtful of you Jeeeeroy. Why were they staying in a shack though, especially at this time of year? I mean there is never a good time of year to live in a shabby old shack but I would not dare do it in the heart of winter in Scotland, near the highlands! Absolute madness Jeeeeroy madness!
Jeeeeroy Lenkins – Man I do not want to publicly shame Ryan Negs of the Philadelphia Liberty and Minnesota Grey Ducks on National television… ha ha ha ha who am I trying the fool! The guys a young scrub to be honest with you Stephen, heart of gold but he has lot of growing up to do. He was staying in the shack because he is still in the junior league plying his trade. The lad could not afford to rent any of the villas, I mean I got lucky my friend owns one, would probably cost poor Turnover his entire DSFL contract to stay in one of these places.
Stephen A Smith – I love the roasting you give this lad, did I say that right? He will definitely be seeing this across ISFL Network and all other streaming sites. Did they have dinner with you and did they try any Scottish delicacies?
Jeeeeroy Lenkins – Yeah of course they stayed for dinner with us. It was Christmas after all, I;m not going to kick them to the kerb at any time of year never mind Christmas. His gran was lovely and the kids love Turnover. He kept them occupied all day whilst the dinner was being made and played with all their toys Santa had got them. In regards to our fine Scottish Delicacies, Turnover tried Irn Bru and haggis. He was completely blown away by the Irn Bru, he could not get his head around the fact it was an orange flavoured fizzy drink but did not taste of orange! He did not enjoy the haggis well he seemed to be until I told him what the ingredients were…
Stephen A Smith – What are the ingredients of haggis, I have never had it?
Jeeeeroy Lenkins – Yeah, I think it is illegal in the states… the ingredients the liver, heart, and lungs of a sheep, minced and mixed with beef or mutton suet and oatmeal and seasoned with onion, cayenne pepper, and other spices to your pleasing. The mixture is packed into a sheep's stomach and boiled. It truly is delicious!
Stephen A Smith – It sounds utterly diabolical!
Jeeeeroy Lenkins – Well Stephen maybe next time I am home you can fly out with me and try some of our delicacies for yourself!
Commercial (Sponsorship) Break – Are you tired of your kidding eating all their crayons? Are they not eating their 5 a day? Look no further as Crayola have developed new vegetables crayons that come in different flavours and sizes. We promise to turn your fat little satan spawn in to the next Jeeeeroy Lenkins, get them in your nearest supermarket, convenience store or chemist. This ad was brought to you by Crayola, proud sponsors of Berlin Fire Salamanders Cornerback Jeeeeroy Lenkins. “I use to be like you kids, then I started eating crayons and now I am a professional athlete”
Stephen A Smith – Hi Jeeeeroy, thank you for joining us again. You will be sick of the site of me by the time we are done with this!
Jeeeeroy Lenkins – Yo Stephen, what is up dawg!? Do not be silly I am happy to be here.
Stephen A Smith – Glad to hear it. As you are aware I am just going to be asking you today how you spent the holiday season, but before we get into that I have been made aware you wish to discuss your edible crayons by Crayola. This is who you signed your first sponsorship deal with in your rookie season with the Minnesota Grey Ducks is it not? So let us start there...
Jeeeeroy Lenkins – Thanks Stephen this is really important to me, yeah Crayola were my firs sponsorship deal turning pro and we embark on our quest to deliver edible crayons across the world! As you are aware I have a longstanding partnership with Crayola. It has been brought to our attention that some sick freaks out there are selling regular crayons in bulk and passing them off as my almighty edible crayons, which can be one of your kids five a day! To make matters worse Stephen is these crayons are not even Crayola!
Stephen A Smith – Oh dear, this sounds serious Jeeeeroy have you and Crayola came up with anyway of getting this taken care of?
Jeeeeroy Lenkins – I’m glad you have asked. Myself and the geniuses at Crayola have come up with a new product called Crayles.
Stephen A Smith – And what are Crayles?
Jeeeeroy Lenkins – Crayles, Stephen are basically the answer to all our problems. They are similar to what Tony Montana would have used when weighing his cocaine and other narcotics back in the 70s. With our new Crayles you can test the crayon and it will tell you what percent of crayon it actually is, how it has been cut and where it has come from.
Stephen A Smith – Jeeeeroy we do not endorse drugs on this show!
Jeeeeroy Lenkins – Oh need do I Stephen nor do I endorse counterfeit edible crayons! I was only using Tony Montana as a reference for our viewers.
Stephen A Smith – Okay, I feel ya. This sounds like a high quality piece of equipment! How accurate is it?
Jeeeeroy Lenkins – It certainly is Stephen, as things stand just now it currently has a 70 percent accuracy reading which is pretty impressive given the short time it has taken us to develop it.
Stephen A Smith – Only 70 percent? That is not as high as I expected. Are they currently on sale now?
Jeeeeroy Lenkins – Yeah they launched to the market last week, we are currently selling them for $109 a piece but this comes with a charger, a packet of Crayola edibles and a 5 perecent discount on your next Crayola edible order. Us at Crayola are taking the crime against counterfeit crayons very seriously.
Stephen A Smith – Okay, so let me get this straight your tester kit has a 70 percent success rate and you are charging over 100 bucks for it? Does that mean once the equipment has been improved will the customers with the existing kit get a free upgrade?
Jeeeeroy Lenkins – Oh absolutely not Stephen, we would go out of business if we did that don’t make me laugh! We are going down the apple route here. It is a successful model as shown by Steve Jobs,we will release an updated version of our Crayles every year to 18 months. This new release will be slightly better than the last and as we get to 3 years from purchase your original Crayles will not even come close to the latest, the battery life will be much poorer.
Stephen A Smith – So I have upgraded to the latest edition of the Crayles, do I need to buy a new charger kit?
Jeeeeroy Lenkins – I mean you will not need to but if your Crayles dies you will need to buy a new charger kit yes because we will be using a different port from the previous versions. The Crayles is the latest fad and people will be all over it.
Stephen A Smith – This all sounds rather suspect but I will take your word for it, who knows, if the product takes off I might even buy some shares ha ha ha!
Jeeeeroy Lenkins – I have a guy that can help you with that…
Stephen A Smith – Thanks Jeeeeroy, now to get back to our topic today. I heard you were up to some shenanigans this Christmas with a former team-mate and I was hoping you would go into some detail about that and what really happened.
Jeeeeroy Lenkins – Shenanigans? Oh you mean when I was away at the lodge with my family and bumped into my boy Turnober (Ryan Negs – Minnesota Grey Ducks and Philadelphia Liberty Quarterback)?
Stephen A Smith – That is the one! I have heard what went down but I would like you to tell me again so that our viewers can here this story, it truly is SPECTACULAR!!!
Jeeeeroy Lenkins – Ha ha right well where will I begin… My family and I had headed back to Scotland for a few days, one of the many pros of playing for the Berlin Fire Salamanders is that I am only around a 3 hour flight away from home. I met up with a few of my old friends, have them signed jerseys from the team for them to hand out to give to their children, nieces and nephews for Christmas. After dropping of the gifts me and the boys went our old haunt Porters. Much to my delight my brother’s Boulder “Buster” Bawls (Fullback/ Tight End New York Silverbacks), Xmus Flaxon Jaxon-Waxon (Defensive End San Jose Sabercats) and Tony Yeboah (Safety Baltimore Hawks) appeared later on as well. Before their arrival we were just drinking pints of Tenents. However, with Buster now being in the building that was quickly going to be out of stock, with each of our two pints Buster was drinking a keg. It is safe to say that from that moment on things spiralled out of control very quickly. We went on from drinking pints to tanning venoms (a Scottish concoction where you mix blue W K D, vodka, orange juice and Captain Morgans) and Haggis Bombs (Drambuie and Irn Bru).We proceeded to drink Porter’s dry and none of us recall too much from it.
Stephen A Smith – That was not the part of the story I was getting at Jeeeeroy, I am wanting to discuss what happened closer to Christmas…
Jeeeeroy Lenkins – Look Stephen I know you want to get straight in to the good juicy bits but it is important that we will build a picture here for the audience, no good story is ever rushed!
Stephen A Smith – I suppose you are right, please continue!
Jeeeeroy Lenkins – Anyway where was I? Yeah now I remember we drank the place dry! Whilst we were back home new COVID-19 restrictions came in. I was meant to be spending the holiday season at a close family members due to covid-19 restrictions myself, the family and our close friends decided to escape to his holiday home where the 1 household rule was sort of be nil and void. Anyway we arrived up there a few days before Christmas and made ourselves at home. This home truly was spectacular. it is like one of them houses you see in the movies. The living room and dining room were looking out over Loch Lommond and walls were made of glass, honestly the view was memorising.
Stephen A Smith – Ahhhh here it comes the bit I have been waiting for….
Jeeeeroy Lenkins – Me and the boys had been drinking most of the day, nothing as heavy as a few nights ago at Porter’s. We had taken the kids Ice skating and sledging and had small feast for dinner. We all went to bed early with a big day ahead of us and an abundance of drinks to tan. I had just finished laying out Santa's milk and cookies had been laid out as well as Rudolph and the rest of the reindeer’s carrots and snacks and had got in to bed when around ten minutes or so later the door bell rang, and I thought to myself was it Santa claus? Who knows but anyway we were not expecting any further visitors and I took my favourite baseball bat downstairs with me just in case, I never go anywhere without it! I was a bit drunk and was feared Santa was not happy with the white chocolate and macadamia nut Cookies I had left out, was he allergic to nuts? I approached the door after a couple of practice swings prepared to knock Santa’s head clean of his fat neck. However much to my surprise there was a box on the doorstep with his name on it. I appraoched the box very cautiously and confused, stumbling from side to side and opened it. Lying there was a set of brand new nunchaku, there was no card or signature from anyone so naturally I assumed it was a gift from one of my brothers. This is where it gets good. It was not until I leaned down to pick them up that I heard a voice from across the street "oi dickhead" was yelled and a figure appeared to make a snowball. I was confused as it was dark and I was mirac Stephen I will not lie to you, the figure then chucked the snowball towards me. It was not until the snowball went 30 yards to the left of me and smashed one of the house opposites windows did I realise it was Minesotta Grey Ducks Quarterback Ryan Negs that had bought me this gift. You should have seen the shock and despair on his face when he smashed the window. Luckily somehow he did not wake anyone up in the villa we were staying in and the villa next to us was empty.
Stephen A Smith – Ha ha ha superb, I love this kid. What happened about the smashed window?
Jeeeeroy Lenkins – Well we told the kids it was Santa in the morning he had dropped of my gift especially for me and when he was getting ready to fly away his sledge slid on the ice and kicked up some stones that smashed the window. In regards to Turnover well we contacted the site manager and made him aware of what happened. Turnover apologised and paid for the full repairs, luckily the site manager was in high spirits, I mean it was Christmas after all.
Stephen A Smith – Fantastic, marvellous Jeeeroy, did you ever find out why Ryan Negs was there?
Jeeeeroy Lenkins – Yeah apparently he came over with his family, his gran had always wanted to meet me and see Scotland so he thought he would surprise us both! Obviously I spoke with Turnover the night before after the incident and he explained everything to me. He and his gran were sleeping in some shack about 5 miles down the road, I have no idea why. I do not even think the thing had central heating or anything. Poor women would have been frozen. I leant him one of our snowmobiles we had been using and offered him and his gran two of the spare rooms, like I say the villa was massive, truly was a site to behold.
Stephen A Smith – That is thoughtful of you Jeeeeroy. Why were they staying in a shack though, especially at this time of year? I mean there is never a good time of year to live in a shabby old shack but I would not dare do it in the heart of winter in Scotland, near the highlands! Absolute madness Jeeeeroy madness!
Jeeeeroy Lenkins – Man I do not want to publicly shame Ryan Negs of the Philadelphia Liberty and Minnesota Grey Ducks on National television… ha ha ha ha who am I trying the fool! The guys a young scrub to be honest with you Stephen, heart of gold but he has lot of growing up to do. He was staying in the shack because he is still in the junior league plying his trade. The lad could not afford to rent any of the villas, I mean I got lucky my friend owns one, would probably cost poor Turnover his entire DSFL contract to stay in one of these places.
Stephen A Smith – I love the roasting you give this lad, did I say that right? He will definitely be seeing this across ISFL Network and all other streaming sites. Did they have dinner with you and did they try any Scottish delicacies?
Jeeeeroy Lenkins – Yeah of course they stayed for dinner with us. It was Christmas after all, I;m not going to kick them to the kerb at any time of year never mind Christmas. His gran was lovely and the kids love Turnover. He kept them occupied all day whilst the dinner was being made and played with all their toys Santa had got them. In regards to our fine Scottish Delicacies, Turnover tried Irn Bru and haggis. He was completely blown away by the Irn Bru, he could not get his head around the fact it was an orange flavoured fizzy drink but did not taste of orange! He did not enjoy the haggis well he seemed to be until I told him what the ingredients were…
Stephen A Smith – What are the ingredients of haggis, I have never had it?
Jeeeeroy Lenkins – Yeah, I think it is illegal in the states… the ingredients the liver, heart, and lungs of a sheep, minced and mixed with beef or mutton suet and oatmeal and seasoned with onion, cayenne pepper, and other spices to your pleasing. The mixture is packed into a sheep's stomach and boiled. It truly is delicious!
Stephen A Smith – It sounds utterly diabolical!
Jeeeeroy Lenkins – Well Stephen maybe next time I am home you can fly out with me and try some of our delicacies for yourself!