I saw CLG make a media post about how they are looking for a co-GM for an expansion bid. Then Thiath came along and promised they’d be making their own team (why they wouldn’t just be co-GM with CLG i’m not exactly sure). Anyways, i’ve decided due to the high number of competitors for expansion bids, I’d throw my own hat in the ring. I’m Menace0528, better known as Blorgl, and I am going to revive the Moon Knights. Now you may ask yourself “why the Moon Knights” or “what makes you capable of leading an expansion team” or “this media is dumb, and you’re just making this as a joke because you saw others make media about it”. Well I say pshaww to such a ridiculous idea. The suggestion I would ever do such a heinous and absurd joke as such would be of the utmost insanity. As for the question of whether I could lead an expansion team, well I’ve always felt, ever since I was a little boy, that whenever a hard question is asked, you should always completely ignore the question and instead tell a somewhat unrelated anecdote from childhood, such as possibly wisdom learned about how into to answer questions you cannot answer, or maybe ask a philosophical question to distract the reader from the fact that you have not answered the question. On an unrelated note, what is “a question” anyways? What are answers? What is anything in this life. Anyways, my team is the Moon Knights. They’re knights and they play on the moon. I haven’t thought of the logistics yet, but I’m sure it’ll work itself out. If you are interested in joining such a team and taking advantage of this exclusive offer, please send a letter to whatever moon may be closest to you, o seen a message through carrier pigeon. Thank you for your time, and I hope you consider this proposition.