Rebranding every team so it can be better
The Norfolks Oldfolks - imagine having old people as your team mascot? I dont know where norfolk is but it sounds like a place where my grandparents would visit so it makes sense.
Color scheme - grey cause thats the color of aging hair and white cause old people vision is too bad to see any other color
The Tijuana Drug Dealers - who wants some boring ole wrestler as a branding when we can do something way cooler? Thats right the Tijuana drug dealers have a catchu ryme to it, drug dealers risk there lives by going out there dealing drugs!
Color schemes - light green cause 420 and red
Dallas DogBirds - a bird that hunts dogs? Whats more cooler then that! Even if thats not a thing but nothing wrong with some creativity. Maybe the logo can be a mutated bird that is eating a dog or something
Color scheme - the same color scheme cause it fits
Bondi Beach Austrians - Since bondi Beach is in Australia this is a no brainer, I mean cmon is there pirates in Australia? I dont think so, but you know whats in Australia? Aussies!
Colors - purple and red for the colors of the Austria flag
Portland hipsters - man I lived in Portland for quite awhile and I yet to encounter a single python. I got no idea how pythons is the first thing that comes in mind when coming up with the branding but hipsters is so much more.... hip!
Color scheme- hipster color
Minessota Not-Grey Ducks - man grey is so boring but hiw about not a grey duck! So much fresher and younger! Need to keep up with the zoomers and zoomed hate grey!
Color scheme- not grey
London Poors - i feel like the name london royals is a offensive to non royals! But naming the team after poor people is not offensive at all. That why the london poor's is so much better
Kansas Coyotes - Kansas city? Ew, but Kansas Coyotes is so much better because cities is big and stinky.
Color scheme - non city colors
The Norfolks Oldfolks - imagine having old people as your team mascot? I dont know where norfolk is but it sounds like a place where my grandparents would visit so it makes sense.
Color scheme - grey cause thats the color of aging hair and white cause old people vision is too bad to see any other color
The Tijuana Drug Dealers - who wants some boring ole wrestler as a branding when we can do something way cooler? Thats right the Tijuana drug dealers have a catchu ryme to it, drug dealers risk there lives by going out there dealing drugs!
Color schemes - light green cause 420 and red
Dallas DogBirds - a bird that hunts dogs? Whats more cooler then that! Even if thats not a thing but nothing wrong with some creativity. Maybe the logo can be a mutated bird that is eating a dog or something
Color scheme - the same color scheme cause it fits
Bondi Beach Austrians - Since bondi Beach is in Australia this is a no brainer, I mean cmon is there pirates in Australia? I dont think so, but you know whats in Australia? Aussies!
Colors - purple and red for the colors of the Austria flag
Portland hipsters - man I lived in Portland for quite awhile and I yet to encounter a single python. I got no idea how pythons is the first thing that comes in mind when coming up with the branding but hipsters is so much more.... hip!
Color scheme- hipster color
Minessota Not-Grey Ducks - man grey is so boring but hiw about not a grey duck! So much fresher and younger! Need to keep up with the zoomers and zoomed hate grey!
Color scheme- not grey
London Poors - i feel like the name london royals is a offensive to non royals! But naming the team after poor people is not offensive at all. That why the london poor's is so much better
Kansas Coyotes - Kansas city? Ew, but Kansas Coyotes is so much better because cities is big and stinky.
Color scheme - non city colors