I’m actually a really great guy.
Now I know what you’re thinking, “Rusfan, why are you writing an article about your general popularity?” Well I’m doing this because A. I like money and B. I’m out of ideas.
So, why do I think I’m a really great person? Well first off, I’m writing this article after shoveling 3 driveways. Two of which aren’t mine, one of which is the driveway of a single mother. So I’ve basically done the work of an angel already today. Also, I still hang out with my mom after turning 18, so I’m seen as a weirdo all around my community as that guy who still hangs out with his mom.
Ask around the league and you’ll also see people who think I’m a great guy. Kyampric, despite attempting to absolutely humiliate me in the Austin Copperheads LR, really likes me, more so than people on her own team. And even after trying to trick me, I still forgive her, so I’m basically an angel. Another great example would be DeadlyPlayer, who after talking with me in London basically begged Syl to get him to Colorado.
And let’s talk about Syl and Colorado as a whole. Here are a couple of quotes from various people over my last few months in the Yeti:
“Rusfan would make a great rookie mentor”-Syl
“Tons of people love…Rusfan”-Bagel
“Also Rus…Is a fun one”-Deadly
“Gets the ladies hot”-Isa
As a person in the Yeti community, I could’ve taken over as GM a long time ago, but I decided that I wanted to give Syl and Moose a shot at notoriety, and passed on the opportunity in lieu of them. Just another way I’m basically the greatest person alive.
After this article, I hope you understand just how lucky you are to be alive at the same time as me, and I expect awards and candy in the mail shortly. Thank you...or as I should say, You’re welcome!
Now I know what you’re thinking, “Rusfan, why are you writing an article about your general popularity?” Well I’m doing this because A. I like money and B. I’m out of ideas.
So, why do I think I’m a really great person? Well first off, I’m writing this article after shoveling 3 driveways. Two of which aren’t mine, one of which is the driveway of a single mother. So I’ve basically done the work of an angel already today. Also, I still hang out with my mom after turning 18, so I’m seen as a weirdo all around my community as that guy who still hangs out with his mom.
Ask around the league and you’ll also see people who think I’m a great guy. Kyampric, despite attempting to absolutely humiliate me in the Austin Copperheads LR, really likes me, more so than people on her own team. And even after trying to trick me, I still forgive her, so I’m basically an angel. Another great example would be DeadlyPlayer, who after talking with me in London basically begged Syl to get him to Colorado.
And let’s talk about Syl and Colorado as a whole. Here are a couple of quotes from various people over my last few months in the Yeti:
“Rusfan would make a great rookie mentor”-Syl
“Tons of people love…Rusfan”-Bagel
“Also Rus…Is a fun one”-Deadly
“Gets the ladies hot”-Isa
As a person in the Yeti community, I could’ve taken over as GM a long time ago, but I decided that I wanted to give Syl and Moose a shot at notoriety, and passed on the opportunity in lieu of them. Just another way I’m basically the greatest person alive.
After this article, I hope you understand just how lucky you are to be alive at the same time as me, and I expect awards and candy in the mail shortly. Thank you...or as I should say, You’re welcome!