BALTIMORE, MD - It was revealed early this morning that Baltimore Hawks (now Gary Geriatrics) rookie running back Busch Goose was pursuing an official position switch. This move has blindsided team officials, coaches, and even Goose’s fellow teammates.
“This is totally out of the blue,” said teammate Luke Quick. “That dumb bird is annoying, but this is a whole other level.”
It is believed that this decision by Busch Goose helped convinced the team’s upper management to ship him off to the Las Vegas Legion. Head GM @Frick_Nasty was overheard outside the facility being extremely upset, though we are unsure if this is at Busch Goose or at himself.
As we all know, the Busch Goose is a bit of a maverick, always wanting to do what is best for himself, so it comes as no surprise that this happened. Busch Goose wanted to switch positions and ultimately now gets to be a franchise cornerstone for the Legion.
Although, some may think it an overreaction by Baltimore management to be angry at Busch Goose for changing his position in his migratory Flying V.
hek all of u i am never switching to qb
“This is totally out of the blue,” said teammate Luke Quick. “That dumb bird is annoying, but this is a whole other level.”
It is believed that this decision by Busch Goose helped convinced the team’s upper management to ship him off to the Las Vegas Legion. Head GM @Frick_Nasty was overheard outside the facility being extremely upset, though we are unsure if this is at Busch Goose or at himself.
As we all know, the Busch Goose is a bit of a maverick, always wanting to do what is best for himself, so it comes as no surprise that this happened. Busch Goose wanted to switch positions and ultimately now gets to be a franchise cornerstone for the Legion.
Although, some may think it an overreaction by Baltimore management to be angry at Busch Goose for changing his position in his migratory Flying V.
hek all of u i am never switching to qb