News leaked from our sources within the league that New Orleans Second Line Wide Reciever Adam C. Spencer has applied for a position switch. The Reciever is said to be moving to Tight End effective immediately. We reached out to him for a comment on the rumor.
"Yeah it's true. Now that I'm suddenly 6'5 its a lot harder to run. And I have to watch my weight a lot more. Fuck that. I can help the team out a lot at this position and it's about time someone switched this way instead of the other. Enough humble Tight Ends trying to be diva recievers in the team's history. This is gonna be great. It's a lot more fun trash talking the D Line. They can't catch me. And it puts me in great position as we get ready to take our beloved QB out back behind the barn and bring in the new guy. I can be that security blanket that helps him get acclimated. DOOT DOOT bitches."
With the news confirmed, one of the Second Line's biggest question marks seems to be answered.
"Yeah it's true. Now that I'm suddenly 6'5 its a lot harder to run. And I have to watch my weight a lot more. Fuck that. I can help the team out a lot at this position and it's about time someone switched this way instead of the other. Enough humble Tight Ends trying to be diva recievers in the team's history. This is gonna be great. It's a lot more fun trash talking the D Line. They can't catch me. And it puts me in great position as we get ready to take our beloved QB out back behind the barn and bring in the new guy. I can be that security blanket that helps him get acclimated. DOOT DOOT bitches."
With the news confirmed, one of the Second Line's biggest question marks seems to be answered.