The Philadelphia Liberty are ecstatic to announce the signing of its Season 29 draft class!
Tight End - Chevvy Bronko (@musha6570)
S29 - $1,000,000*
S30 - $1,000,000*
S31 - $1,000,000*
*No Trade Clause
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Defensive End - Lucid Dreams (@Luciddreams702)
S29 - $1,000,000*
S30 - $1,000,000
S31 - $1,000,000
*Salary increases to $4,000,000 (covered by DSFL) if sent down for season
Clauses:
[1] No Trade Clause on all seasons
[2] If at any point during the lifetime of this contract, Punter715 is no longer the General Manager of the Liberty, a Player Option is added to remaining seasons
Bonuses (Seasons 30 and 31):
[1] $50,000 bonus for every sack in a season up to a maximum of $250,000
[2] $250,000 bonus for either being nominated for an end of season award OR named to the ISFL Pro Bowl ($250,000 maximum can be achieved) (To be paid at start of following season due to timing of league seasons)
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Linebacker - In Active (@wuma)
S29 - $1,000,000 (PO)(MO)(TO)*
S30 - $1,000,000 (PO)(MO)(TO)*
S31 - $1,000,000 (PO)(MO)(TO)*
*Salary increases to $4,000,000 (covered by DSFL) if sent down for season
Clauses:
[1] All options on contract are voided if player legally changes name to "Super Active"
[2] (Limit one time) If at any point In Active doesn't find he's having fun, he has the right to challenge management to a 1v1 duel*, but this clause can only be activated on the 3rd Friday after the first full moon of the following season's official start date**. And only between the hours of 3am - 5am***.
[3] If at any time during life of contract, In Active goes inactive, Punter715 has the right to challenge Wuma to a fight at center ice of a Carolina Kraken game
Definitions:
*Said 1v1 duel challenge must be made via certified letter, the details of which to be relayed through a singing telegram. Telegram in question must be received within 72 hours of clause [2] being enacted by player
** If Management accepts the aforementioned challenge, notice of acceptance must be posted via personalized away message on AOL Instant Messenger. Confirmation acceptance by must be delivered via ICQ to an impartial third party, whose ICQ number shall be posted on aforementioned away message.
***Proceedings of said challenge must be broadcast simultaneously on both GeoCities and AngelFire with a MIDI recording of a-ha's "Take on Me" playing in the background
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@wuma@musha6570@Luciddreams702 please reply to this post with "Accept" to confirm the signing of your contracts!
RING THE BELL