Hello everyone. After these first few games I feel like it is time for me to introduce myself and do a presser.
My name is Luke long and I am an offensive lineman. After much discussion with my friends, my family, and god I have decided that it is time to end this farce. For too long have I lived this life of a lie. For too long have I let others decide what happiness is. For too long have I let the public influence my decisions. It is here where I reject what others have told me to keep quiet. I hereby reject My roommates lies and declare that McDonald's is unequivocally better than Burger King. There is nothing better about Burger King than McDonald's. Many fast food places have something that's better than the other fast food places. But Burger King just plain sucks. It's not even guilty pleasure McDonald's. It's not even discount McDonald's. It's shitty dollar store super diarrhea inducing McDonald's. It's like if you hate yourself so much that you're on the edge of doing something horrible but want to make sure first then you go to Burger King. The only thing he is the king of is acid reflux, vomit, and depression. People that are sad and hate stuff go to McDonald's. People that don't feel any more, that have so much life sucked out of them that they just do not care about anything any more go to Burger King. I dont even like McDonalds that much, Burger king just sucks. Also McDonald's started in Chicago, the greatest city that I'm from in the world. Go Legion.
I'll now take any questions you may have.
My name is Luke long and I am an offensive lineman. After much discussion with my friends, my family, and god I have decided that it is time to end this farce. For too long have I lived this life of a lie. For too long have I let others decide what happiness is. For too long have I let the public influence my decisions. It is here where I reject what others have told me to keep quiet. I hereby reject My roommates lies and declare that McDonald's is unequivocally better than Burger King. There is nothing better about Burger King than McDonald's. Many fast food places have something that's better than the other fast food places. But Burger King just plain sucks. It's not even guilty pleasure McDonald's. It's not even discount McDonald's. It's shitty dollar store super diarrhea inducing McDonald's. It's like if you hate yourself so much that you're on the edge of doing something horrible but want to make sure first then you go to Burger King. The only thing he is the king of is acid reflux, vomit, and depression. People that are sad and hate stuff go to McDonald's. People that don't feel any more, that have so much life sucked out of them that they just do not care about anything any more go to Burger King. I dont even like McDonalds that much, Burger king just sucks. Also McDonald's started in Chicago, the greatest city that I'm from in the world. Go Legion.
I'll now take any questions you may have.