06-17-2021, 09:25 AM
(This post was last modified: 06-21-2021, 09:42 AM by Asked Madden.)
Welcome back to the S29 edition of my OL rankings! After each game, I will post updated rankings for all you centers, guards and tackles. This season will mark the first that guards and centers have specific spots on the Pro Bowl, so let's hope for an exciting awards season when they are revealed!
Without further ado, let's see how fair the rubs have been so far in S29.
CENTERS
#14 (-) - Sirdsvaldis Miglaskems (H) - 2.6 Pancakes, 0.3 SA, 0.2 Pens, 1.3 PenYds
Last in OL pancakes, Miglaskems added their 5th negative play of the season with a 10 yard penalty last night.
#13 (▼1) - Macaroni Elephant (H) - 3.3 Pancakes, 0.3 SA, 0.1 Pens, 0.9 PenYds
Big Mac had an absolute stinker of a game this week. He didn't manage a single pancake and gave up two sacks, taking his season total to four.
#12 (▲1) - Fats Domino (B) - 3.6 Pancakes, 0.1 SA, 0.5 Pens, 3.7 PenYds
5 pancakes isn't bad for a center, but he had 2 penalties. His stock drops but he still moves above Elephant.
#11 (▼3) - Donald McBobby (H) - 3.6 Pancakes, 0.1 SA, 0.4 Pens, 3.8 PenYds
McBobby takes a tumble having given up his first sack of the season, adding to his 5 penalties so far.
#10 (▼1) - Carl Wheezer (H) - 2.9 Pancakes, 0 SA, 0.3 Pens, 2.5 PenYds
Wheezer generally stays out of trouble with only 2 negative plays all season, but he has the 2nd lowest pancake total of all.
#9 (▼2) - Taylor Cooper (H) - 3.3 Pancakes, 0 SA, 0.3 Pens, 2.9 PenYds
Cooper drops as he was absent from the scoresheet this week.
#8 (▲2) - Bob Bob (H) - 3.6 Pancakes, 0.1 SA, 0.2 Pens, 1.2 PenYds
Bob Bob had a fantastic game as a center, recording 7 pancakes and no negatives.
#7 (▲4) - Northern Goshawk (B) - 4.7 Pancakes, 0.1 SA, 0.4 Pens, 3 PenYds
But the Baltimore bot had an even better one, racking up 9 pancakes on the day. (CotY)
#6 (▼1) - Mike Urtsi (B) - 3.1 Pancakes, 0 SA, 0.2 Pens, 1.6 PenYds, 0.1 FR
Urtsi has had a decent season but only pancaked defenders twice last night.
#5 (▲1) - Slurms McKenzie (H) - 3.8 Pancakes, 0.1 SA, 0.1 Pens, 0.8 PenYds
The original party worm is on the climb again with a clean game and four pancakes yesterday.
#4 (▼1) - Manhattan Project (H) - 4.2 Pancakes, 0.1 SA, 0.2 Pens, 1.8 PenYds, 0.1 FR
Project recovered a fumble this week, but also recorded a penalty to go with his single pancake.
#3 (▼2) - Beep Bot (B) - 4.0 Pancakes, 0 SA, 0.2 Pens, 1.2 PenYds
SJS's bot falls out of first place having recorded his second penalty of the season and adding just 2 pancakes.
#2 (▲2) - Funky Kong (B) - 4.1 Pancakes, 0 SA, 0.2 Pens, 1.6 PenYds
An unreal game from New York's bot center, with 9 pancakes and no negatives.
#1 (▲1) - Icebox Riposte (H) - 3.6 Pancakes, 0 SA, 0 Pens
Riposte works his magic once again, having somehow gone almost two seasons now without a single negative play. He racked up 6 pancakes last night. Definitely the frontrunner for center of the year.
GUARDS
#28 (-) - Richard Littlewood (H) - 3.4 Pancakes, 0.6 SA, 0.4 Pens, 2.7 PenYds
A clean game for Littlewood last night, with 3 pancakes, but the damage is done with 12 total negative plays this season.
#27 (-) - Pope Francis (H) - 3.3 Pancakes, 0.5 SA, 0.3 Pens, 2.6 PenYds
Unfortunately it's HON's other guard that takes this spot, giving up his 5th and 6th sack of the season last night.
#26 (-) - Givussafare Rubbe (H) - 3.2 Pancakes, 0.2 SA, 0.4 Pens, 3.5 PenYds
Rubbe picked up his 5th penalty this week to go with a single pancake.
#25 (▼10) - Pat Pancake (B) - 4.4 Pancakes, 0.4 SA, 0.4 Pens, 2.8 PenYds, 0.2 FR
This might be the worst OL game I've seen since starting to do this article. 2 penalties, 2 sacks allowed and 2 pancakes in a single game.
#24 (▲1) - James Gath (H) - 2.7 Pancakes, 0.2 SA, 0.4 Pens, 3.2 PenYds
Gath exposed himself again as a low pancaker, with the lowest total of all guards. He got 4 today, well above his average, but also added a penalty.
#23 (▼7) - Samson Pooky (B) - 5.0 Pancakes, 0.3 SA, 0.3 Pens, 2.3 PenYds
Tough game for this bot with a sack allowed and a penalty sending him down the order.
#22 (-) - Mattress Cadaire (H) - 3.5 Pancakes, 0.3 SA, 0.2 Pens, 1.3 PenYds, 0.2 FR
Cadaire picked up a penalty and added 4 pancakes for a meh day.
#21 (▲3) - Jurgen Wall (B) - 5.0 Pancakes, 0.4 SA, 0.1 Pens, 0.8 PenYds, 0.1 FR
Clean game for the Berlin bot, with 5 pancakes.
#20 (▼1) - FederalJudge FuzzyDotson (B) - 5.5 Pancakes, 0.3 SA, 0.3 Pens, 1.6 PenYds
FuzzyBotson (how did you miss this low hanging fruit @Pat?) picked up his 4th allowed sack of the season. Despite that, he added 8 pancakes
#19 (▲2) - Brokk Lee (B) - 3.9 Pancakes, 0.2 SA, 0.3 Pens, 2 PenYds
Lee pancaked 7 defenders but added a penalty, his 6th negative play of the season.
#18 (▲2) - Ne Mo (H) - 4.9 Pancakes, 0.3 SA, 0.1 Pens, 0.3 PenYds
Ne Mo had a quiet day, pancaking defenders twice but steering clear of trouble.
#17 (▲6) - Bob Ones (B) - 5.1 Pancakes, 0.3 SA, 0.2 Pens, 0.8 PenYds
Great game for this bot with 6 pancakes.
#16 (▲2) - Quentin Button (H) - 3.7 Pancakes, 0.1 SA, 0.3 Pens, 2.4 PenYds
COL's offseason addition bagged a cool 5 pancakes and avoided any negative plays.
#15 (▲2) - Connor Quigley (H) - 4.1 Pancakes, 0.3 SA, 0 Pens, 0.1 FR
Quigley also kept it clean while adding 6 'cakes.
#14 (▼4) - Dorfus Jimbo Jr. (H) - 3.9 Pancakes, 0.2 SA, 0.2 Pens, 0.8 PenYds, 0.1 FR
Button's teammate Jimbo Jr falls a few spots after allowing a sack this week, though he did add 7 pancakes.
#13 (-) - Running Back (H) - 5.1 Pancakes, 0.2 SA, 0.2 Pens, 1.2 PenYds
Running Back was as anonymous as his name with just 2 pancakes on the day.
#12 (▲2) - Jelly Roll Morton (B) - 3.5 Pancakes, 0.1 SA, 0.1 Pens, 1.2 PenYds
4 'cakes for this bot, who profits from two worse performances elsewhere.
#11 (-) - Ananda Adyan (H) - 3.9 Pancakes, 0.1 SA, 0.2 Pens, 0.8 PenYds
Adyan had a trouble free performance, adding 5 pancakes.
#10 (▼2) - Senator SamTorenson (B) - 6.0 Pancakes, 0.3 SA, 0.1 Pens, 0.4 PenYds, 0.1 FR
The senator himself might be the highest pancaking guard of all, but his 5 negative plays are still hurting his ranking.
#9 (▲3) - Prince Brondon (B) - 4.4 Pancakes, 0.1 SA, 0.3 Pens, 2.4 PenYds, 0.1 FR
Solid game for this bot, rising a few spots courtesy of a 7 pancake day.
#8 (▼4) - Louis Armstrong (B) - 3.8 Pancakes, 0.1 SA, 0.1 Pens, 0.4 PenYds
Only 3 pancakes to go with an allowed sack, sending this bot tumbling.
#7 (▲2) - Hawk Rough-Legged (B) - 5.1 Pancakes, 0 SA, 0.5 Pens, 4.8 PenYds
I don't know how they do it, but Baltimore's bots are always up there. 9 pancakes and no negatives for this guard
#6 (▲1) - Maiteers Rico-Shea (H) - 5.2 Pancakes, 0 SA, 0.5 Pens, 4.7 PenYds
Rico-Shea managed just 2 pancakes today, but rises thanks to Armstrong's fall.
#5 (-) - Rigby Raccoon (H) - 4.6 Pancakes, 0.1 SA, 0.2 Pens, 0.8 PenYds, 0.1 FR
Raccoon is having a decent season. 3 negative plays in total but a solid pancake rate.
#4 (▼3) - LeBron James III (H) - 4.2 Pancakes, 0 SA, 0.1 Pens, 0.4 PenYds
LBJ falls from 1st the 4th having not made an appearance in the box score this week. Still, he has a good pancake rate and just one negative play this season.
#3 (▲3) - Felix Archstone (H) - 5.2 Pancakes, 0.1 SA, 0.1 Pens, 1.3 PenYds
Big jump from this week's guard of the week. Archstone racked up an incredible 11 pancakes on the day which is an insane performance for someone at that position! (GotW)
#2 (-) - Hawk Broad-Winged (B) - 4.7 Pancakes, 0 SA, 0.2 Pens, 1.3 PenYds
Just 2 pancakes for this bot. This top tier of 4 guards is very tight.
#1 (▲2) - Marlon Alexander (H) - 4.3 Pancakes, 0 SA, 0.2 Pens, 1.5 PenYds, 0.2 FR
Say hello to the top ranked guard in the league right now, Marlon Alexander. He might have 2 negative plays to his name and not the best pancake record, but this massive fridge has recovered 2 fumbles this season to keep his team's drives going.
TACKLES
#28 (-) - Tim Pest (B) - 5.8 Pancakes, 0.6 SA, 0.5 Pens, 3.2 PenYds
Pest couldn't be in more contrast to his counterpart on the other side of the line. The pancake rate isn't too bad, but this bot has given up a ridiculous 14 negative plays this season: 8 sacks and 6 penalties.
#27 (▼1) - Moe Skeeter (H) - 3.2 Pancakes, 0.3 SA, 0.4 Pens, 2.8 PenYds, 0.1 FR
Skeeter is a curious case, having one of the lowest pancake rates in the league despite playing at tackle. This is his rookie season though.
#26 (▼2) - Kyle Broflovski (B) - 4.4 Pancakes, 0.3 SA, 0.5 Pens, 3 PenYds
HON's tackle bot picked up a penalty and a pancake last night.
#25 (▲2) - Hawk Red-Shouldered (B) - 4.9 Pancakes, 0.3 SA, 0.3 Pens, 2.3 PenYds
Finally a Hawk bot that isn't inexplicably incredible. This bot has an ok pancake rate but is responsible for 8 negative plays.
#24 (▲1) - Marc Hamel (H) - 6.3 Pancakes, 0.5 SA, 0.2 Pens, 2.3 PenYds
Similar story for Hamel. A good pancake rate but 9 negative plays.
#23 (▼1) - Bord Leerus (B) - 4.7 Pancakes, 0.3 SA, 0.3 Pens, 2.2 PenYds
The Beerus bot allowed its 3rd sack of the season to go with 5 pancakes this week.
#22 (▼1) - Thad Pennington Jr. (H) - 4.0 Pancakes, 0.2 SA, 0.2 Pens, 2.4 PenYds, 0.1 FR
Just 2 'cakes for Pennington Jr this week, whose rate has been on the low side compared to most tackles.
#21 (▼1) - Tim Amper (H) - 4.2 Pancakes, 0.1 SA, 0.4 Pens, 3.2 PenYds
T.Amper's issue this season has been penalties, and he added his 5th today.
#20 (▲3) - Kenny McCormick (B) - 5.7 Pancakes, 0.3 SA, 0.3 Pens, 2.6 PenYds
Despite 7 negative plays this season, the other HON bot kept it clean yesterday with just 5 pancakes.
#19 (▼1) - Dick Thruster (H) - 4.1 Pancakes, 0.2 SA, 0 Pens
Thruster doesn't have the finest pancake rate but he is one of just 5 OL to not cost his team a penalty so far this season.
#18 (▼2) - Harley Fank (H) - 5.3 Pancakes, 0.2 SA, 0.2 Pens, 2.8 PenYds
2nd allowed sack of the season for Fank, but the pancake total is decent with 66.
#17 (▲2) - Cade Williams (H) - 3.5 Pancakes, 0 SA, 0.2 Pens, 1.7 PenYds
This rookie has a low pancake rate for a tackle, but is yet to give up a sack and only has two penalties to his name (Note: Williams didn't play in W1 so the rates have been updated accordingly)
#16 (▲1) - Stumpy Jones (H) - 5.9 Pancakes, 0.2 SA, 0.4 Pens, 2.9 PenYds
The 2nd year Stumpy J has given up 5 penalties this season, but kept it clean last night, adding 5 pancakes.
#15 (-) - Simon Tremblay (H) - 4.7 Pancakes, 0.1 SA, 0.1 Pens, 0.4 PenYds
5 pancakes and 0 negatives for Tremblay as well. Not a great season for pancakes but only 2 negatives all season.
#14 (▼1) - Gluteus Maximus (H) - 6.5 Pancakes, 0.1 SA, 0.5 Pens, 4.2 PenYds
Maximus has pancaked a few defenders this season, but has given up 6 penalties.
#13 (▲1) - Byron Dolls (H) - 4.9 Pancakes, 0 SA, 0.3 Pens, 1.6 PenYds
Dolls doesn't look set to replicate his pancake total of last season, but has given up 4 penalties.
#12 (-) - Future Trunks (H) - 5.1 Pancakes, 0 SA, 0.3 Pens, 1.3 PenYds
Trunks added 4 pancakes last night and avoided any trouble.
#11 (-) - Brent Silva (H) - 5.7 Pancakes, 0 SA, 0.3 Pens, 2.5 PenYds
Silva is turning into a strong asset for the Outlaws O line. He added 6 pancakes yesterday and has only 3 penalties on the season.
#10 (-) - Julio Jones (H) - 5.3 Pancakes, 0 SA, 0.2 Pens, 1.4 PenYds
Julio Jones only managed 3 'cakes yesterday but holds onto his top 10 spot.
#9 (-) - Adam Mellott (H) - 6.2 Pancakes, 0 SA, 0.2 Pens, 1.6 PenYds
Mellott's pancake rate is a little lower this season but is yet to give up a sack.
#8 (▼5) - Calvin Golladay (H) - 8.7 Pancakes, 0.2 SA, 0.3 Pens, 1.7 PenYds
The reigning OLotY is certainly putting up the pancakes, but has 5 negative plays to his name, including 2 allowed sacks. Spots 3-8 are a tightly packed tier.
#7 (▼1) - Alexander Franklin (H) - 7.3 Pancakes, 0.1 SA, 0.2 Pens, 0.4 PenYds, 0.1 FR
A strong 7 pancakes for Franklin yesterday.
#6 (▲1) - Hawk Red-Tailed (B) - 8.2 Pancakes, 0.1 SA, 0.3 Pens, 2.6 PenYds
Baltimore's bot edges ahead of Franklin with 8 pancakes on the day.
#5 (▲3) - Bruce Buckley (H) - 7.7 Pancakes, 0 SA, 0.2 Pens, 1.6 PenYds
A potential performance of the season for Buckley last night, who jumps to 5th place courtesy of a 16 pancake performance. He now has the 5th best pancake rate, but his 3 penalties are holding him back from the top two at the moment. (OLotW)
#4 (-) - Matt Krause (H) - 7.2 Pancakes, 0 SA, 0.1 Pens, 0.4 PenYds
Krause has had a fine campaign in his first stint at OL. He's not quite up there in pancakes but has just one negative play to his name.
#3 (▲2) - Leeroy Jenkins (H) - 7.3 Pancakes, 0 SA, 0.1 Pens, 0.4 PenYds
Likewise for Leeroy who added 9 pancakes to jump ahead of Krause. He too has just one penalty all season.
#2 (-) - Mo Magic (H) - 8.1 Pancakes, 0 SA, 0 Pens, 0.1 FR
Now we reach the top tier who are a class above the rest right now. Chicago can now boast that it has 2 of the 3 OL who have allowed 0 sacks and committed no penalties, with Riposte and Magic. And to top it all off, not only does Magic have the 3rd most pancakes, he has also recovered a fumble this season.
#1 (-) - Jaja Ding Dong (H) - 8.8 Pancakes, 0 SA, 0 Pens
OL play has reached another level this season, and Jaja Ding Dong is showing everyone how it's done. Not only is he on course to absolutely smash the single season pancake record (129. JDD needs 4.8 per game to break this), he's also not given up a sack or a penalty. Magic definitely has a chance to catch Ding Dong, but these two will need to start giving up negative plays fast to lose their top spots right now.
Swanty's Pro Bowl lineups
ASFC
T - Jaja Ding Dong (OL of the Year)
G - Marlon Alexander (Guard of the Year)
C - Slurms McKenzie
G - Felix Archstone
T - Calvin Golladay
NSFC
T - Mo Magic
G - Lebron James III
C - Icebox Riposte (Center of the Year)
G - Ananda Adyan
T - Leeroy Jenkins
Without further ado, let's see how fair the rubs have been so far in S29.
CENTERS
#14 (-) - Sirdsvaldis Miglaskems (H) - 2.6 Pancakes, 0.3 SA, 0.2 Pens, 1.3 PenYds
Last in OL pancakes, Miglaskems added their 5th negative play of the season with a 10 yard penalty last night.
#13 (▼1) - Macaroni Elephant (H) - 3.3 Pancakes, 0.3 SA, 0.1 Pens, 0.9 PenYds
Big Mac had an absolute stinker of a game this week. He didn't manage a single pancake and gave up two sacks, taking his season total to four.
#12 (▲1) - Fats Domino (B) - 3.6 Pancakes, 0.1 SA, 0.5 Pens, 3.7 PenYds
5 pancakes isn't bad for a center, but he had 2 penalties. His stock drops but he still moves above Elephant.
#11 (▼3) - Donald McBobby (H) - 3.6 Pancakes, 0.1 SA, 0.4 Pens, 3.8 PenYds
McBobby takes a tumble having given up his first sack of the season, adding to his 5 penalties so far.
#10 (▼1) - Carl Wheezer (H) - 2.9 Pancakes, 0 SA, 0.3 Pens, 2.5 PenYds
Wheezer generally stays out of trouble with only 2 negative plays all season, but he has the 2nd lowest pancake total of all.
#9 (▼2) - Taylor Cooper (H) - 3.3 Pancakes, 0 SA, 0.3 Pens, 2.9 PenYds
Cooper drops as he was absent from the scoresheet this week.
#8 (▲2) - Bob Bob (H) - 3.6 Pancakes, 0.1 SA, 0.2 Pens, 1.2 PenYds
Bob Bob had a fantastic game as a center, recording 7 pancakes and no negatives.
#7 (▲4) - Northern Goshawk (B) - 4.7 Pancakes, 0.1 SA, 0.4 Pens, 3 PenYds
But the Baltimore bot had an even better one, racking up 9 pancakes on the day. (CotY)
#6 (▼1) - Mike Urtsi (B) - 3.1 Pancakes, 0 SA, 0.2 Pens, 1.6 PenYds, 0.1 FR
Urtsi has had a decent season but only pancaked defenders twice last night.
#5 (▲1) - Slurms McKenzie (H) - 3.8 Pancakes, 0.1 SA, 0.1 Pens, 0.8 PenYds
The original party worm is on the climb again with a clean game and four pancakes yesterday.
#4 (▼1) - Manhattan Project (H) - 4.2 Pancakes, 0.1 SA, 0.2 Pens, 1.8 PenYds, 0.1 FR
Project recovered a fumble this week, but also recorded a penalty to go with his single pancake.
#3 (▼2) - Beep Bot (B) - 4.0 Pancakes, 0 SA, 0.2 Pens, 1.2 PenYds
SJS's bot falls out of first place having recorded his second penalty of the season and adding just 2 pancakes.
#2 (▲2) - Funky Kong (B) - 4.1 Pancakes, 0 SA, 0.2 Pens, 1.6 PenYds
An unreal game from New York's bot center, with 9 pancakes and no negatives.
#1 (▲1) - Icebox Riposte (H) - 3.6 Pancakes, 0 SA, 0 Pens
Riposte works his magic once again, having somehow gone almost two seasons now without a single negative play. He racked up 6 pancakes last night. Definitely the frontrunner for center of the year.
GUARDS
#28 (-) - Richard Littlewood (H) - 3.4 Pancakes, 0.6 SA, 0.4 Pens, 2.7 PenYds
A clean game for Littlewood last night, with 3 pancakes, but the damage is done with 12 total negative plays this season.
#27 (-) - Pope Francis (H) - 3.3 Pancakes, 0.5 SA, 0.3 Pens, 2.6 PenYds
Unfortunately it's HON's other guard that takes this spot, giving up his 5th and 6th sack of the season last night.
#26 (-) - Givussafare Rubbe (H) - 3.2 Pancakes, 0.2 SA, 0.4 Pens, 3.5 PenYds
Rubbe picked up his 5th penalty this week to go with a single pancake.
#25 (▼10) - Pat Pancake (B) - 4.4 Pancakes, 0.4 SA, 0.4 Pens, 2.8 PenYds, 0.2 FR
This might be the worst OL game I've seen since starting to do this article. 2 penalties, 2 sacks allowed and 2 pancakes in a single game.
#24 (▲1) - James Gath (H) - 2.7 Pancakes, 0.2 SA, 0.4 Pens, 3.2 PenYds
Gath exposed himself again as a low pancaker, with the lowest total of all guards. He got 4 today, well above his average, but also added a penalty.
#23 (▼7) - Samson Pooky (B) - 5.0 Pancakes, 0.3 SA, 0.3 Pens, 2.3 PenYds
Tough game for this bot with a sack allowed and a penalty sending him down the order.
#22 (-) - Mattress Cadaire (H) - 3.5 Pancakes, 0.3 SA, 0.2 Pens, 1.3 PenYds, 0.2 FR
Cadaire picked up a penalty and added 4 pancakes for a meh day.
#21 (▲3) - Jurgen Wall (B) - 5.0 Pancakes, 0.4 SA, 0.1 Pens, 0.8 PenYds, 0.1 FR
Clean game for the Berlin bot, with 5 pancakes.
#20 (▼1) - FederalJudge FuzzyDotson (B) - 5.5 Pancakes, 0.3 SA, 0.3 Pens, 1.6 PenYds
FuzzyBotson (how did you miss this low hanging fruit @Pat?) picked up his 4th allowed sack of the season. Despite that, he added 8 pancakes
#19 (▲2) - Brokk Lee (B) - 3.9 Pancakes, 0.2 SA, 0.3 Pens, 2 PenYds
Lee pancaked 7 defenders but added a penalty, his 6th negative play of the season.
#18 (▲2) - Ne Mo (H) - 4.9 Pancakes, 0.3 SA, 0.1 Pens, 0.3 PenYds
Ne Mo had a quiet day, pancaking defenders twice but steering clear of trouble.
#17 (▲6) - Bob Ones (B) - 5.1 Pancakes, 0.3 SA, 0.2 Pens, 0.8 PenYds
Great game for this bot with 6 pancakes.
#16 (▲2) - Quentin Button (H) - 3.7 Pancakes, 0.1 SA, 0.3 Pens, 2.4 PenYds
COL's offseason addition bagged a cool 5 pancakes and avoided any negative plays.
#15 (▲2) - Connor Quigley (H) - 4.1 Pancakes, 0.3 SA, 0 Pens, 0.1 FR
Quigley also kept it clean while adding 6 'cakes.
#14 (▼4) - Dorfus Jimbo Jr. (H) - 3.9 Pancakes, 0.2 SA, 0.2 Pens, 0.8 PenYds, 0.1 FR
Button's teammate Jimbo Jr falls a few spots after allowing a sack this week, though he did add 7 pancakes.
#13 (-) - Running Back (H) - 5.1 Pancakes, 0.2 SA, 0.2 Pens, 1.2 PenYds
Running Back was as anonymous as his name with just 2 pancakes on the day.
#12 (▲2) - Jelly Roll Morton (B) - 3.5 Pancakes, 0.1 SA, 0.1 Pens, 1.2 PenYds
4 'cakes for this bot, who profits from two worse performances elsewhere.
#11 (-) - Ananda Adyan (H) - 3.9 Pancakes, 0.1 SA, 0.2 Pens, 0.8 PenYds
Adyan had a trouble free performance, adding 5 pancakes.
#10 (▼2) - Senator SamTorenson (B) - 6.0 Pancakes, 0.3 SA, 0.1 Pens, 0.4 PenYds, 0.1 FR
The senator himself might be the highest pancaking guard of all, but his 5 negative plays are still hurting his ranking.
#9 (▲3) - Prince Brondon (B) - 4.4 Pancakes, 0.1 SA, 0.3 Pens, 2.4 PenYds, 0.1 FR
Solid game for this bot, rising a few spots courtesy of a 7 pancake day.
#8 (▼4) - Louis Armstrong (B) - 3.8 Pancakes, 0.1 SA, 0.1 Pens, 0.4 PenYds
Only 3 pancakes to go with an allowed sack, sending this bot tumbling.
#7 (▲2) - Hawk Rough-Legged (B) - 5.1 Pancakes, 0 SA, 0.5 Pens, 4.8 PenYds
I don't know how they do it, but Baltimore's bots are always up there. 9 pancakes and no negatives for this guard
#6 (▲1) - Maiteers Rico-Shea (H) - 5.2 Pancakes, 0 SA, 0.5 Pens, 4.7 PenYds
Rico-Shea managed just 2 pancakes today, but rises thanks to Armstrong's fall.
#5 (-) - Rigby Raccoon (H) - 4.6 Pancakes, 0.1 SA, 0.2 Pens, 0.8 PenYds, 0.1 FR
Raccoon is having a decent season. 3 negative plays in total but a solid pancake rate.
#4 (▼3) - LeBron James III (H) - 4.2 Pancakes, 0 SA, 0.1 Pens, 0.4 PenYds
LBJ falls from 1st the 4th having not made an appearance in the box score this week. Still, he has a good pancake rate and just one negative play this season.
#3 (▲3) - Felix Archstone (H) - 5.2 Pancakes, 0.1 SA, 0.1 Pens, 1.3 PenYds
Big jump from this week's guard of the week. Archstone racked up an incredible 11 pancakes on the day which is an insane performance for someone at that position! (GotW)
#2 (-) - Hawk Broad-Winged (B) - 4.7 Pancakes, 0 SA, 0.2 Pens, 1.3 PenYds
Just 2 pancakes for this bot. This top tier of 4 guards is very tight.
#1 (▲2) - Marlon Alexander (H) - 4.3 Pancakes, 0 SA, 0.2 Pens, 1.5 PenYds, 0.2 FR
Say hello to the top ranked guard in the league right now, Marlon Alexander. He might have 2 negative plays to his name and not the best pancake record, but this massive fridge has recovered 2 fumbles this season to keep his team's drives going.
TACKLES
#28 (-) - Tim Pest (B) - 5.8 Pancakes, 0.6 SA, 0.5 Pens, 3.2 PenYds
Pest couldn't be in more contrast to his counterpart on the other side of the line. The pancake rate isn't too bad, but this bot has given up a ridiculous 14 negative plays this season: 8 sacks and 6 penalties.
#27 (▼1) - Moe Skeeter (H) - 3.2 Pancakes, 0.3 SA, 0.4 Pens, 2.8 PenYds, 0.1 FR
Skeeter is a curious case, having one of the lowest pancake rates in the league despite playing at tackle. This is his rookie season though.
#26 (▼2) - Kyle Broflovski (B) - 4.4 Pancakes, 0.3 SA, 0.5 Pens, 3 PenYds
HON's tackle bot picked up a penalty and a pancake last night.
#25 (▲2) - Hawk Red-Shouldered (B) - 4.9 Pancakes, 0.3 SA, 0.3 Pens, 2.3 PenYds
Finally a Hawk bot that isn't inexplicably incredible. This bot has an ok pancake rate but is responsible for 8 negative plays.
#24 (▲1) - Marc Hamel (H) - 6.3 Pancakes, 0.5 SA, 0.2 Pens, 2.3 PenYds
Similar story for Hamel. A good pancake rate but 9 negative plays.
#23 (▼1) - Bord Leerus (B) - 4.7 Pancakes, 0.3 SA, 0.3 Pens, 2.2 PenYds
The Beerus bot allowed its 3rd sack of the season to go with 5 pancakes this week.
#22 (▼1) - Thad Pennington Jr. (H) - 4.0 Pancakes, 0.2 SA, 0.2 Pens, 2.4 PenYds, 0.1 FR
Just 2 'cakes for Pennington Jr this week, whose rate has been on the low side compared to most tackles.
#21 (▼1) - Tim Amper (H) - 4.2 Pancakes, 0.1 SA, 0.4 Pens, 3.2 PenYds
T.Amper's issue this season has been penalties, and he added his 5th today.
#20 (▲3) - Kenny McCormick (B) - 5.7 Pancakes, 0.3 SA, 0.3 Pens, 2.6 PenYds
Despite 7 negative plays this season, the other HON bot kept it clean yesterday with just 5 pancakes.
#19 (▼1) - Dick Thruster (H) - 4.1 Pancakes, 0.2 SA, 0 Pens
Thruster doesn't have the finest pancake rate but he is one of just 5 OL to not cost his team a penalty so far this season.
#18 (▼2) - Harley Fank (H) - 5.3 Pancakes, 0.2 SA, 0.2 Pens, 2.8 PenYds
2nd allowed sack of the season for Fank, but the pancake total is decent with 66.
#17 (▲2) - Cade Williams (H) - 3.5 Pancakes, 0 SA, 0.2 Pens, 1.7 PenYds
This rookie has a low pancake rate for a tackle, but is yet to give up a sack and only has two penalties to his name (Note: Williams didn't play in W1 so the rates have been updated accordingly)
#16 (▲1) - Stumpy Jones (H) - 5.9 Pancakes, 0.2 SA, 0.4 Pens, 2.9 PenYds
The 2nd year Stumpy J has given up 5 penalties this season, but kept it clean last night, adding 5 pancakes.
#15 (-) - Simon Tremblay (H) - 4.7 Pancakes, 0.1 SA, 0.1 Pens, 0.4 PenYds
5 pancakes and 0 negatives for Tremblay as well. Not a great season for pancakes but only 2 negatives all season.
#14 (▼1) - Gluteus Maximus (H) - 6.5 Pancakes, 0.1 SA, 0.5 Pens, 4.2 PenYds
Maximus has pancaked a few defenders this season, but has given up 6 penalties.
#13 (▲1) - Byron Dolls (H) - 4.9 Pancakes, 0 SA, 0.3 Pens, 1.6 PenYds
Dolls doesn't look set to replicate his pancake total of last season, but has given up 4 penalties.
#12 (-) - Future Trunks (H) - 5.1 Pancakes, 0 SA, 0.3 Pens, 1.3 PenYds
Trunks added 4 pancakes last night and avoided any trouble.
#11 (-) - Brent Silva (H) - 5.7 Pancakes, 0 SA, 0.3 Pens, 2.5 PenYds
Silva is turning into a strong asset for the Outlaws O line. He added 6 pancakes yesterday and has only 3 penalties on the season.
#10 (-) - Julio Jones (H) - 5.3 Pancakes, 0 SA, 0.2 Pens, 1.4 PenYds
Julio Jones only managed 3 'cakes yesterday but holds onto his top 10 spot.
#9 (-) - Adam Mellott (H) - 6.2 Pancakes, 0 SA, 0.2 Pens, 1.6 PenYds
Mellott's pancake rate is a little lower this season but is yet to give up a sack.
#8 (▼5) - Calvin Golladay (H) - 8.7 Pancakes, 0.2 SA, 0.3 Pens, 1.7 PenYds
The reigning OLotY is certainly putting up the pancakes, but has 5 negative plays to his name, including 2 allowed sacks. Spots 3-8 are a tightly packed tier.
#7 (▼1) - Alexander Franklin (H) - 7.3 Pancakes, 0.1 SA, 0.2 Pens, 0.4 PenYds, 0.1 FR
A strong 7 pancakes for Franklin yesterday.
#6 (▲1) - Hawk Red-Tailed (B) - 8.2 Pancakes, 0.1 SA, 0.3 Pens, 2.6 PenYds
Baltimore's bot edges ahead of Franklin with 8 pancakes on the day.
#5 (▲3) - Bruce Buckley (H) - 7.7 Pancakes, 0 SA, 0.2 Pens, 1.6 PenYds
A potential performance of the season for Buckley last night, who jumps to 5th place courtesy of a 16 pancake performance. He now has the 5th best pancake rate, but his 3 penalties are holding him back from the top two at the moment. (OLotW)
#4 (-) - Matt Krause (H) - 7.2 Pancakes, 0 SA, 0.1 Pens, 0.4 PenYds
Krause has had a fine campaign in his first stint at OL. He's not quite up there in pancakes but has just one negative play to his name.
#3 (▲2) - Leeroy Jenkins (H) - 7.3 Pancakes, 0 SA, 0.1 Pens, 0.4 PenYds
Likewise for Leeroy who added 9 pancakes to jump ahead of Krause. He too has just one penalty all season.
#2 (-) - Mo Magic (H) - 8.1 Pancakes, 0 SA, 0 Pens, 0.1 FR
Now we reach the top tier who are a class above the rest right now. Chicago can now boast that it has 2 of the 3 OL who have allowed 0 sacks and committed no penalties, with Riposte and Magic. And to top it all off, not only does Magic have the 3rd most pancakes, he has also recovered a fumble this season.
#1 (-) - Jaja Ding Dong (H) - 8.8 Pancakes, 0 SA, 0 Pens
OL play has reached another level this season, and Jaja Ding Dong is showing everyone how it's done. Not only is he on course to absolutely smash the single season pancake record (129. JDD needs 4.8 per game to break this), he's also not given up a sack or a penalty. Magic definitely has a chance to catch Ding Dong, but these two will need to start giving up negative plays fast to lose their top spots right now.
Swanty's Pro Bowl lineups
ASFC
T - Jaja Ding Dong (OL of the Year)
G - Marlon Alexander (Guard of the Year)
C - Slurms McKenzie
G - Felix Archstone
T - Calvin Golladay
NSFC
T - Mo Magic
G - Lebron James III
C - Icebox Riposte (Center of the Year)
G - Ananda Adyan
T - Leeroy Jenkins