06-18-2021, 07:00 AM
(This post was last modified: 06-21-2021, 09:52 AM by Asked Madden.)
I was inspired by @Zoone16 to write this from his Sim Star parody so here you go:
Ain't no rest for the simmer
I was about to go to sleep when out of the corner of my eye I saw a notification come to me
It was private message from a eager new scout asking me to come play and be a star for thier team
They said if I keep earning right the results would be nice and we can win some tiles maybe
I said "it is midnight right now why are you still awake?" They took a moment and this is what they typed
Oh there ain't no rest for the simmer
Earnings don't grow on trees
I got stats to increase I got money to earn only the AC comes for free
I know I can't slow down
I can't hold back
Even though I wish I could
Oh there ain't no rest for the simmer
Until we finally retire for good
Now a couple months past I was in the war room the draft was winding down and coming to an end
So I went to the forums and clicked the announcements and what I saw I almost couldn't comprehend
I saw a leaker man being banned he had leaked the whole damn draft he's going to lose all his players dollar bills
But even still I can't say much because I know a lot of us are kind of the same we like to satisfy these sim thrills
Oh there ain't no rest for the simmer
Earnings don't grow on trees
I got stats to increase I got money to earn only the AC comes for free
I know I can't slow down
I can't hold back
Even though I wish I could
Oh there ain't no rest for the simmer
Until we finally retire for good
Yes I know I missed a verse but this was hard enough to come up with
Ain't no rest for the simmer
I was about to go to sleep when out of the corner of my eye I saw a notification come to me
It was private message from a eager new scout asking me to come play and be a star for thier team
They said if I keep earning right the results would be nice and we can win some tiles maybe
I said "it is midnight right now why are you still awake?" They took a moment and this is what they typed
Oh there ain't no rest for the simmer
Earnings don't grow on trees
I got stats to increase I got money to earn only the AC comes for free
I know I can't slow down
I can't hold back
Even though I wish I could
Oh there ain't no rest for the simmer
Until we finally retire for good
Now a couple months past I was in the war room the draft was winding down and coming to an end
So I went to the forums and clicked the announcements and what I saw I almost couldn't comprehend
I saw a leaker man being banned he had leaked the whole damn draft he's going to lose all his players dollar bills
But even still I can't say much because I know a lot of us are kind of the same we like to satisfy these sim thrills
Oh there ain't no rest for the simmer
Earnings don't grow on trees
I got stats to increase I got money to earn only the AC comes for free
I know I can't slow down
I can't hold back
Even though I wish I could
Oh there ain't no rest for the simmer
Until we finally retire for good
Yes I know I missed a verse but this was hard enough to come up with