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17. Your team has announced that they will be laying ground on a new stadium next season. What additions would you like to see included in it. No graphics option available here.
I think the top addition I would like to see is an upgraded locker room. Not that there is anything wrong with our locker room, but imagine if it was as nice as some of the college locker rooms you see out there. I’m talking about a locker room that rivals that of Clemson, Alabama, or Ohio State. PS5/Xbox in every locker, an in house barber shop, a giant slide to get from the upstairs to the downstairs, an in house spa/salon for relaxing after games. Another great addition would be expanded recreation space in the locker room. It would be nice to bond with my teammates while playing ping pong, mini golf, bowling, or pool. For the fans, I would like to see an improved wifi network throughout the stadium. This will allow fans to check their fantasy scores and the scores of other games in real time, as well as post all my sick highlights to the bookface at the speed of light. Last but not least, also for the fans, would be upgraded rest rooms. As anyone who has been to a football game could probably tell you, the restrooms are typically disgusting. I would like to see new walls, floords, sinks, and facilities in every restroom throughout the stadium to really give the fans the experience they deserve.
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22. You’re in charge of entertainment for the Ultimus or Ultimini half-time show. What would you do?
I am personally a gigantic Justin Bieber and One Direction fan. To set the scene, we would first kill every light in the stadium and allow Justin to stand by himself at center field. One spotlight would shine down on him as he performs a flawless rendition of his hit song “Baby”, even nailing every word of the rap part by Ludacris. He would then go on to sing a couple more of his more famous songs before a brand new reveal of his latest song that is not out yet “I’m singing at the super bowl for some reason.” In the middle of this song, all the original members of One Direction would walk out to join in as they each have a verse in this 10 minute masterpiece. Justin would gracefully exit to the locker room as One Direction continue to light the Super Bowl halftime show on fire for a couple more songs. They would leave the field and everyone would think that the half time show was over. But wait, there’s more! A secret trap door opens up and a hooded figure is raised to the 50 yard line on a platform. Nobody knows who it is until Jesse McCartney himself finishes the best half time show of all time.
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20. Make a scouting report for any of the ISFL or DSFL draftees. Show their stats, abilities, TPE, or highlights.
User @TakaMori152 , Player Kiarah Tenoh, running back. Important attributes - Speed: 94, Intelligence: 35, Run Blocking: 20, Pass Blocking: 20, Agility: 50, Endurance: 50, Hands: 30, Strength: 30. Stats - 1370 rushing yards, 5 yards per carry, 10 rushing touchdowns. Takamori has a very interesting build here and it is obvious that it worked out well. As you can see, they dumped literally every TPE possible pretty much into speed and only speed. This led to an absolutely outstanding season where their running back finished second in rushing yards AND rushing touchdowns losing both of those categories to a running back who had almost 100 MORE rushes than them. I think the fact that Takamori had 3 less rushing touchdowns and only 100 less rushing yards on 100 less opportunities really speaks a lot to how effective this build can be. I also chose to do a bit of a deep dive on this user because they were one that I was personally pushing had for London to draft after scouting them. I was super excited when I saw that they picked up a league job. If you have not read their fantastic media piece on the job distribution in the ISFL I can not recommend it enough (graphs!). I am glad to see that Taka has had success in this league and look forward to following their career!
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17. Your team has announced that they will be laying ground on a new stadium next season. What additions would you like to see included in it. No graphics option available here.
I think the top addition I would like to see is an upgraded locker room. Not that there is anything wrong with our locker room, but imagine if it was as nice as some of the college locker rooms you see out there. I’m talking about a locker room that rivals that of Clemson, Alabama, or Ohio State. PS5/Xbox in every locker, an in house barber shop, a giant slide to get from the upstairs to the downstairs, an in house spa/salon for relaxing after games. Another great addition would be expanded recreation space in the locker room. It would be nice to bond with my teammates while playing ping pong, mini golf, bowling, or pool. For the fans, I would like to see an improved wifi network throughout the stadium. This will allow fans to check their fantasy scores and the scores of other games in real time, as well as post all my sick highlights to the bookface at the speed of light. Last but not least, also for the fans, would be upgraded rest rooms. As anyone who has been to a football game could probably tell you, the restrooms are typically disgusting. I would like to see new walls, floords, sinks, and facilities in every restroom throughout the stadium to really give the fans the experience they deserve.
(224 words)
22. You’re in charge of entertainment for the Ultimus or Ultimini half-time show. What would you do?
I am personally a gigantic Justin Bieber and One Direction fan. To set the scene, we would first kill every light in the stadium and allow Justin to stand by himself at center field. One spotlight would shine down on him as he performs a flawless rendition of his hit song “Baby”, even nailing every word of the rap part by Ludacris. He would then go on to sing a couple more of his more famous songs before a brand new reveal of his latest song that is not out yet “I’m singing at the super bowl for some reason.” In the middle of this song, all the original members of One Direction would walk out to join in as they each have a verse in this 10 minute masterpiece. Justin would gracefully exit to the locker room as One Direction continue to light the Super Bowl halftime show on fire for a couple more songs. They would leave the field and everyone would think that the half time show was over. But wait, there’s more! A secret trap door opens up and a hooded figure is raised to the 50 yard line on a platform. Nobody knows who it is until Jesse McCartney himself finishes the best half time show of all time.
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20. Make a scouting report for any of the ISFL or DSFL draftees. Show their stats, abilities, TPE, or highlights.
User @TakaMori152 , Player Kiarah Tenoh, running back. Important attributes - Speed: 94, Intelligence: 35, Run Blocking: 20, Pass Blocking: 20, Agility: 50, Endurance: 50, Hands: 30, Strength: 30. Stats - 1370 rushing yards, 5 yards per carry, 10 rushing touchdowns. Takamori has a very interesting build here and it is obvious that it worked out well. As you can see, they dumped literally every TPE possible pretty much into speed and only speed. This led to an absolutely outstanding season where their running back finished second in rushing yards AND rushing touchdowns losing both of those categories to a running back who had almost 100 MORE rushes than them. I think the fact that Takamori had 3 less rushing touchdowns and only 100 less rushing yards on 100 less opportunities really speaks a lot to how effective this build can be. I also chose to do a bit of a deep dive on this user because they were one that I was personally pushing had for London to draft after scouting them. I was super excited when I saw that they picked up a league job. If you have not read their fantastic media piece on the job distribution in the ISFL I can not recommend it enough (graphs!). I am glad to see that Taka has had success in this league and look forward to following their career!
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