10) The legend of Panda McKyle started in season 28 of the Developmental Simulation Football League, but the story of him joining the International Simulation Football League goes further than that. McKyle is the son of the great Austin Legend Kyle Idlewyld and the superuser furiousPanda who both are legends in their own right. His upbringing was all around kind of rough. The parents were never home to take care of him and pretty inattentive towards him, since they were off playing football. The love child of Kyle and furiousPanda was sad, disappointed and depressed since he never managed to spend time with his family. Ever since his younger days that is all he wanted to do. This is where his legend begins. He needs to forge a plan and since both his parents played football, he figured it would be the only way to grab their attention. McKyle worked hard to hone his craft by lifting weights, running and studying playbooks on both sides of the football. Nothing is going to stop him from his plan. He became an overall amazing player and eventually ended up getting a scholarship to play ball at Notre Dame, but not as a quarterback but as a cornerback. Interestingly enough, this is the college that furiousPanda attended as well. Football is sort of becoming a family dynasty for them. Now that he was playing football well, he still didn’t get the attention he wanted since once again their focus was on their own careers. The blood was boiling and McKyle had enough of this. As revenge, the young corner decided to step up and play the quarterback position. This is a huge sin! Kyle and furiousPanda both played defensive end and linebacker. He knows what corners look for as in reads and knows the offensive concepts in any style of football. McKyle is also super athletic which helps his throwing and running overall, he’s a shoe in the DSFL. Unfortunately, McKyle did get drafted to the Portland Pythons. The situation is not horrible, it is just that McKyle will have to wait another season to play football. He will be backing up the DSFL MVP Lebron James III. In addition, Portland used to be coached by furiousPanda and once again followed in his parents footsteps. But he made the most of his situation and scored a lot of touchdowns for his limited time on the field. He is getting ready for his revenge tour of the ISFL and wants to get his parents' attention. Maybe a trophy or two will open their eyes.
17) The new Portland stadium is going up! And the Pythons, along with zEagle have put me in charge of the renovations. I aim to create an amazing experience for our fans. The first thing I would do is change the color scheme of the field to the Pink and Black that the Pythons used for the color rush games. This color scheme is amazing and unique, it will bring a pop where it doesn’t exist in the DSFL. Next, I would like to add a Python exhibit in the stadium. Children and adults alike would get to see huge Pythons before or after games. With that addition, we would allow one lucky fan to feed a python. Give them a huge rat or mouse that is wearing the opponent’s jersey or colors. We can call it “Feed the Snake”. Another addition to the stadium I would add is a moveable roof. It rains way too much in Portland and makes it miserable for the players to play. With a retractable roof, we can let sunshine in while keeping the rain out. Last thing I would add is more seats for the fans. More fans can watch the games and enjoy the Pythons playing. This will also help bring down ticket prices.
22) Halftime shows are great and make it amazing for fans who attend the games. Bex and the head office of the ISFL have tasked me with creating a halftime show for the Ultimus. Well I have a few ideas how to make the best show on the planet. When the show starts, it starts with a low hum, darkness everywhere and the stadium is pitch black. Then BAM! Huge fireworks from both endzones go off.The fireworks keep shooting off and circle the stadium while coming together. I want to be sure they are super loud to get the crowd going. As that is going, staff will bring in the stage to get our musical act. I would hope to get AC/DC, so they can start rocking “Highway to Hell”. Then have two other stages on both endzones. After the song finishes, we’ll have Rob Zombie rocking it with “Dracula”. The last band would be Slayer with “Raining Blood’. It would be a heavy metal fest until all bands played two extra songs. After they finish the final song to get the crowd hyped and in the center would be Psy - “Gangnam Style”. Finally, as he finishes his song 12 fighter jets would zoom by at great speed with the last of the fireworks flying the good old red, white and blue.
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17) The new Portland stadium is going up! And the Pythons, along with zEagle have put me in charge of the renovations. I aim to create an amazing experience for our fans. The first thing I would do is change the color scheme of the field to the Pink and Black that the Pythons used for the color rush games. This color scheme is amazing and unique, it will bring a pop where it doesn’t exist in the DSFL. Next, I would like to add a Python exhibit in the stadium. Children and adults alike would get to see huge Pythons before or after games. With that addition, we would allow one lucky fan to feed a python. Give them a huge rat or mouse that is wearing the opponent’s jersey or colors. We can call it “Feed the Snake”. Another addition to the stadium I would add is a moveable roof. It rains way too much in Portland and makes it miserable for the players to play. With a retractable roof, we can let sunshine in while keeping the rain out. Last thing I would add is more seats for the fans. More fans can watch the games and enjoy the Pythons playing. This will also help bring down ticket prices.
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22) Halftime shows are great and make it amazing for fans who attend the games. Bex and the head office of the ISFL have tasked me with creating a halftime show for the Ultimus. Well I have a few ideas how to make the best show on the planet. When the show starts, it starts with a low hum, darkness everywhere and the stadium is pitch black. Then BAM! Huge fireworks from both endzones go off.The fireworks keep shooting off and circle the stadium while coming together. I want to be sure they are super loud to get the crowd going. As that is going, staff will bring in the stage to get our musical act. I would hope to get AC/DC, so they can start rocking “Highway to Hell”. Then have two other stages on both endzones. After the song finishes, we’ll have Rob Zombie rocking it with “Dracula”. The last band would be Slayer with “Raining Blood’. It would be a heavy metal fest until all bands played two extra songs. After they finish the final song to get the crowd hyped and in the center would be Psy - “Gangnam Style”. Finally, as he finishes his song 12 fighter jets would zoom by at great speed with the last of the fireworks flying the good old red, white and blue.
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