*S29 DSFL Week 13-Ultimini Highlights

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Week #13 Broadcast

Agent Tesla: Hello and good time appropriate greeting everyone! We are coming up on the end of the season and are a bit behind courtesy of a heatwave outside the simulation. Given that we are going to jump right into week thirteen and so please take it away Sim Rep!

Sim Rep: Game Tijuana Luchadores at Kansas City Coyotes. Coyotes won 30 to 23. Offensive player of the game is running back Miracle Whip of the Tijuana Luchadores with a stat line of 18 rushing attempts for 181 yards, an average run of 10.1 yards, a long of 23 yards, and 1 reception for 5 yards.

Agent Tesla: First play of the second and quarter and Whip's first carry of the game saw them run 17 yards on first and ten. Second and ten just a play later and Whip ran it 16 yards for another first down. Midway through the quarter on first and ten Whip set their long of the day with a 23 yard run, and also was a huge part of making it a scoring drive with a 20 yard run on third and one to set up a first and goal. Third quarter on third and ten Whip kept the drive alive with a 16 yard run. Opened the next drive up with an 18 yard run on the first play. Defense please Sim Rep!

Sim Rep: Defensive player of the game is cornerback Jason Garciaparra of the Kansas City Coyotes with a stat line of 6 tackles, 2 passes defended, and 1 interception touchdown.

Agent Tesla: First and ten midway through the first quarter and Garciaparra broke up the pass to help lead to a three and out. Late in the second quarter after the two minute warning on second and ten Garciaparra undercut the route to pick off the pass, and then proceeded to run it back 28 yards into the end zone for a touchdown. Fourth quarter on second and nine Garciaparra broke up another pass to help lead to a field goal attempt rather than a touchdown.

Game two week thirteen please Sim Rep!

Sim Rep: Game Portland Pythons at Bondi Beach Buccaneers. Pythons won 36 to 14. Offensive player of the game is running back Noah Johns of the Portland Pythons with a stat line of 19 rushing attempts for 104 yards, an average run of 5.5 yards, a long of 20 yards, 1 touchdown, and 1 reception for 10 yards.

Agent Tesla: Late in the first quarter on second and ten Johns made their first big play of the day with an 11 yard run to set up in the red zone. Second and one early in the second quarter Johns got the ball and ran it 6 yards into the end zone for a touchdown. Near the end of the quarter on second and seven Johns went above and beyond with a 20 yard run. Fourth quarter and Johns caught a 10 yard pass on second and eight for their lone reception of the day, and then followed it up with a 13 yard run on first and ten to get into the red zone. Defense please Sim Rep!

Sim Rep: Defensive player of the game is cornerback Henny Tingzpahcbol of the Bondi Beach Buccaneers with a stat line of 8 tackles and 1 forced fumble.

Agent Tesla: Less than six minutes left in the third quarter on second and six in their own territory Tingzpahcbol managed to force a fumble just on the right side of the red zone.

Week thirteen game three please Sim Rep!

Sim Rep: Game Norfolk Seawolves at Minnesota Grey Ducks. Grey Ducks won 30 to 13. Offensive player of the game is wide receiver Mason Malone of the Minnesota Grey Ducks with a stat line of 4 receptions for 114 yards, an average reception of 28.5 yards, and a long of 52 yards.

Agent Tesla: Last minute of the first quarter on third and one Malone made a 25 yard reception to get into field goal range. Their first drive of the third quarter on second and six Malone made the longest play from scrimmage of the day with a 52 yard reception. Much later in the third on third and eighteen Malone hauled in a 28 yard reception to get into field goal range once again. Defense please Sim Rep!

Sim Rep: Defensive player of the game is cornerback Owen Reed of the Minnesota Grey Ducks with a stat line of 5 tackles, 1 forced fumbles, 3 passes defended, and 1 interception.

Agent Tesla: Second quarter on a third and nine Reed made the tackle short of the line to gain to complete a three and out, and forced a fumble on top of it. After the two minute warning Reed stepped up more with a picked off pass that they ran back 60 yards to the four yard line. Last drive of the game Reed broke up the pass on first and ten to lead to a turnover on downs that ended the game.

Last game of week thirteen please Sim Rep!

Sim Rep: Game Dallas Birddogs at London Royals. Royals won 34 to 31. Offensive player of the game is running back Kiara Tenoh of the London Royals with a stat line of 22 rushing attempts for 154 yards, an average run of 7 yards, a long of 19 yards, 2 touchdowns, and 1 reception for 14 yards.

Agent Tesla: First official play from scrimmage and Tenoh took it 16 yards to midfield. Just a few plays later Tenoh ran it 16 yards again to set up a first and goal. Midway through the first on third and inches Tenoh ran it 16 yards into the red zone, and then followed it up shortly after with an 8 yard touchdown run on first and goal. Their last drive of the first quarter Tenoh was terrific with a 13 yard run on first and ten, a 19 yard run on a third and five, a 12 yard run on a second and five, and finally a 16 yard touchdown run on a second and four. Halfway through the third quarter Tenoh made their sole reception of the day good for 14 yards. Once more to defense please Sim Rep!

Sim Rep: Defensive player of the game is linebacker Scooter McGee of the Dallas Birddogs with a stat line of 7 tackles, 1 forced fumble, and 1 fumble recovery.

Agent Tesla: First drive of the second quarter on third and thirty McGee made the tackle just 1 yard from the line of scrimmage to force a punt as part of a three and out. Late in the second quarter on fourth and eight McGee made the tackle short of the line to gain for a turnover, but did one better with a forced fumble they returned for a 1 yard gain. Fourth quarter on third and eight McGee made the tackle short of the line to gain to force a field goal attempt.

Week #14 Broadcast

Agent Tesla: Hello and good time appropriate greeting dear readers! We are here today with the last week of regular season action. Please tell us about week fourteen Sim Rep!

Sim Rep: Game Norfolk Seawolves at Tijuana Luchadores. Luchadores won 38 to 17. Offensive player of the game is quarterback IsHe... ReallyInvisible of the Tijuana Luchadores with a stat line of 25 of 35 for 317 yards passing, an average pass of 9.1 yards, 2 touchdowns, a passer rating of 118.4, 8 rushing attempts for 29 yards, an average run of 3.6 yards, and a long of 14 yards.

Agent Tesla: Early in the second quarter on a third and ten ReallyInvisible rallied to complete a 39 yard pass to get into field goal range. Next drive partway through the second opened with a 32 yard pass completion by ReallyInvisible, and ended with a 7 yard touchdown pass by ReallyInvisible. A little over halfway through the fourth quarter ReallyInvsible connected on a 25 yard pass to get into the red zone, and then completed a 19 yard touchdown pass to secure the win. Defense next please Sim Rep!

Defensive player of the game is linebacker Sheriff Woody of the Tijuana Luchadores with a stat line of 5 tackles, 1 sack, and 3 passes defended.

Late in the second quarter Woody had one of the best series I have seen in my time doing highlights with a broken up pass on first and fifteen, a broken up pass on second and fifteen, and a 6 yard sack on third and fifteen to single-handedly secure a three and out. The next drive after the two minute warning saw Woody break up a pass on first and ten as well.

Next up is game two please Sim Rep!

Sim Rep: Game Dallas Birddogs at Bondi Beach Buccaneers. Birddogs won 30 to 22. Offensive player of the game is running back Tron Carter of the Bondi Beach Buccaneers with a stat line of 27 rushing attempts for 122 yards, an average run of 4.5 yards, a long of 27 yards, 1 touchdown, and 1 reception for 3 yards.

Agent Tesla: First drive of the game for Carter and they made their carries count with a 10 yard run on a second and nine that they followed with a 27 yard touchdown run. They opened up their first drive of the second quarter with another big play of a 12 yard run. Second drive of the second quarter saw them open it with a 10 yard run. Fourth quarter they proved they still had fuel in the tank with a 10 yard run on a first and ten to get into field goal range, and a 2 yard two point conversion just a couple minutes later. Defense please Sim Rep!

Sim Rep: Defensive player of the game is cornerback Dash Smith of the Dallas Birddogs with a stat line of 2 tackles, 1 pass defended, and 1 interception touchdown.

Agent Tesla: Third and eight late in the third quarter with the opponent backed up against their own end zone they launched a pass to the fifteen yard line, however Smith picked it off clean enough to make a 16 yard return into the end zone for a terrific touchdown!

Last game three of the season next please Sim Rep!

Sim Rep: Game London Royals at Portland Pythons. Pythons won 28 to 15. Offensive player of the game is running back Noah Johns of the Portland Pythons with a stat line of 16 rushing attempts for 128 yards, an average run of 8 yards, a long of 57 yards, and 2 touchdowns.

Agent Tesla: First drive of the second quarter and Johns made it count with a 5 yard touchdown run on first and goal. Opening of the second half and the first play from scrimmage saw Johns take off for a 57 yard gain their longest of the day, and then just a couple plays later Johns ran in a 6 yard touchdown on first and goal. They broke loose again on the next drive as they opened it up with a 54 yard run on first and ten to set up a first and goal. Defense please Sim Rep!

Sim Rep: Defensive player of the game is defensive end Lucid Dreams of the London Royals with a stat line of 6 tackles, 1 for loss, 2 sacks, 1 forced fumble, and 1 fumble recovery.

Agent Tesla: End of the second quarter on first and ten Dreams crushed one with a 1 yard tackle for loss. Near the end of the third quarter on first and ten Dreams got into the backfield for an 11 yard sack that helped lead to a punt. Fourth quarter came and on a first and ten Dreams denied the drive with a 6 yard sack, and a forced fumble they recovered without a return.

Next is the last game of the regular season please Sim Rep

Sim Rep: Game Kansas City Coyotes at Minnesota Grey Ducks. Grey Ducks won 38 to 17. Offensive player of the game is quarterback Kazimir Oles Jr of the Minnesota Grey Ducks with a stat line of 22 of 32 for 372 yards passing, an average pass of 11.6 yards, 4 touchdowns, 2 interceptions, and a passer rating of 121.4.

Agent Tesla: Halfway through the first quarter on second and five Oles Jr connected on a 59 yard pass into the red zone, and followed it up a play later with a 3 yard touchdown pass on second and inches. Oles Jr managed one more play late in the first quarter with a 14 yard touchdown pass on a third and ten. Last play from scrimmage of the third quarter and Oles Jr completed an 11 yard touchdown pass for the hat trick. First time they got the ball in the fourth quarter saw them convert a second and nine with a 17 yard pass, and get into the end zone again with a 42 yard touchdown pass on a second second and nine. Once more to defense please Sim Rep!

Sim Rep: Defensive player of the game is linebacker LaCarpetron Dukemarriot of the Minnesota Grey Ducks with a stat line of 4 tackles, 1 sack, 1 forced fumble, and 1 fumble recovery.

Agent Tesla: Late in the first quarter on second and ten Dukemarriot made the tackle short of the line to gain as part of a three and out. Then partway through the second quarter on first and goal Dukemarriot got into the backfield for a 6 yard sack to prevent a touchdown, and forced a fumble they returned 1 yard on top of it.

Thank you for joining us through the regular season and we hope you join us again next time for the first round of playoffs!

Playoff Broadcast

Agent Tesla: Hello and good time appropriate greeting everyone! We have made it to the playoffs and that means playoff highlights! Not that much different than regular highlights, but with the added benefit that all the wins are that much more meaningful. Please tell us about the North Semifinals game Sim Rep!

Sim Rep: Game Kansas City Coyotes at Minnesota Grey Ducks. Grey Ducks won 40 to 20. Offensive player of the game is running back John Huntsman of the Minnesota Grey Ducks with a stat line of 31 rushing attempts for 132 yards, an average run of 4.3 yards, a long of 49 yards, 1 touchdown, and 1 reception for 3 yards.

Agent Tesla: Late in the first quarter on second and one Huntsman did much more than necessary with a 49 yard run to set up a first and goal. The next drive Huntsman was given their opportunity on second and goal, and capitalized with a 2 yard touchdown run. Last drive of the first quarter and Huntsman ran 3 yards, 6 yards, and 1 yard on third and inches to set up another first and goal. Just before the two minute warning Huntsman took the ball on a 10 yard run to set up inside the red zone. Just about three minutes left in the third quarter Huntsman set up another first and goal with a 13 yard run on first and ten. Lastly in the fourth quarter Huntsman ran six times in a row with a conversion of third and five with a 7 yard run, and a conversion of a third and one with a 7 yard run to set up victory formation.

Sim Rep: Defensive player of the game is linebacker Brooks Bane of the Minnesota Grey Ducks with a stat line of 6 tackles, 1 for loss, 1 sack, 1 forced fumble, 1 fumble recovery, and 1 pass defended.

Agent Tesla: Halfway through the second quarter on first and ten Bane ended a drive early with a 6 yard sack, and forced a fumble they returned 1 yard to take over in the red zone. Second drive of the third quarter on third and eighteen Bane gave up just 4 yards to lead to a three and out. Later in the third on first and ten Bane broke up a pass to help lead to a field goal attempt. Second and four early in the fourth quarter and Bane made the tackle at the line of scrimmage to contribute to another three and out.

Our next game is the South Semifinals so please take it from here Sim Rep!

Sim Rep: Game Tijuana Luchadores at Dallas Birddogs. Luchadores won 26 to 13. Offensive player of the game is kicker Jean-Jacques Leroy of the Tijuana Luchadores with a stat line of 2 of 2 on extra points, 1 of 1 on 20 to 29 yard field goals, 2 of 2 on 30 to 39 yard field goals, 1 of 1 on 40 to 49 yard field goals, 3 punts for 128 yards, an average punt of 42.7 yards, a long of 45 yards, and 1 inside the twenty.

Agent Tesla: First opportunity of the day for Leroy and it was a good 33 yard field goal on fourth and three. They capped off the following drive as well in the back half of the first quarter with a 25 yard field goal on fourth and five. Closing seconds of the first half and Leroy connected on a 32 yard field goal on fourth and five. Late in the fourth quarter on fourth and seventeen Leroy was good from 42 yards out for the field goal. Beyond that though on fourth and nine in the last minute of the game Leroy hit the perfect punt to pin the opponent at their own 1 yard line to essentially end the game. Once more to defense please Sim Rep!

Sim Rep: Defensive player of the game is linebacker Sheriff Woody of the Tijuana Luchadores with a stat line of 9 tackles, 1 sack, and 1 forced fumble.

Agent Tesla: Opening drive of the second quarter and on third and nine Woody whacked the quarterback for an 11 yard sack to set the offense back, and forced a fumble on top of all that. Later in the second on second and five Woody made the tackle well short, and then did it again on third and four to force a field goal attempt. Third and five late in the third quarter and Woody made the tackle near the line of scrimmage to force a field goal attempt once again.

Thank you for joining us and we will see you next time with Ultimini highlights! Good luck to those involved!

Ultimini Broadcast

Agent Tesla: Hello and good time appropriate dear readers! We are here today to bring you highlights from the latest Ultimini! Joining me in this endeavor as always is Sim Rep who will please take it away!

Sim Rep: Game Tijuana Luchadores at Minnesota Grey Ducks. Grey Ducks won 40 to 0. Offensive player of the game is quarterback Kazimir Oles Jr of the Minnesota Grey Ducks with a stat line of 22 of 32 for 368 yards passing, an average pass of 11.5 yards, 3 touchdowns, and a passer rating of 138.5.

Agent Tesla: First of many big plays by Oles Jr came a few minutes into the first quarter as Oles Jr turned a second and ten into a first down with a 22 yard completion. Midway through the second quarter on third and seventeen Oles Jr did it again with a 37 yard pass completion, and then made it count with a 15 yard touchdown pass on second and goal. Later in the second quarter Oles Jr opened up the next drive with a 40 yard completion on first and ten. Oles Jr's first play of the second half was a 10 yard completion on second and nine to set up first and goal, and then on that first and goal they found the end zone with a 10 yard touchdown completion. Halfway through the fourth quarter on first and twenty Oles Jr made their best play of the day as they found the end zone for a 67 yard touchdown completion for the hat trick.

Tell us about the defense next please Sim Rep!

Sim Rep: Defensive player of the game is linebacker David Frank of the Minnesota Grey Ducks with a stat line of 7 tackles, 1 sack, 1 forced fumble, 1 pass defended, and 1 interception.

Agent Tesla: Just after the two minute warning for the first half on a first and ten Frank managed to undercut a short pass and pick it off with just a 1 yard loss on the return. Early parts of the third quarter on first and tne Frank got into the end zone for a 6 yard sack, and a forced fumble on top of it. Late in the third quarter Frank stepped up with a stop short of the line to gain on a first and goal that ended up helping prevent a scoring drive.

Thank you for joining us this season! We hope the drafts treat you kindly and that the off-season is a fun one for all of you!