Philly's got that Honky-Tonk Badonkadonk

[Pat]

AP Newswire - The Philadelphia Liberty announced today that General Manager Lip Chap has butt-slapped their star Defensive Tackle, Honky-Tonk Haywood ( @jzajenius36 - 1k+ TPE) with a brand new contract extension. 

"It was a tough negotiation, but in the end all parties came to a resolution that they were happy with," stated Chap. Haywood, entering his sixth season in the ISFL, is looking to build on a successful Season 29 campaign which saw him named as the league's Defensive Breakout Player of the year, as well as a finalist for Defensive Tackle of the Year. Haywood also was named to both the Sim Football Writers Guild's Season 29 All-Pro First Team, as well as a starter for the NSFC in the Pro Bowl. The details of the deal are as follows:

S31 - $5,000,000
S32 - $5,000,000
S33 - $5,000,000 (MO)
S34 - $5,000,000 (MO)

[Big Edd]

DT'S GET PAID !!

[jzajenius36]

ACCEPTED

Just a couple of handsome fellows hammering it out

[Jimi64]

HE AINT LEAVIN

[SwankyPants31]

PROCESSED!