07-27-2021, 11:57 AM
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World Federation Cup: Team Europe
For Immediate Release:
ICEBEAR TO LEAD EUROPE
July 27, 2021: To all of Europe and the International Football Simulation League. I am honored and excited to be named the Federation Head for team Europe. What I may lack in experience I will more than make up with enthusiasm and drive for this team to perform competitively on the national level. I look forward to meeting each and every one of you who are currently or will be apart of team Europe.
I want to thank my teammates from both the DSFL and ISFL that have encouraged me to take this step in my ISFL career. I look forward to their support as Europe takes the big stage.
I promise you one thing: A lot of good will come out of this. You have never seen someone in the entire league prepare as hard as I will for this upcoming season, you will never see someone push the rest of the team as hard as I will push everyone preparing for the season. You’ll never see a team play hard than we will on that national stage.
This place has been kicked, it’s been battered, it’s been bruised. I could sit here and give you coachspeak all day long. I could give you, you know, “Hey we’re going to win this many games”, I can’t. None of that matters, and you guys don’t want to hear it anyways. You’ve had enough of that shit. Excuse my language. Here’s what I do know. This team is gonna take on the identity of this country, all right? And this country has been down, and it found a way to get up, all right? It’s found a way to overcome adversity. And so this team’s going to be built on — we’re going to kick you in the teeth. All right? And when you punch us back, we’re going to smile at you. And when you knock us down, we’re gonna get up. And on the way up, we’re gonna bite a kneecap off. All right? And we’re gonna stand up. And then it’s going to take two more shots to knock us down. All right? And on the way up, we’re gonna take your other kneecap. And then we’re gonna get up. And then it’s gonna take three shots to get us down. And when we do, we’re gonna take another hunk out of you.
Europe from this point on will be a force to be reckoned with. I look forward to doing battle along side this team and would love to build a winning atmosphere that trickles into a top-notch locker-room experience. Below is a bit about my ISFL experiences that lead me to this position. Current players, future players, and those interested in becoming apart of something great, feel free to reach out to me on discord @icebear32.
“You cannot regulate desire.” This is our team and together we can do this.
Icebear:
• Season 29 DSFL draftee to the Minnesota Greyducks
• Season 30 ISFL 8th overall draftee to the Honolulu Hahaluas
• War room member for both Minnesota Greyducks & Honolulu Hahaluas
• Season 30 DSFL Champion (Co-Team Captain)
• Current DE for Honolulu (I’m not good – YET!)
• Co-Host of the Ultimate Fan Experience
• Future World Federation Cup Champion
ISFL Hobbies include:
• Field Designs
• Logo Creation
• Losing money at the casino
I look forward to this journey and all that will come with it. It’s time for Europe to shine.
Go Europe!
For Immediate Release:
ICEBEAR TO LEAD EUROPE
July 27, 2021: To all of Europe and the International Football Simulation League. I am honored and excited to be named the Federation Head for team Europe. What I may lack in experience I will more than make up with enthusiasm and drive for this team to perform competitively on the national level. I look forward to meeting each and every one of you who are currently or will be apart of team Europe.
I want to thank my teammates from both the DSFL and ISFL that have encouraged me to take this step in my ISFL career. I look forward to their support as Europe takes the big stage.
I promise you one thing: A lot of good will come out of this. You have never seen someone in the entire league prepare as hard as I will for this upcoming season, you will never see someone push the rest of the team as hard as I will push everyone preparing for the season. You’ll never see a team play hard than we will on that national stage.
This place has been kicked, it’s been battered, it’s been bruised. I could sit here and give you coachspeak all day long. I could give you, you know, “Hey we’re going to win this many games”, I can’t. None of that matters, and you guys don’t want to hear it anyways. You’ve had enough of that shit. Excuse my language. Here’s what I do know. This team is gonna take on the identity of this country, all right? And this country has been down, and it found a way to get up, all right? It’s found a way to overcome adversity. And so this team’s going to be built on — we’re going to kick you in the teeth. All right? And when you punch us back, we’re going to smile at you. And when you knock us down, we’re gonna get up. And on the way up, we’re gonna bite a kneecap off. All right? And we’re gonna stand up. And then it’s going to take two more shots to knock us down. All right? And on the way up, we’re gonna take your other kneecap. And then we’re gonna get up. And then it’s gonna take three shots to get us down. And when we do, we’re gonna take another hunk out of you.
Europe from this point on will be a force to be reckoned with. I look forward to doing battle along side this team and would love to build a winning atmosphere that trickles into a top-notch locker-room experience. Below is a bit about my ISFL experiences that lead me to this position. Current players, future players, and those interested in becoming apart of something great, feel free to reach out to me on discord @icebear32.
“You cannot regulate desire.” This is our team and together we can do this.
Icebear:
• Season 29 DSFL draftee to the Minnesota Greyducks
• Season 30 ISFL 8th overall draftee to the Honolulu Hahaluas
• War room member for both Minnesota Greyducks & Honolulu Hahaluas
• Season 30 DSFL Champion (Co-Team Captain)
• Current DE for Honolulu (I’m not good – YET!)
• Co-Host of the Ultimate Fan Experience
• Future World Federation Cup Champion
ISFL Hobbies include:
• Field Designs
• Logo Creation
• Losing money at the casino
I look forward to this journey and all that will come with it. It’s time for Europe to shine.
Go Europe!