08-18-2021, 10:54 AM
(This post was last modified: 08-19-2021, 08:57 AM by allbetsonjames. Edited 1 time in total.)
(Shout-out to @SirBongo, apologies to Tennessee Ernie Ford)
Some people say a man is a-made outta mud,
A lineman’s made outta muscle and blood,
Muscle and blood and skin and bone,
A deep hip bend and a back that’s strong.
You rushed 16 times, and what did you get?
Just mud on your jersey and a face full of sweat.
Coach don’t call a blitz now ‘cause that won’t go,
I’ll put your best pass rusher’s ass on the floor.
I was born one mornin’ when the sun didn’t shine,
I picked up a shovel and I walked to the mine,
I loaded sixteen tons of Number 9 coal,
And the strong boss said, “Son, ya play football?”
You rushed 16 times, and what did you get?
Just mud on your jersey and a face full of sweat.
Coach don’t call a blitz now ‘cause that won’t go,
I’ll put your best pass rusher’s ass on the floor.
I tried out one mornin’ in the drizzlin’ rain,
Fightin’ and pancakes bein’ my middle names
I made it look easy blockin’ two at a time,
Weren’t no defensive tackle gettin’ through this line.
You rushed 16 times, and what did you get?
Just mud on your jersey and a face full of sweat.
Coach don’t call a blitz now ‘cause that won’t go,
I’ll put your best pass rusher’s ass on the floor.
When I see a rush comin’, I’ll knock it aside,
Some fools kept tryin’ and they near about died.
I got feet like lightning and fists like steel,
If the punch doesn’t get you than the leg drive will.
You rushed 16 times, and what did you get?
Just mud on your jersey and a face full of sweat.
Coach don’t call a blitz now ‘cause that won’t go,
I’ll put your best pass rusher’s ass on the floor.
You rushed 16 times, and what did you get?
Just mud on your jersey and a face full of sweat.
Coach don’t call a blitz now ‘cause that won’t go,
I’ll put your best pass rusher’s ass on the floor.
Some people say a man is a-made outta mud,
A lineman’s made outta muscle and blood,
Muscle and blood and skin and bone,
A deep hip bend and a back that’s strong.
You rushed 16 times, and what did you get?
Just mud on your jersey and a face full of sweat.
Coach don’t call a blitz now ‘cause that won’t go,
I’ll put your best pass rusher’s ass on the floor.
I was born one mornin’ when the sun didn’t shine,
I picked up a shovel and I walked to the mine,
I loaded sixteen tons of Number 9 coal,
And the strong boss said, “Son, ya play football?”
You rushed 16 times, and what did you get?
Just mud on your jersey and a face full of sweat.
Coach don’t call a blitz now ‘cause that won’t go,
I’ll put your best pass rusher’s ass on the floor.
I tried out one mornin’ in the drizzlin’ rain,
Fightin’ and pancakes bein’ my middle names
I made it look easy blockin’ two at a time,
Weren’t no defensive tackle gettin’ through this line.
You rushed 16 times, and what did you get?
Just mud on your jersey and a face full of sweat.
Coach don’t call a blitz now ‘cause that won’t go,
I’ll put your best pass rusher’s ass on the floor.
When I see a rush comin’, I’ll knock it aside,
Some fools kept tryin’ and they near about died.
I got feet like lightning and fists like steel,
If the punch doesn’t get you than the leg drive will.
You rushed 16 times, and what did you get?
Just mud on your jersey and a face full of sweat.
Coach don’t call a blitz now ‘cause that won’t go,
I’ll put your best pass rusher’s ass on the floor.
You rushed 16 times, and what did you get?
Just mud on your jersey and a face full of sweat.
Coach don’t call a blitz now ‘cause that won’t go,
I’ll put your best pass rusher’s ass on the floor.