Tom & Tey's Trashed Talk - The Talkening

[TeyonSchavari]

What nobody asked for but everyone secretly wants - @TomHanks & I will be recording another podcast together after a long time apart!

Rules - You ask a question, we take a drink for every question asked. Its that simple.

Ask us literally anything - whether it be about the league, about real life, or something completely ridiculous. Trust us, our answers will get better over time.


P.S. - No TomHanks's will be harmed in the making of this podcast (this time)

[FleshBagSoup]

are poptarts sandwiches?

[woelkers]

How many licks does it take you personally to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop?

Why are you still here?

Who?

I miss Scorp.

[Bigred1580]

Why does Iowa suck? Really though, I think the league is better if both Iowa and Nebraska are good, if we ever get good again...

Tom, if you make a third player, what Tom Hanks Character are you choosing? I recommend Buffy Wilson.

[Tesla]

Hello and good time appropriate greeting friends! Good luck with the podcast and please stay safe this time around.

1. Since you have both played running backs in the league who would you say is the best running back in ISFL history? (Bonus Points: In NFL history?)

2. Your car runs out of gas and you find yourself on foot in the middle of nowhere. After wandering towards civilization for a while you find an abandoned building with 'press shift to run' spray painted on it. How do you respond?

2.1. How do you respond when you notice the Missingno like creature that is now chasing you?

3. Would you rather follow Forrest Gump running across America, or follow Captain America running into battle?

4. If you two were to arm wrestle who do you think would win? (Bonus Points: What ISFL user do you think would be the favorite if there were a league wide arm wrestling tournament?)

5. Would you rather fight a hawk, a silverback, or a wallaby?

6. If you were to be given a super power fueled by your adherence to one of the seven heavenly virtues; which heavenly virtue do you think would work best for you?

7. What movie character do you think would make the best running back?

8. If I poked one of your pressure points and said that one makes you better at rock, paper, scissors; how would you respond?

9. If there were a contest for ten thousand dollars that gave you the option of making a half court shot at a basketball game, a fifty yard field goal at a football game, or hitting a hundred mile per hour fastball at a baseball game. Which of the three would you choose?

10. Now that you are sufficiently sloshed it is riddle time! Three guests check into a hotel room. The manager says the bill is $30, so each guest pays $10. Later the manager realizes the bill should only have been $25. To rectify this, he gives the bellhop $5 as five one-dollar bills to return to the guests.
On the way to the guests' room to refund the money, the bellhop realizes that he cannot equally divide the five one-dollar bills among the three guests. As the guests are not aware of the total of the revised bill, the bellhop decides to just give each guest $1 back and keep $2 as a tip for himself, and proceeds to do so.
As each guest got $1 back, each guest only paid $9, bringing the total paid to $27. The bellhop kept $2, which when added to the $27, comes to $29. So if the guests originally handed over $30, what happened to the remaining $1?

11. How mad at me are you for the previous question?

12. Which league member do you think would do best if all point tasks were replaced with riddles?

13. What is something you like about your cohost?

14. What unsolved mystery do you most want humanity to solve in your lifetime?

15. If you were to be given the option to challenge Death to a game for the right to live; what game would you pick?

16. Do you know the joy that is Trogdor?

17. If you could bring back one discontinued product; what would it be?

18. Favorite thing you have done in the past week?

19. If the commissioner of the ISFL were to be bitten by a vampire; do you think that would have a noticeable impact on the league? (Bonus Points: As commissioner of the DSFL would you hunt the original vampire down TomHanks?)

20. What is 2 to the tenth power?

21. Do you know what a dozenal system is in comparison to a decimal system?

22. What is your favorite Taylor Swift song? (Bonus Points: Do you think could sing it from memory?)

23. Favorite jersey number?

24. Assuming the answer to 21 was yes, or that you have since looked it up. Do you think we as a society should move to a dozenal system instead of a decimal system?

25. You are both on your second create to my understanding, and interestingly went in opposite directions in terms of offense and defense. Do you think you will stick around for a third create, and if so do you think you two will be on opposing sides once again?

26. If you two were accidentally entered into the Newlywed Game; do you think your friendship would get you two the win?

27. Favorite podcast question you have ever encountered? (Bonus Points: Answer said question.)

28. You are both able to access one of the two closed locker rooms of the DSFL; which of the two do you think has better pins?

29. If you could have a sim league for any sport; what sport would you choose? (Bonus Points: Thoughts on a chess boxing sim league?)

30. TomHanks do you regret asking for more? Teyon do you regret your cohost asking for more?

31. Would you rather fight a Gyarados armed, or a Magikarp unarmed with your legs tied together and one arm tied behind your back?

32. Favorite sim league mascot?

33. If you were given a super power that required having a strong personal attachment to an item; what item of yours do you think would qualify?

34. How much would it cost to get you to eat a regular pizza topped with pickles?

35. Would you rather be given a cargo ship full of pennies, or your sim league wealth in quarters?

36. Mini golf or pinball?

37. If you patted someone on the shoulder and they responded by immediately spraying the spot with disinfectant would you be offended?

38. I believe we all know your respective worst podcasting experience, but what would you say is your best?

38.1 Do you think this would have been up there if not for TomHanks challenging me?

39. Do you think you could be friends with a cannibal?

40. Suppose you're on a game show, and you're given the choice of three doors: Behind one door is a car; behind the others, goats. You pick a door, say No. 1, and the host, who knows what's behind the doors, opens another door, say No. 3, which has a goat. He then says to you, "Do you want to pick door No. 2?" Is it to your advantage to switch your choice?

41. Would you rather watch every Tom Hanks movie ever released in chronological order, or the entire MCU in chronological order?

42. What do you think is the question?

43. Would you rather live through the life of every character Tom Hanks has ever played, or live through the entire MCU as a background character?

44. How far do you think could run in six inch stiletto heels before falling over or running out of breath? (Bonus Points: Same question, but how well would you do in your current inebriated state?)

45. If I say 'he was an Arizona ranger wouldn't be too long in town 'do you know who I am talking about?

46. The team you cheer for can have a cloned version of any defense in NFL history. What defense do you choose and why?

47. Would you ratherr have to fight Jack of Jack In The Box fame, The King of Burger King fame, or Ronald McDonald of McDonald's fame? (Bonus Points: If the prize was a lifetime supply of food from the restaurant chain in question would it change your answer?)

48. Would you rather be stuck in an elevator for an hour, or stuck in traffic for a day?

49. What is your favorite number?

50. If I bet you a million dollars that I could tell you where you got your shoes would you take me up on that bet?

51. Do you get lost easily?

52. It is the Monday after a worldwide Purge style event where everything was legal. What awkward occurrence does your cohost have to explain when they get to work?

53. What ISFL user would you most want to partner with to survive the mentioned Purge style event?

54. Do you remember a time when you were left completely speechless? Whether it be funny, scared, creeped out, or some other cause.

55. Would you rather fight a Captain America sized Sheriff Woody, or a Sheriff Woody sized Captain America?

56. Imagine you are told a year in advance that you will be transported back in time 840 years. You will be forced to live the rest of your life in that time. How do you prepare for the ordeal?

57. What is the strangest item in your wardrobe?

58. Realistically in your current living situation could you keep a small child alive for a week if you had to? (Bonus Points: A Dog? A Houseplant? A rock with a smiley face painted on?)

59. If you could have mastery over one of the four classical elements similar to Avatar The Last Airbender which one would you choose and why?

60. Okay this is fifty percent more questions than I have handed out before, and given I am sick I feel like this is a fair enough point to call it. That said I have to ask are we still friends after this?

Thank you for your time friends and I hope you enjoy the rest of your podcasting experience!

[TheRocheLimit]

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?

[LSUFAN101]

What is a Tom Hanks and why does it smell so bad?

[zaynzk]

What do you think your previous players are doing now?

Biggest change about the league?

Who is your favorite for the Ultimus, or if it happened already how was it?

[BaconBrother]

What do you think Scorp is doing currently?

What would have to happen for me to have a new player here?

Who would drop the first/last of the old RM club went out drinking?

Any fun Finnish facts you remember?

What is something that used to be/happen in the league and you miss and something you definitely do not miss?

[tlk742]

what would be necessary for something to be #dominant?