Colorado McHits it out of the Park

[SchwarzNarr]

Colorado Sign Rookie Sconnie McHits @g2019 LB

S31: $1M*
S32: $1M*
S33: $1M* (MO) (Tamperable)

*Turns into $4m if sent down to the DSFL
**Sconnie requires his own Hype Channel to cheer on his teammates and his football organizations
***Whenever Sconnie either forces AND recovers a fumble on the same play, gets an interception, blocks a kick or punt, or scores a touchdown, he will be given the role of "The Chosen One" until his next scheduled game (unless it is the end of the season).  If it is the first game of a doubleheader, the role shall remain in effect until the next date on which his team plays. "The Chosen One" role will be of a regal golden color. This clause is effective for the duration of this contract and can be earned while playing for either Norfolk or Colorado

[g2019]

ACCEPT!!

[HalfEatenOnionBagel]

Seems excessive

[g2019]

no u

[Yeenoghu]

PROCESSED

[HalfEatenOnionBagel]

no u