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Check It Out with Doctor Steve Brule
Season 5 Episode 1
Hanging with Some Hunks: The Czargyros Brothers
Opening Monologue:
Dr. Brule is sitting on his stool in the studio, the camera pans to his face. He looks inquisitively away from the camera, clearly pondering deep thoughts.
“Am I my brother’s keeper? I don’t know. . .”
“What would I do if I had a brother?”
“What would he be like?”
“I bet he’d be my younger brother”
“We’d wrestle every day. Maybe play some nightcrawlers. And I’d always come out on top. Because I’m the big brother.”
Dr. Brule looks happy as he ponders this.
“But what if we were twins?”
“Would he be the evil twin? Or would I be the evil twin?”
Dr. Brule is shocked and scared of his own imagination.
“Would he have the goatee or would I have to grow one?”
A bubble appears above Dr. Brule’s head, he’s imagining himself with a goatee.
“I’d look great with a goatee. It’d look way better than Chip’s.”
Dr. Brule imagines himself making out with Jan while he has a goatee.
“I wish I had a twin brother. Then I would have a goatee. And then I’d have Jan. Darnit why did my momma and poppa have to just have me.”
The camera pulls back and Dr. Brule exits his introspective trance.
“Well hello there. It’s me, Dr. Steve Brule. Today I’m here to talk about brothers. Do you have a brother? I don’t. But I wish I did.”
Dr. Brule sighs.
“There are lots of different types of brothers. There are big brothers. Little brothers. Sisters who become brothers. Step Brothers. Brothas. Even twin brothers! I’ve always thought that twin brothers are kind of scary. Two people sharing one brain? I have trouble just using one! But I wanted to get to know more about twin brothers so I typed in twin brothers into the tequiter and this is what I found.”
Dr. Brule is typing on a windows 96 computer and finds pictures of Morpheus and Orpheus Czargyros.
“Look at these hunks! Wow. Such big men. And they’re twins?! They’re like 4 people if you really think about it. Not only are these twins super big hunks, they are super cool too. They play in the Developmental Simulation Football League as defensive players. I don’t know a lot about this league or these twins so I sent them nice emails and they said they would be willing to meet me for an interview”
The email Dr. Brule sent is shown on screen:
Gud Morning Big Hunks,
You are hulking big twins and I’ve always wanted to meet twins. Can I interview you for my show and touch your muscles?
Love,
Dr. Steve Brule
PS: If I can’t touch your muscles that’s okay but I really want to interview you
Introduction:
A camera pans over Rancho Cucamonga. Then Redlands University. Finally, Sizzler is shown with both brothers eating outdoors.
“Now, from what I read online, Morpheus and Orpheus were born in the back of a ‘76 Chevy here in Rancho Cucamonga, California. Natives of the Grolden State, they only recently moved to Mrinnesota and Dallassss.”
Dr. Brule has his microphone in hand as he walks through a busy outdoor seating area. He bumps into several people’s backs and struggles to make his way towards the subjects of this interview. Eventually he stands between them, unsure if he should sit or not. (From here on out, B = Dr. Steve Brule, O = Orpheus, M = Morpheus)
B: “Howdy hunks! I take it that you’re the Czargyros twin brothers I presume?”
O: “That’s right. I can’t believe you pronounced our last name correct the first time, it’s a tough one.”
B: “I’m something of an engrish genius. I’m very good at pronounciating new words.”
Orpheus looks a little confused. Morpheus is focused on his fajita.
O: “I guess that’s why you’re the newscaster.”
B: “So which of you is which?”
O: “I’m Orpheus.”
Morpheus is licking his fingers as he finishes his fajita.
M: “And I’m Morpheus.”
B: “Which of you is the evil twin?”
Morpheus and Orpheus look at one another and start laughing at an alarming volume.
B: “Woah! Woah! You two are both pretty loud huh?”
O + M simultaneously point at one another and exclaim: “He’s the loud one!”
All three nervously chuckle.
O: “But really, there’s no evil twin between either of us.”
Dr. Brule leans towards each brother’s chin, inspecting for facial hair.
B: “Well I can’t see any goatees, so I guess you must be telling the truth.”
M: “Unless, of course, I shaved my goatee before this interview.”
Morpheus delivers his joke without much finesse and Dr. Brule responds by looking a little bit afraid of Morpheus.
M: “I’m joking, I’m joking!”
Dr. Brule is apprehensive but is willing to move on.
B: “If you say so... Let’s see if I can get a seat to get this interview going.”
Interview About Being Brothers:
Dr. Brule awkwardly pulls a chair from another table with people at it and places it between the brothers.
B: “Let’s see if I can squeeze in here.”
Dr. Brule just barely fits between the two.
B: “So have you two always been friends? I always wanted a brother so that I’d have a friend.”
Morpheus looks to Orpheus.
M: “I’d say so.”
O: “This one doesn’t always make it easy but it’s nice to know that I can always say who my best friend is.”
B: “Who?”
Morpheus and Orpheus laugh. Dr. Brule awkwardly joins in laughing as well, but clearly doesn’t get the joke. Unsure why he hasn’t gotten an answer, he moves on.
B: “Well then… Let’s move on. Which of you is the better football player?”
O: “I think we’re equally good as one another.”
M: “We have different styles, but we’re both great tacklers. Whatever the coach asks us to do, we’ll do it.”
Dr. Brule holds up a packet of sugar.
B: “So if I ask you to eat this, either of you would just do it?”
O: “Well you’re not our coach and we’ve got to watch our diet, but if our Coach asked, I guess we would.”
M: “Anything our coach asks for, we do.”
Dr. Brule is typically bewildered.
B: “I gotta become a coach!”
O: “There are a lot of great coaches who didn’t play football, but most coaches have spent time playing at some level.”
B: “Do you think I could be a football player?”
Orpheus and Morpheus look at one another with concern and a smile.
M: “Well we can we can head over the local field and try and teach you a few things!”
Brule is clearly overexcited as he exclaims:
B: “Check Please!”
Interview About The DSFL:
Dr. Brule is walking down the street towards the field with Morpheus and Orpheus. He first directs his body towards Morpheus for questions.
B: “So Morpheus, you play with a bunch of ducks right?”
M: “Well, I play for the Minnesota Ducks.”
B: “A hunk with some ducks, how about that? Are they good at football?”
M: “We won the league's championship this year so we have a lot to be proud of as a team.”
B: “How are they good?”
M: “What do you mean?”
B: “Do they play with the football in their beaks, or bills?”
M: “They all have hands.”
Dr. Brule is bewildered, imagining Ducks with hands.
B: “Those are some special ducks!”
M: “I sure think so.”
B: “Okay, so, when I looked you up, the tequiter told me you’re always srizzling.”
M: “Sizzling.”
B: “Srizzling.”
M: “Sizzling.”
B: “That’s what I said, srizzling!”
M: “Sizz”
B: “Sizz”
M: “sling”
B: “sling”
M: “Sizzling.”
B: “Srizzling. So anyway can I touch those chunky hunky muscles?”
Morpheus is initially caught off guard but more than happy to acquiesce to Dr. Brule’s request. Morpheus leans over to Dr. Brule. Dr. Brule tentatively brushes his hand over Morpheus’ shoulder.
B: “Hot! Hot! Hot!”
Dr. Brule’s hand immediately lifts off Morpheus’ shoulder and begins to blow on his hand while waving it wildly.
B: “I guess that’s why they say you’re srizzling!”
Dr. Brule begins licking his hand.
B: “owee.”
Morpheus puts a hand out to put around Dr. Brule’s shoulder to comfort him but Dr. Brule ducks away in fear.
M: “Well that’s why I say I’m sizzling but it’s not my whole body. My hands are cool enough to make you feel better.”
B: “You hurt me! But I still think you’re really cool, even though your hands look normal to me.”
TO BE CONTINUED
Check It Out with Doctor Steve Brule
Season 5 Episode 1
Hanging with Some Hunks: The Czargyros Brothers
Opening Monologue:
Dr. Brule is sitting on his stool in the studio, the camera pans to his face. He looks inquisitively away from the camera, clearly pondering deep thoughts.
“Am I my brother’s keeper? I don’t know. . .”
“What would I do if I had a brother?”
“What would he be like?”
“I bet he’d be my younger brother”
“We’d wrestle every day. Maybe play some nightcrawlers. And I’d always come out on top. Because I’m the big brother.”
Dr. Brule looks happy as he ponders this.
“But what if we were twins?”
“Would he be the evil twin? Or would I be the evil twin?”
Dr. Brule is shocked and scared of his own imagination.
“Would he have the goatee or would I have to grow one?”
A bubble appears above Dr. Brule’s head, he’s imagining himself with a goatee.
“I’d look great with a goatee. It’d look way better than Chip’s.”
Dr. Brule imagines himself making out with Jan while he has a goatee.
“I wish I had a twin brother. Then I would have a goatee. And then I’d have Jan. Darnit why did my momma and poppa have to just have me.”
The camera pulls back and Dr. Brule exits his introspective trance.
“Well hello there. It’s me, Dr. Steve Brule. Today I’m here to talk about brothers. Do you have a brother? I don’t. But I wish I did.”
Dr. Brule sighs.
“There are lots of different types of brothers. There are big brothers. Little brothers. Sisters who become brothers. Step Brothers. Brothas. Even twin brothers! I’ve always thought that twin brothers are kind of scary. Two people sharing one brain? I have trouble just using one! But I wanted to get to know more about twin brothers so I typed in twin brothers into the tequiter and this is what I found.”
Dr. Brule is typing on a windows 96 computer and finds pictures of Morpheus and Orpheus Czargyros.
“Look at these hunks! Wow. Such big men. And they’re twins?! They’re like 4 people if you really think about it. Not only are these twins super big hunks, they are super cool too. They play in the Developmental Simulation Football League as defensive players. I don’t know a lot about this league or these twins so I sent them nice emails and they said they would be willing to meet me for an interview”
The email Dr. Brule sent is shown on screen:
Gud Morning Big Hunks,
You are hulking big twins and I’ve always wanted to meet twins. Can I interview you for my show and touch your muscles?
Love,
Dr. Steve Brule
PS: If I can’t touch your muscles that’s okay but I really want to interview you
Introduction:
A camera pans over Rancho Cucamonga. Then Redlands University. Finally, Sizzler is shown with both brothers eating outdoors.
“Now, from what I read online, Morpheus and Orpheus were born in the back of a ‘76 Chevy here in Rancho Cucamonga, California. Natives of the Grolden State, they only recently moved to Mrinnesota and Dallassss.”
Dr. Brule has his microphone in hand as he walks through a busy outdoor seating area. He bumps into several people’s backs and struggles to make his way towards the subjects of this interview. Eventually he stands between them, unsure if he should sit or not. (From here on out, B = Dr. Steve Brule, O = Orpheus, M = Morpheus)
B: “Howdy hunks! I take it that you’re the Czargyros twin brothers I presume?”
O: “That’s right. I can’t believe you pronounced our last name correct the first time, it’s a tough one.”
B: “I’m something of an engrish genius. I’m very good at pronounciating new words.”
Orpheus looks a little confused. Morpheus is focused on his fajita.
O: “I guess that’s why you’re the newscaster.”
B: “So which of you is which?”
O: “I’m Orpheus.”
Morpheus is licking his fingers as he finishes his fajita.
M: “And I’m Morpheus.”
B: “Which of you is the evil twin?”
Morpheus and Orpheus look at one another and start laughing at an alarming volume.
B: “Woah! Woah! You two are both pretty loud huh?”
O + M simultaneously point at one another and exclaim: “He’s the loud one!”
All three nervously chuckle.
O: “But really, there’s no evil twin between either of us.”
Dr. Brule leans towards each brother’s chin, inspecting for facial hair.
B: “Well I can’t see any goatees, so I guess you must be telling the truth.”
M: “Unless, of course, I shaved my goatee before this interview.”
Morpheus delivers his joke without much finesse and Dr. Brule responds by looking a little bit afraid of Morpheus.
M: “I’m joking, I’m joking!”
Dr. Brule is apprehensive but is willing to move on.
B: “If you say so... Let’s see if I can get a seat to get this interview going.”
Interview About Being Brothers:
Dr. Brule awkwardly pulls a chair from another table with people at it and places it between the brothers.
B: “Let’s see if I can squeeze in here.”
Dr. Brule just barely fits between the two.
B: “So have you two always been friends? I always wanted a brother so that I’d have a friend.”
Morpheus looks to Orpheus.
M: “I’d say so.”
O: “This one doesn’t always make it easy but it’s nice to know that I can always say who my best friend is.”
B: “Who?”
Morpheus and Orpheus laugh. Dr. Brule awkwardly joins in laughing as well, but clearly doesn’t get the joke. Unsure why he hasn’t gotten an answer, he moves on.
B: “Well then… Let’s move on. Which of you is the better football player?”
O: “I think we’re equally good as one another.”
M: “We have different styles, but we’re both great tacklers. Whatever the coach asks us to do, we’ll do it.”
Dr. Brule holds up a packet of sugar.
B: “So if I ask you to eat this, either of you would just do it?”
O: “Well you’re not our coach and we’ve got to watch our diet, but if our Coach asked, I guess we would.”
M: “Anything our coach asks for, we do.”
Dr. Brule is typically bewildered.
B: “I gotta become a coach!”
O: “There are a lot of great coaches who didn’t play football, but most coaches have spent time playing at some level.”
B: “Do you think I could be a football player?”
Orpheus and Morpheus look at one another with concern and a smile.
M: “Well we can we can head over the local field and try and teach you a few things!”
Brule is clearly overexcited as he exclaims:
B: “Check Please!”
Interview About The DSFL:
Dr. Brule is walking down the street towards the field with Morpheus and Orpheus. He first directs his body towards Morpheus for questions.
B: “So Morpheus, you play with a bunch of ducks right?”
M: “Well, I play for the Minnesota Ducks.”
B: “A hunk with some ducks, how about that? Are they good at football?”
M: “We won the league's championship this year so we have a lot to be proud of as a team.”
B: “How are they good?”
M: “What do you mean?”
B: “Do they play with the football in their beaks, or bills?”
M: “They all have hands.”
Dr. Brule is bewildered, imagining Ducks with hands.
B: “Those are some special ducks!”
M: “I sure think so.”
B: “Okay, so, when I looked you up, the tequiter told me you’re always srizzling.”
M: “Sizzling.”
B: “Srizzling.”
M: “Sizzling.”
B: “That’s what I said, srizzling!”
M: “Sizz”
B: “Sizz”
M: “sling”
B: “sling”
M: “Sizzling.”
B: “Srizzling. So anyway can I touch those chunky hunky muscles?”
Morpheus is initially caught off guard but more than happy to acquiesce to Dr. Brule’s request. Morpheus leans over to Dr. Brule. Dr. Brule tentatively brushes his hand over Morpheus’ shoulder.
B: “Hot! Hot! Hot!”
Dr. Brule’s hand immediately lifts off Morpheus’ shoulder and begins to blow on his hand while waving it wildly.
B: “I guess that’s why they say you’re srizzling!”
Dr. Brule begins licking his hand.
B: “owee.”
Morpheus puts a hand out to put around Dr. Brule’s shoulder to comfort him but Dr. Brule ducks away in fear.
M: “Well that’s why I say I’m sizzling but it’s not my whole body. My hands are cool enough to make you feel better.”
B: “You hurt me! But I still think you’re really cool, even though your hands look normal to me.”
TO BE CONTINUED
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