A Football Player Retires

jdourtled · 10-26-2021, 05:46 PM

After being in the league a lot longer than than I expected to, Brendan "he's a football player" Lanier will be retiring at season's end.

What a trainwreck this player has been to put it lightly. I don't think I was ever in the top 10 for safeties TPE wise at any point in my career, despite that I still somehow one three ultimuses.... ultimi? ultimice? and was the third best safety* at like 500 TPE.

Will I be a hall of famer? Probably not, but my lasting legacy will be the fact that the site has a function named after my player, which is enough of an honor for me.

This is the part where I'd put my statistical accomplishments, but I'd just be embarrassing myself if I did that

See you guys at the trade deadline Wink

*this claim is not up for debate nor will I give you sources for this.

Frostbite · 10-26-2021, 05:56 PM

Brendan Lanier certainly was a football player

**zaynzk** · 10-26-2021, 05:56 PM

Underrated career, 3 Ultimus for any player is insane

Can’t wait to see the next player!

Memento Mori · 10-26-2021, 06:00 PM

lmao I remember being in the MB voice channel for that draft read. Congrats on the career and the rings!