After being in the league a lot longer than than I expected to, Brendan "he's a football player" Lanier will be retiring at season's end.
What a trainwreck this player has been to put it lightly. I don't think I was ever in the top 10 for safeties TPE wise at any point in my career, despite that I still somehow one three ultimuses.... ultimi? ultimice? and was the third best safety* at like 500 TPE.
Will I be a hall of famer? Probably not, but my lasting legacy will be the fact that the site has a function named after my player, which is enough of an honor for me.
This is the part where I'd put my statistical accomplishments, but I'd just be embarrassing myself if I did that
See you guys at the trade deadline
*this claim is not up for debate nor will I give you sources for this.
What a trainwreck this player has been to put it lightly. I don't think I was ever in the top 10 for safeties TPE wise at any point in my career, despite that I still somehow one three ultimuses.... ultimi? ultimice? and was the third best safety* at like 500 TPE.
Will I be a hall of famer? Probably not, but my lasting legacy will be the fact that the site has a function named after my player, which is enough of an honor for me.
This is the part where I'd put my statistical accomplishments, but I'd just be embarrassing myself if I did that
See you guys at the trade deadline
*this claim is not up for debate nor will I give you sources for this.