11-02-2021, 09:56 AM
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Welcome to the Human Offensive Lineman Stats Update which is where all of the stinky bots get thrown to the skip where they belong and only the legitimate human offensive lineman remain.
The stats below are sorted into the combined sims [Season 1 to 31], and the new sim which is from Season 27 onwards.
Sacks Allowed in a Season
Sacks Allowed in a Season [Top 10] Combined Sims
1 – Thaddeus Bullard | Las Vegas Legion | Season 3 | 20 Sacks Allowed
2 – Adam Bennett | Philadelphia Liberty | Season 2 | 17 Sacks Allowed
3 – Sammy Walters | Philadelphia Liberty | Season 3 | 16 Sacks Allowed
4 – Daniel Robicheaux | Colorado Yeti | Season 2 | 13 Sacks Allowed
4 – Bradley MadLad | Orange County Otters | Season 3 | 13 Sacks Allowed
4 – Tim Tebow | Las Vegas Legion | Season 3 | 13 Sacks Allowed
7 – Tim Pest | Arizona Outlaws | Season 1 | 12 Sacks Allowed
7 – Matt James | Yellowknife Wraiths | Season 3 | 12 Sacks Allowed
7 – Gadget Tech | Colorado Yeti | Season 2 | 12 Sacks Allowed
7 – Braden Sharp | San Jose Sabercats | Season 3 | 12 Sacks Allowed
7 – Adam Bennett | Philadelphia Liberty | Season 3 | 12 Sacks Allowed
7 – Dorfus Jimbo Jr. | New Orleans Second Line | Season 23 | 12 Sacks Allowed
7 – Slurms McKenzie | Austin Copperheads | Season 27 | 12 Sacks Allowed
Notes
- This is now the 4th consecutive season which has seen no addition or changes to this list.
- The player with the most sacks allowed this season was Giovanni Bianchi was allowed 6 sacks this season, less then half of the amount required to make this list.
Sacks allowed in a season [Top 20] NEW SIM
1 – Slurms McKenzie | Austin Copperheads | Season 27 | 12 Sacks Allowed
2 – Richard Littlewood | Honolulu Hahalua | Season 29 | 9 Sacks Allowed
3 – Dick Thruster | Colorado Yeti | Season 27 | 8 Sacks Allowed
3 – Marc Hamel | New York Silverbacks | Season 29 | 8 Sacks Allowed
3 – Cleg Manclaw | Chicago Butchers | Season 30 | 8 Sacks Allowed
3 – Dick Thruster | Colorado Yeti | Season 30 | 8 Sacks Allowed
7 – Douglas Quail | Yellowknife Wraiths | Season 27 | 7 Sacks Allowed
7 – Stumpy Jones | Sarasota Sailfish | Season 28 | 7 Sacks Allowed
9 – Marc Hamel | New York Silverbacks | Season 27 | 6 Sacks Allowed
9 – Ne Mo | Orange County Otters | Season 29 | 6 Sacks Allowed
9 – Pope Francis | Honolulu Hahalua | Season 29 | 6 Sacks Allowed
9 – Thad Pennington Jr. | Sarasota Sailfish | Season 30 | 6 Sacks Allowed
9 – Giovanni Bianchi | Sarasota Sailfish | Season 31 | 6 Sacks Allowed
14 – Felix Archstone | Austin Copperheads | Season 27 | 5 Sacks Allowed
14 – Macaroni ‘Mac’ Elephant | Philadelphia Liberty | Season 27 | 5 Sacks Allowed
14 – Richard Littlewood | Honolulu Hahalua | Season 27 | 5 Sacks Allowed
14 – Alexander Franklin | Philadelphia Liberty | Season 27 | 5 Sacks Allowed
14 – Givussafarre Rubbe | Chicago Butchers | Season 28 | 5 Sacks Allowed
14 – Mattress Cadeire | Arizona Outlaws | Season 29 | 5 Sacks Allowed
14 – Keane Lover | Sarasota Sailfish | Season 30 | 5 Sacks Allowed
14 – Emperor de Pengu | Colorado Yeti | Season 31 | 5 Sacks Allowed
Notes
- To qualify for this list, it now requires 5 sacks allowed. This has gone up from 4 the previous seasons. Dropping 4 from this list saw 8 seasons no longer make the top 20.
- There are only 2 seasons from Season 31 that made this list, Giovanni Bianchi who had 6 and Emperor de Pengu who had 5.
Pancakes in a Season
Pancakes in a Season [Top 50] NEW SIM
1 – Jaja Ding Dong | San Jose Sabercats | Season 29 | 140 Pancakes
2 – Alexander Franklin | Philadelphia Liberty | Season 31 | 136 Pancakes
3 – Mo ‘Mamba’ Magic | Chicago Butchers | Season 29 | 133 Pancakes
4 – Alexander Franklin | Philadelphia Liberty | Season 29 | 132 Pancakes
4 – Mo ‘Mamba’ Magic | Chicago Butchers | Season 30 | 132 Pancakes
6 – Bruce Buckley | Yellowknife Wraiths | Season 29 | 130 Pancakes
6 – Calvin Golladay | Arizona Outlaws | Season 29 | 130 Pancakes
6 – Marc Hamel | New York Silverbacks | Season 30 | 130 Pancakes
6 – Alexander Franklin | Philadelphia Liberty | Season 30 | 130 Pancakes
10 – Byron Dolls | Berlin Fire Salamanders | Season 28 | 129 Pancakes
10 – Stumpy Jones | Sarasota Sailfish | Season 30 | 129 Pancakes
12 – Calvin Golladay | Arizona Outlaws | Season 28 | 128 Pancakes
12 – Bruce Buckley | Yellowknife Wraiths | Season 30 | 128 Pancakes
14 – Simon Tremblay | Philadelphia Liberty | Season 27 | 127 Pancakes
15 – Adam Mellott | New Orleans Second Line | Season 30 | 126 Pancakes
16 – Julio Jones | Arizona Outlaws | Season 30 | 124 Pancakes
17 – Adam Mellott | New Orleans Second Line | Season 28 | 122 Pancakes
17 – Greedy Sly | Colorado Yeti | Season 28 | 122 Pancakes
17 – Leeroy Jenkins | Colorado Yeti | Season 29 | 122 Pancakes
17 – Marc Hamel | New York Silverbacks | Season 31 | 122 Pancakes
21 – Mo ‘Mamba’ Magic | Chicago Butchers | Season 28 | 119 Pancakes
22 – Adam Mellott | New Orleans Second Line | Season 27 | 118 Pancakes
22 – Connor Quigley | Austin Copperheads | Season 27 | 118 Pancakes
22 – Julio Jones | Chicago Butchers | Season 28 | 118 Pancakes
22 – Stumpy Jones | Sarasota Sailfish | Season 31 | 118 Pancakes
26 – Bruce Buckley | Yellowknife Wraiths | Season 27 | 117 Pancakes
26 – Future Trunks | Orange County Otters | Season 28 | 117 Pancakes
26 – Pepelegs Johnson | Baltimore Hawks | Season 31 | 117 Pancakes
29 – Jaja Ding Dong | San Jose Sabercats | Season 30 | 116 Pancakes
30 – Jay Cue | Arizona Outlaws | Season 27 | 114 Pancakes
30 – Gluteus Maximus | Austin Copperheads | Season 29 | 114 Pancakes
30 – Cade Williams | New Orleans Second Line | Season 31 | 114 Pancakes
33 – Bruce Buckley | Yellowknife Wraiths | Season 28 | 113 Pancakes
33 – Matt Krause | Berlin Fire Salamanders | Season 29 | 113 Pancakes
33 – Matt Krause | Berlin Fire Salamanders | Season 30 | 113 Pancakes
36 – Emperor de Pengu | Colorado Yeti | Season 31 | 112 Pancakes
36 – Icebox Riposte | Chicago Butchers | Season 31 | 112 Pancakes
38 – Future Trunks | Orange County Otters | Season 27 | 111 Pancakes
38 – Jaja Ding Dong | San Jose Sabercats | Season 28 | 111 Pancakes
38 – Connor Quigley | Austin Copperheads | Season 31 | 111 Pancakes
38 – Ananda Adyan | Berlin Fire Salamanders | Season 31 | 111 Pancakes
42 – Icebox Riposte | Chicago Butchers | Season 30 | 110 Pancakes
43 – Marc Hamel | New York Silverbacks | Season 29 | 108 Pancakes
43 – Connor Quigley | Austin Copperheads | Season 30 | 108 Pancakes
43 – Brent Silva | Arizona Outlaws | Season 31 | 108 Pancakes
46 – Jaja Ding Dong | San Jose Sabercats | Season 31 | 107 Pancakes
46 – Bruce Buckley | Baltimore Hawks | Season 31 | 107 Pancakes
48 – Connor Quigley | Austin Copperheads | Season 28 | 106 Pancakes
48 – Simon Tremblay | Philadelphia Liberty | Season 28 | 106 Pancakes
48 – Stumpy Jones | Sarasota Sailfsih | Season 29 | 106 Pancakes
Notes
- There is now no more ‘Combined Sims’ table for this statistic as the top 40 seasons are all in the New Sim so there is no point putting it up there twice, its just the same thing over and over. Your welcome media graders.
- To qualify for this list, a player now needs at least 106 pancakes, up from 84 last season and 80 the previous one before that. This is one of the largest increases in the history of this media series. It also now means that triple digits are required to qualify for the top 50 pancake seasons of all time.
- There are 12 Seasons from Season 31 that qualified for this list.
Sacks Allowed in a Career
Sacks Allowed in a Career [Top 10] BOTH SIMS
1 – Dick Thruster | Colorado Yeti | Season 23 -> | 38 Sacks Allowed
2 – Adam Bennett | Philadelphia Liberty | Season 2-3 | 29 Sacks Allowed
3 – Dorfus Jimbo Jr. | New Orleans Second Line, Colorado Yeti | Season 23-29 | 28 Sacks Allowed
4 – Bender Rodriguez | Colorado Yeti, Yellowknife Wraiths | Season 1-3 | 27 Sacks Allowed
4 – Vincent Sharpei Jr. | Baltimore Hawks, San Jose Sabercats | Season 1-3 | 27 Sacks Allowed
4 – Richard Littlewood | Honolulu Hahalua | Season 26-> | 27 Sacks Allowed
7 – Samuel Bakhtiari | Arizona Outlaws, Sarasota Sailfish, Austin Copperheads | Season 20-25 | 26 Sacks Allowed
8 – Slurms McKenzie | Austin Copperheads | Season 26 -> | 25 Sacks Allowed
8 – Tim Tebow | San Jose Sabercats, Las Vegas Legion | Season 1-4 | 25 Sacks Allowed
10 – Alex Thomas | Arizona Outlaws | Season 1-4 | 23 Sacks Allowed
Notes
- Dick Thruster remains at the top of the list, after picking up a further 3 sacks in Season 31.
- The next active human offensive lineman just off this list are Calvin Golloday [20 Sacks Allowed], Clay Stallworth [20 Sacks Allowed], Thad Pennington Jr. [16 Sacks Allowed] and Marc Hamel [22 Sacks Allowed].
Sacks Allowed in a Career [Top 30] New Sim
1 – Dick Thruster | Colorado Yeti | Season 27-> | 25 Sacks Allowed
2 – Marc Hamel | New York Silverbacks | Season 27-> | 20 Sacks Allowed
2 – Richard Littlewood | Honolulu Hahalua | Season 27-> | 20 Sacks Allowed
4 – Slurms McKenzie | Austin Copperheads | Season 27-> | 19 Sacks Allowed
5 – Macaroni ‘Mac’ Elephant | Philadelphia Liberty | Season 27-> | 12 Sacks Allowed
5 – Thad Pennington Jr. | Sarasota Sailfish | Season 27-> | 12 Sacks Allowed
5 – Cleg Manclaw | Chicago Butchers | Season 30-> | 12 Sacks Allowed
8 – Alexander Franklin | Philadelphia Liberty | Season 27-> | 11 Sacks Allowed
8 – James Gath | Chicago Butchers | Season 28-> | 11 Sacks Allowed
10 – Mattress Cadeire | Arizona Outlaws | Season 27-> | 10 Sacks Allowed
10 – Simon Tremblay | Philadelphia Liberty | Season 27-> | 10 Sacks Allowed
10 – Connor Quigley | Austin Copperheads | Season 27-> | 10 Sacks Allowed
10 – Felix Archstone | Austin Copperheads, Baltimore Hawks | Season 27-> | 10 Sacks Allowed
14 – Stumpy Jones | Sarasota Sailfish | Season 28-> | 9 Sacks Allowed
14 – Givussafarre Rubbe | Chicago Butchers | Season 27-29 | 9 Sacks Allowed
14 – Ne Mo | Orange County Otters | Season 27-> | 9 Sacks Allowed
17 – Jaja Ding Dong | San Jose Sabercats | Season 27-> | 8 Sacks Allowed
17 – Carl Wheezer | Orange County Otters | Season 27-> | 8 Sacks Allowed
17 – Clay Stallworth | Sarasota Sailfish | Season 27-> | 8 Sacks Allowed
17 – Sirdsvaldis Miglaskems | Honolulu Hahalua | Season 29-> | 8 Sacks Allowed
17 - Harley Fank | New York Silverbacks | Season 29-> | 8 Sacks Allowed
17 - Emperor de Pengu | Colorado Yeti | Season 30-> | 8 Sacks Allowed
23 – Byron Dolls | Berlin Fire Salamanders | Season 27-> | 7 Sacks Allowed
23 – Ananda Adyan | Berlin Fire Salamanders | Season 27-> | 7 Sacks Allowed
23 – Quentin Button | Colorado Yeti | Season 29 -> | 7 Sacks Allowed
23 - Leeroy Jenkins | Colorado Yeti | Season 29-> | 7 Sacks Allowed
27 – Pope Francis | Honolulu Hahalua | Season 29-> | 6 Sacks Allowed
27 – Marlon Alexander | New York Silverbacks | Season 27-> | 6 Sacks Allowed
27 – Mo ‘Mamba’ Magic | Colorado Yeti, Chicago Butchers | Season 27-> | 6 Sacks Allowed
27 – Moe Skeeter | Austin Copperheads | Season 29-> | 6 Sacks Allowed
27 – Calvin Golladay | Arizona Outlaws | Season 27-> | 6 Sacks Allowed
27 – Brent Silva | Arizona Outlaws | Season 28-> | 6 Sacks Allowed
27 - Calvin Golloday | Arizona Outlaws, New Orleans Second Line | Season 27-> | 6 Sacks Allowed
27 - Giovanni Bianchi | Sarasota Sailfish | Season 31-> | 6 Sacks Allowed
Notes
- Dick Thruster's lead increases in this category as it did in the combined sims category
- The qualification for this table has risen from 5 sacks allowed to 6.
- Added to this list includes Giovanni Bianchi, Calvin Golloday, Leeroy Jenkings, Emperor de Pengu and Harley Fank. Several players have been removed as well.
Pancakes in a Career
Pancakes in a Career [Top 20] – BOTH SIMS
1 – Bruce Buckley | Arizona Outlaws, Yellowknife Wraiths, Baltimore Hawks | Season 22-> | 996 Pancakes
2 – Byron Dolls | Baltimore Hawks, Berlin Fire Salamanders | Season 22-> | 825 Pancakes
3 – Calvin Golladay | Arizona Outlaws | Season 22-> | 778 Pancakes
4 – Givusafarre Rubbe | New Orleans Second Line, Chicago Butchers | Season 19->29 | 747 Pancakes
5 – Mo ‘Mamba’ Magic | Colorado Yeti, Chicago Butchers | Season 24->30 | 717 Pancakes
6 – Simon Tremblay | Philadelphia Liberty | Season 23->30 | 708 Pancakes
7 – Julio Jones | Arizona Outlaws, Chicago Butchers | Season 24-> | 669 Pancakes
8 – Adam Mellott | New Orleans Second Line | Season 26-> | 618 Pancakes
9 – Marc Hamel | New York Silverbacks | Season 26-> | 599 Pancakes
10 – Icebox Riposte | Chicago Butchers | Season 25-> | 593 Pancakes
11 – Connor Quigley | Austin Copperheads | Season 26-> | 584 Pancakes
12 – Dick Thruster | Colorado Yeti | Season 23-> | 539 Pancakes
13 – Alexander Franklin | Philadelphia Liberty | Season 27 -> | 538 Pancakes
14 – Jaja Ding Dong | San Jose Sabercats | Season 28-> | 519 Pancakes
15 – Thad Pennington Jr. | Sarasota Sailfish | Season 25-> | 477 Pancakes
16 – Ne Mo | Orange County Otters | Season 25->30 | 463 Pancakes
17 - Ananda Adyan | Berlin Fire Salamanders | Season 26-> | 432 Pancakes
18 – Dorfus Jimbo Jr. | New Orleans Second Line, Colorado Yeti | Season 23-29 | 430 Pancakes
19 - Stumpy Jones | Sarasota Sailfish | Season 28-> | 423 Pancakes
20 – Felix Archstone | Baltimore Hawks, Austin Copperheads | Season 26-> | 422 Pancakes
Notes
- Some movement around the top with Byron Dolls and Calvin Golloday overtaking Rubbe.
- The qualification mark for this list has risen from 373 pancakes last season to 422 pancakes now. It will continually rise as more and more Offensive Lineman join and leave.
- Edmond Beaver-Dantes and Douglas Quail have dropped out of the list with the inclusion of Ananda Adyan and Stumpy Jones.
Pancakes in a Career [Top 30] NEW SIM
1 – Bruce Buckley | Yellowknife Wraiths, Baltimore Hawks | Season 27-> | 595 Pancakes
2 – Adam Mellott | New Orleans Second Line | Season 27-> | 546 Pancakes
3 – Alexander Franklin | Philadelphia Liberty | Season 27-> | 538 Pancakes
4 – Marc Hamel | New York Silverbacks | Season 27-> | 529 Pancakes
5 – Jaja Ding Dong | San Jose Sabercats | Season 27-> | 519 Pancakes
6 – Connor Quigley | Austin Copperheads | Season 27-> | 511 Pancakes
7 – Mo ‘Mamba’ Magic | Colorado Yeti, Chicago Butchers | Season 27->30 | 487 Pancakes
7 – Julio Jones | Chicago Butchers, Arizona Outlaws | Season 27-> | 487 Pancakes
9 – Calvin Golladay | Arizona Outlaws, New Orleans Second Line | Season 27-> | 463 Pancakes
10 – Byron Dolls | Berlin Fire Salamanders | Season 27-> | 455 Pancakes
11 – Icebox Riposte | Chicago Butchers | Season 27-> | 430 Pancakes
12 – Stumpy Jones | Sarasota Sailfish | Season 28-> | 423 Pancakes
13 – Simon Tremblay | Philadelphia Liberty | Season 27->30 | 390 Pancakes
14 – Ananda Adyan | Berlin Fire Salamanders | Season 27-> | 383 Pancakes
15 – Thad Pennington Jr. | Sarasota Sailfish | Season 27-> | 370 Pancakes
16 – Brent Silva | Arizona Outlaws | Season 28-> | 369 Pancakes
17 – Felix Archstone | Baltimore Hawks, Austin Copperheads | Season 27-> | 340 Pancakes
18 – Marlon Alexander | New York Silverbacks | Season 27 -> | 331 Pancakes
19 – Ne Mo | Orange County Otters | Season 27->30 | 320 Pancakes
20 – Future Trunks | Orange County Otters | Season 27->30 | 311 Pancakes
21 – Matt Krause | Berlin Fire Salamanders | Season 28-> | 294 Pancakes
22 – Dick Thruster | Colorado Yeti | Season 27-> | 286 Pancakes
23 – Leeroy Jenkins | Colorado Yeti | Season 28-> | 281 Pancakes
24 - Gluteus Maximus | Austin Copperheads | Season 29-> | 270 Pancakes
25 – Richard Littlewood | Honolulu Hahalua | Season 27-> | 259 Pancakes
26 - Cade Williams | New Orleans Second Line | Season 29-> | 254 Pancakes
27 - Maiteers Rico-Shea | Orange County Otters | Season 29-> | 249 Pancakes
28 - Donald McBobby | Arizona Outlaws | Season 28-> | 247 Pancakes
29 – Slurms McKenzie | Austin Copperheads | Season 27-> | 245 Pancakes
30 – Dorfus Jimbo Jr. | New Orleans Second Line, Colorado Yeti | Season 27-29 | 224 Pancakes
Notes
- Bruce Buckley retains the lead in this category, increasing his lead from 1 pancake to almost 50. As he approaches the end of his career, will he hold it? Its doubtful but we'll find out in due time.
- To make this list, players now need 224 pancakes, up from 206 the previous season.
- Gluteus Maximus, Cade Williams, Maiteers Rico-Shea and Donald McBobby have now made the list. To accomodate them we have lost Greedy Sly, Macaroni Elephant, Mattress Cadeire and Taylor Cooper.
Current Human Lineman Statistics:
Byron Dolls:
Old Sim Stats: 370 Pancakes, 6 Sacks Allowed
New Sim Stats: 455 Pancakes, 7 Sacks Allowed
Combined Sim Stats: 825 Pancakes, 13 Sacks Allowed
Bruce Buckley:
Old Sim Stats: 401 Pancakes, 2 Sacks Allowed
New Sim Stats: 595 Pancakes, 5 Sacks Allowed
Combined Sim Stats: 996 Pancakes, 7 Sacks Allowed
Calvin Golladay:
Old Sim Stats: 315 Pancakes, 14 Sacks Allowed
New Sim Stats: 463 Pancakes, 6 Sacks Allowed
Combined Sim Stats: 778 Pancakes, 20 Sacks Allowed
Dick Thruster:
Old Sim Stats: 253 Pancakes, 13 Sacks Allowed
New Sim Stats: 286 Pancakes, 25 Sacks Allowed
Combined Sim Stats: 539 Pancakes, 38 Sacks Allowed
Julio Jones:
Old Sim Stats: 182 Pancakes, 6 Sacks Allowed
New Sim Stats: 487 Pancakes, 0 Sacks Allowed
Combined Sim Stats: 669 Pancakes, 6 Sacks Allowed
Icebox Riposte:
Old Sim Stats: 163 Pancakes, 3 Sacks Allowed
New Sim Stats: 430 Pancakes, 2 Sacks Allowed
Combined Sim Stats: 593 Pancakes, 5 Sacks Allowed
Clay Stallworth:
Old Sim Stats: 140 Pancakes, 12 Sacks Allowed
New Sim Stats: 220 Pancakes, 8 Sacks Allowed
Combined Sim Stats: 360 Pancakes, 20 Sacks Allowed
Thad Pennington Jr.:
Old Sim Stats: 107 Pancakes, 4 Sacks Allowed
New Sim Stats: 370 Pancakes, 12 Sacks Allowed
Combined Sim Stats: 477 Pancakes, 16 Sacks Allowed
Felix Archstone:
Old Sim Stats: 82 Pancakes, 0 Sacks Allowed
New Sim Stats: 340 Pancakes, 10 Sacks Allowed
Combined Sim Stats: 422 Pancakes, 10 Sacks Allowed
Slurms McKenzie:
Old Sim Stats: 77 Pancakes, 6 Sacks Allowed
New Sim Stats: 245 Pancakes, 19 Sacks Allowed
Combined Sim Stats: 322 Pancakes, 25 Sacks Allowed
Connor Quigley:
Old Sim Stats: 73 Pancakes, 1 Sack Allowed
New Sim Stats: 511 Pancakes, 10 Sacks Allowed
Combined Sim Stats: 584 Pancakes, 11 Sacks Allowed
Adam Mellott:
Old Sim Stats: 72 Pancakes 4 Sacks Allowed
New Sim Stats: 546 Pancakes, 0 Sacks Allowed
Combined Sim Stats: 618 Pancakes, 4 Sacks Allowed
Marc Hamel:
Old Sim Stats: 70 Pancakes, 1 Sacks Allowed
New Sim Stats: 529 Pancakes, 20 Sacks Allowed
Combined Sim Stats: 599 Pancakes, 22 Sacks Allowed
Ananda Adyan:
Old Sim Stats: 49 Pancakes, 3 Sacks Allowed
New Sim Stats: 383 Pancakes, 7 Sacks Allowed
Combined Sim Stats: 432 Pancakes, 10 Sacks Allowed
Richard Littlewood:
Old Sim Stats: 50 Pancakes, 7 Sacks Allowed
New Sim Stats: 259 Pancakes, 20 Sacks Allowed
Combined Sim Stats: 309 Pancakes, 27 Sacks Allowed
Alexander Franklin:
Old Sim Stats: N/A
New Sim Stats: 538 Pancakes, 11 Sacks Allowed
Combined Sim Stats: 538 Pancakes, 11 Sacks Allowed
Jaja Ding Dong:
Old Sim Stats: N/A
New Sim Stats: 519 Pancakes, 8 Sacks Allowed
Combined Sim Stats: 519 Pancakes, 8 Sacks Allowed
Brent Silva:
Old Sim Stats: N/A
New Sim Stats: 369 Pancakes, 6 Sacks Allowed
Combined Sim Stats: 369 Pancakes, 6 Sacks Allowed
Marlon Alexander:
Old Sim Stats: 58 Pancakes, 6 Sacks Allowed
New Sim Stats: 331 Pancakes, 6 Sacks Allowed
Combined Sim Stats: 389 Pancakes, 12 Sacks Allowed
Stumpy Jones:
Old Sim Stats: N/A
New Sim Stats: 423 Pancakes, 9 Sacks Allowed
Combined Sim Stats: 423 Pancakes, 9 Sacks Allowed
Donald McBobby:
Old Sim Stats: N/A
New Sim Stats: 247 Pancakes, 4 Sacks Allowed
Combined Sim Stats: 247 Pancakes, 4 Sacks Allowed
James Gath:
Old Sim Stats: N/A
New Sim Stats: 207 Pancakes, 11 Sacks Allowed
Combined Sim Stats: 207 Pancakes, 11 Sacks Allowed
Leeroy Jenkins:
Old Sim Stats: N/A
New Sim Stats: 281 Pancakes, 7 Sack Allowed
Combined Sim Stats: 281 Pancakes, 7 Sack Allowed
Gluteus Maximus:
Old Sim Stats: N/A
New Sim Stats: 270 Pancakes, 2 Sack Allowed
Combined Sim Stats: 270 Pancakes, 2 Sack Allowed
Matt Krause:
Old Sim Stats: N/A
New Sim Stats: 294 Pancakes, 3 Sacks Allowed
Combined Sim Stats: 294 Pancakes, 3 Sacks Allowed
Harley Fank:
Old Sim Stats: N/A
New Sim Stats: 217 Pancakes, 8 Sacks Allowed
Combined Sim Stats: 217 Pancakes, 8 Sacks Allowed
Maiteers Rico-Shea:
Old Sim Stats: N/A
New Sim Stats: 249 Pancakes, 4 Sacks Allowed
Combined Sim Stats: 249 Pancakes, 4 Sacks Allowed
Lebron James III:
Old Sim Stats: N/A
New Sim Stats: 197 Pancakes, 4 Sacks Allowed
Combined Sim Stats: 197 Pancakes, 4 Sacks Allowed
Bob Bob:
Old Sim Stats: N/A
New Sim Stats: 208 Pancakes, 3 Sacks Allowed
Combined Sim Stats: 208 Pancakes, 3 Sacks Allowed
Manhattan Project:
Old Sim Stats: N/A
New Sim Stats: 222 Pancakes, 3 Sacks Allowed
Combined Sim Stats: 222 Pancakes, 3 Sacks Allowed
Quentin Button:
Old Sim Stats: N/A
New Sim Stats: 188 Pancakes, 7 Sacks Allowed
Combined Sim Stats: 188 Pancakes, 7 Sacks Allowed
Moe Skeeter:
Old Sim Stats: N/A
New Sim Stats: 186 Pancakes, 6 Sacks Allowed
Combined Sim Stats: 186 Pancakes, 6 Sacks Allowed
Cade Williams:
Old Sim Stats: N/A
New Sim Stats: 254 Pancakes, 3 Sack Allowed
Combined Sim Stats: 254 Pancakes, 3 Sack Allowed
Sirdsvaldis Miglaskems:
Old Sim Stats: N/A
New Sim Stats: 165 Pancakes, 8 Sacks Allowed
Combined Sim Stats: 165 Pancakes, 8 Sacks Allowed
Bernie Sanders:
Old Sim Stats: N/A
New Sim Stats: 150 Pancakes, 5 Sacks Allowed
Combined Sim Stats: 150 Pancakes, 5 Sacks Allowed
Bob Roberts:
Old Sim Stats: N/A
New Sim Stats: 147 Pancakes, 0 Sacks Allowed
Combined Sim Stats: 147 Pancakes, 0 Sacks Allowed
Cheese Farley:
Old Sim Stats: N/A
New Sim Stats: 157 Pancakes, 1 Sacks Allowed
Combined Sim Stats: 157 Pancakes, 1 Sacks Allowed
Emperor de Pengu:
Old Sim Stats: N/A
New Sim Stats: 174 Pancakes, 8 Sacks Allowed
Combined Sim Stats: 174 Pancakes, 8 Sacks Allowed
Keane Lover:
Old Sim Stats: N/A
New Sim Stats: 138 Pancakes, 5 Sacks Allowed
Combined Sim Stats: 138 Pancakes, 5 Sacks Allowed
Bobby Tarantino:
Old Sim Stats: N/A
New Sim Stats: 78 Pancakes, 3 Sacks Allowed
Combined Sim Stats: 78 Pancakes, 3 Sacks Allowed
Cleg Manclaw:
Old Sim Stats: N/A
New Sim Stats: 115 Pancakes, 12 Sacks Allowed
Combined Sim Stats: 115 Pancakes, 12 Sacks Allowed
Rudy Gray:
Old Sim Stats: N/A
New Sim Stats: 126 Pancakes, 5 Sacks Allowed
Combined Sim Stats: 126 Pancakes, 5 Sacks Allowed
Trevor Passman:
Old Sim Stats: N/A
New Sim Stats: 69 Pancakes, 0 Sacks Allowed
Combined Sim Stats: 69 Pancakes, 0 Sacks Allowed
Pepelegs Johnson:
Old Sim Stats: N/A
New Sim Stats: 117 Pancakes, 0 Sacks Allowed
Combined Sim Stats: 117 Pancakes, 0 Sacks Allowed
Clark Boyd:
Old Sim Stats: N/A
New Sim Stats: 77 Pancakes, 3 Sacks Allowed
Combined Sim Stats: 77 Pancakes, 3 Sacks Allowed
Timmy Dimbi:
Old Sim Stats: N/A
New Sim Stats: 64 Pancakes, 3 Sacks Allowed
Combined Sim Stats: 64 Pancakes, 3 Sacks Allowed
Ray the Manta Ray:
Old Sim Stats: N/A
New Sim Stats: 54 Pancakes, 4 Sacks Allowed
Combined Sim Stats: 54 Pancakes, 4 Sacks Allowed
Ben Slothlisberger:
Old Sim Stats: N/A
New Sim Stats: 64 Pancakes, 1 Sack Allowed
Combined Sim Stats: 64 Pancakes, 1 Sack Allowed
Joey Marston:
Old Sim Stats: N/A
New Sim Stats: 59 Pancakes, 1 Sack Allowed
Combined Sim Stats: 59 Pancakes, 1 Sack Allowed
James Hoffman:
Old Sim Stats: N/A
New Sim Stats: 59 Pancakes, 2 Sacks Allowed
Combined Sim Stats: 59 Pancakes, 2 Sacks Allowed
Chevvy Bronko:
Old Sim Stats: N/A
New Sim Stats: 49 Pancakes, 2 Sacks Allowed
Combined Sim Stats: 49 Pancakes, 2 Sacks Allowed
Giovanni Bianchi:
Old Sim Stats: N/A
New Sim Stats: 60 Pancakes, 6 Sacks Allowed
Combined Sim Stats: 60 Pancakes, 6 Sacks Allowed
Monterey Jack:
Old Sim Stats: N/A
New Sim Stats: 56 Pancakes, 1 Sack Allowed
Combined Sim Stats: 56 Pancakes, 1 Sack Allowed
The stats below are sorted into the combined sims [Season 1 to 31], and the new sim which is from Season 27 onwards.
Sacks Allowed in a Season
Sacks Allowed in a Season [Top 10] Combined Sims
1 – Thaddeus Bullard | Las Vegas Legion | Season 3 | 20 Sacks Allowed
2 – Adam Bennett | Philadelphia Liberty | Season 2 | 17 Sacks Allowed
3 – Sammy Walters | Philadelphia Liberty | Season 3 | 16 Sacks Allowed
4 – Daniel Robicheaux | Colorado Yeti | Season 2 | 13 Sacks Allowed
4 – Bradley MadLad | Orange County Otters | Season 3 | 13 Sacks Allowed
4 – Tim Tebow | Las Vegas Legion | Season 3 | 13 Sacks Allowed
7 – Tim Pest | Arizona Outlaws | Season 1 | 12 Sacks Allowed
7 – Matt James | Yellowknife Wraiths | Season 3 | 12 Sacks Allowed
7 – Gadget Tech | Colorado Yeti | Season 2 | 12 Sacks Allowed
7 – Braden Sharp | San Jose Sabercats | Season 3 | 12 Sacks Allowed
7 – Adam Bennett | Philadelphia Liberty | Season 3 | 12 Sacks Allowed
7 – Dorfus Jimbo Jr. | New Orleans Second Line | Season 23 | 12 Sacks Allowed
7 – Slurms McKenzie | Austin Copperheads | Season 27 | 12 Sacks Allowed
Notes
- This is now the 4th consecutive season which has seen no addition or changes to this list.
- The player with the most sacks allowed this season was Giovanni Bianchi was allowed 6 sacks this season, less then half of the amount required to make this list.
Sacks allowed in a season [Top 20] NEW SIM
1 – Slurms McKenzie | Austin Copperheads | Season 27 | 12 Sacks Allowed
2 – Richard Littlewood | Honolulu Hahalua | Season 29 | 9 Sacks Allowed
3 – Dick Thruster | Colorado Yeti | Season 27 | 8 Sacks Allowed
3 – Marc Hamel | New York Silverbacks | Season 29 | 8 Sacks Allowed
3 – Cleg Manclaw | Chicago Butchers | Season 30 | 8 Sacks Allowed
3 – Dick Thruster | Colorado Yeti | Season 30 | 8 Sacks Allowed
7 – Douglas Quail | Yellowknife Wraiths | Season 27 | 7 Sacks Allowed
7 – Stumpy Jones | Sarasota Sailfish | Season 28 | 7 Sacks Allowed
9 – Marc Hamel | New York Silverbacks | Season 27 | 6 Sacks Allowed
9 – Ne Mo | Orange County Otters | Season 29 | 6 Sacks Allowed
9 – Pope Francis | Honolulu Hahalua | Season 29 | 6 Sacks Allowed
9 – Thad Pennington Jr. | Sarasota Sailfish | Season 30 | 6 Sacks Allowed
9 – Giovanni Bianchi | Sarasota Sailfish | Season 31 | 6 Sacks Allowed
14 – Felix Archstone | Austin Copperheads | Season 27 | 5 Sacks Allowed
14 – Macaroni ‘Mac’ Elephant | Philadelphia Liberty | Season 27 | 5 Sacks Allowed
14 – Richard Littlewood | Honolulu Hahalua | Season 27 | 5 Sacks Allowed
14 – Alexander Franklin | Philadelphia Liberty | Season 27 | 5 Sacks Allowed
14 – Givussafarre Rubbe | Chicago Butchers | Season 28 | 5 Sacks Allowed
14 – Mattress Cadeire | Arizona Outlaws | Season 29 | 5 Sacks Allowed
14 – Keane Lover | Sarasota Sailfish | Season 30 | 5 Sacks Allowed
14 – Emperor de Pengu | Colorado Yeti | Season 31 | 5 Sacks Allowed
Notes
- To qualify for this list, it now requires 5 sacks allowed. This has gone up from 4 the previous seasons. Dropping 4 from this list saw 8 seasons no longer make the top 20.
- There are only 2 seasons from Season 31 that made this list, Giovanni Bianchi who had 6 and Emperor de Pengu who had 5.
Pancakes in a Season
Pancakes in a Season [Top 50] NEW SIM
1 – Jaja Ding Dong | San Jose Sabercats | Season 29 | 140 Pancakes
2 – Alexander Franklin | Philadelphia Liberty | Season 31 | 136 Pancakes
3 – Mo ‘Mamba’ Magic | Chicago Butchers | Season 29 | 133 Pancakes
4 – Alexander Franklin | Philadelphia Liberty | Season 29 | 132 Pancakes
4 – Mo ‘Mamba’ Magic | Chicago Butchers | Season 30 | 132 Pancakes
6 – Bruce Buckley | Yellowknife Wraiths | Season 29 | 130 Pancakes
6 – Calvin Golladay | Arizona Outlaws | Season 29 | 130 Pancakes
6 – Marc Hamel | New York Silverbacks | Season 30 | 130 Pancakes
6 – Alexander Franklin | Philadelphia Liberty | Season 30 | 130 Pancakes
10 – Byron Dolls | Berlin Fire Salamanders | Season 28 | 129 Pancakes
10 – Stumpy Jones | Sarasota Sailfish | Season 30 | 129 Pancakes
12 – Calvin Golladay | Arizona Outlaws | Season 28 | 128 Pancakes
12 – Bruce Buckley | Yellowknife Wraiths | Season 30 | 128 Pancakes
14 – Simon Tremblay | Philadelphia Liberty | Season 27 | 127 Pancakes
15 – Adam Mellott | New Orleans Second Line | Season 30 | 126 Pancakes
16 – Julio Jones | Arizona Outlaws | Season 30 | 124 Pancakes
17 – Adam Mellott | New Orleans Second Line | Season 28 | 122 Pancakes
17 – Greedy Sly | Colorado Yeti | Season 28 | 122 Pancakes
17 – Leeroy Jenkins | Colorado Yeti | Season 29 | 122 Pancakes
17 – Marc Hamel | New York Silverbacks | Season 31 | 122 Pancakes
21 – Mo ‘Mamba’ Magic | Chicago Butchers | Season 28 | 119 Pancakes
22 – Adam Mellott | New Orleans Second Line | Season 27 | 118 Pancakes
22 – Connor Quigley | Austin Copperheads | Season 27 | 118 Pancakes
22 – Julio Jones | Chicago Butchers | Season 28 | 118 Pancakes
22 – Stumpy Jones | Sarasota Sailfish | Season 31 | 118 Pancakes
26 – Bruce Buckley | Yellowknife Wraiths | Season 27 | 117 Pancakes
26 – Future Trunks | Orange County Otters | Season 28 | 117 Pancakes
26 – Pepelegs Johnson | Baltimore Hawks | Season 31 | 117 Pancakes
29 – Jaja Ding Dong | San Jose Sabercats | Season 30 | 116 Pancakes
30 – Jay Cue | Arizona Outlaws | Season 27 | 114 Pancakes
30 – Gluteus Maximus | Austin Copperheads | Season 29 | 114 Pancakes
30 – Cade Williams | New Orleans Second Line | Season 31 | 114 Pancakes
33 – Bruce Buckley | Yellowknife Wraiths | Season 28 | 113 Pancakes
33 – Matt Krause | Berlin Fire Salamanders | Season 29 | 113 Pancakes
33 – Matt Krause | Berlin Fire Salamanders | Season 30 | 113 Pancakes
36 – Emperor de Pengu | Colorado Yeti | Season 31 | 112 Pancakes
36 – Icebox Riposte | Chicago Butchers | Season 31 | 112 Pancakes
38 – Future Trunks | Orange County Otters | Season 27 | 111 Pancakes
38 – Jaja Ding Dong | San Jose Sabercats | Season 28 | 111 Pancakes
38 – Connor Quigley | Austin Copperheads | Season 31 | 111 Pancakes
38 – Ananda Adyan | Berlin Fire Salamanders | Season 31 | 111 Pancakes
42 – Icebox Riposte | Chicago Butchers | Season 30 | 110 Pancakes
43 – Marc Hamel | New York Silverbacks | Season 29 | 108 Pancakes
43 – Connor Quigley | Austin Copperheads | Season 30 | 108 Pancakes
43 – Brent Silva | Arizona Outlaws | Season 31 | 108 Pancakes
46 – Jaja Ding Dong | San Jose Sabercats | Season 31 | 107 Pancakes
46 – Bruce Buckley | Baltimore Hawks | Season 31 | 107 Pancakes
48 – Connor Quigley | Austin Copperheads | Season 28 | 106 Pancakes
48 – Simon Tremblay | Philadelphia Liberty | Season 28 | 106 Pancakes
48 – Stumpy Jones | Sarasota Sailfsih | Season 29 | 106 Pancakes
Notes
- There is now no more ‘Combined Sims’ table for this statistic as the top 40 seasons are all in the New Sim so there is no point putting it up there twice, its just the same thing over and over. Your welcome media graders.
- To qualify for this list, a player now needs at least 106 pancakes, up from 84 last season and 80 the previous one before that. This is one of the largest increases in the history of this media series. It also now means that triple digits are required to qualify for the top 50 pancake seasons of all time.
- There are 12 Seasons from Season 31 that qualified for this list.
Sacks Allowed in a Career
Sacks Allowed in a Career [Top 10] BOTH SIMS
1 – Dick Thruster | Colorado Yeti | Season 23 -> | 38 Sacks Allowed
2 – Adam Bennett | Philadelphia Liberty | Season 2-3 | 29 Sacks Allowed
3 – Dorfus Jimbo Jr. | New Orleans Second Line, Colorado Yeti | Season 23-29 | 28 Sacks Allowed
4 – Bender Rodriguez | Colorado Yeti, Yellowknife Wraiths | Season 1-3 | 27 Sacks Allowed
4 – Vincent Sharpei Jr. | Baltimore Hawks, San Jose Sabercats | Season 1-3 | 27 Sacks Allowed
4 – Richard Littlewood | Honolulu Hahalua | Season 26-> | 27 Sacks Allowed
7 – Samuel Bakhtiari | Arizona Outlaws, Sarasota Sailfish, Austin Copperheads | Season 20-25 | 26 Sacks Allowed
8 – Slurms McKenzie | Austin Copperheads | Season 26 -> | 25 Sacks Allowed
8 – Tim Tebow | San Jose Sabercats, Las Vegas Legion | Season 1-4 | 25 Sacks Allowed
10 – Alex Thomas | Arizona Outlaws | Season 1-4 | 23 Sacks Allowed
Notes
- Dick Thruster remains at the top of the list, after picking up a further 3 sacks in Season 31.
- The next active human offensive lineman just off this list are Calvin Golloday [20 Sacks Allowed], Clay Stallworth [20 Sacks Allowed], Thad Pennington Jr. [16 Sacks Allowed] and Marc Hamel [22 Sacks Allowed].
Sacks Allowed in a Career [Top 30] New Sim
1 – Dick Thruster | Colorado Yeti | Season 27-> | 25 Sacks Allowed
2 – Marc Hamel | New York Silverbacks | Season 27-> | 20 Sacks Allowed
2 – Richard Littlewood | Honolulu Hahalua | Season 27-> | 20 Sacks Allowed
4 – Slurms McKenzie | Austin Copperheads | Season 27-> | 19 Sacks Allowed
5 – Macaroni ‘Mac’ Elephant | Philadelphia Liberty | Season 27-> | 12 Sacks Allowed
5 – Thad Pennington Jr. | Sarasota Sailfish | Season 27-> | 12 Sacks Allowed
5 – Cleg Manclaw | Chicago Butchers | Season 30-> | 12 Sacks Allowed
8 – Alexander Franklin | Philadelphia Liberty | Season 27-> | 11 Sacks Allowed
8 – James Gath | Chicago Butchers | Season 28-> | 11 Sacks Allowed
10 – Mattress Cadeire | Arizona Outlaws | Season 27-> | 10 Sacks Allowed
10 – Simon Tremblay | Philadelphia Liberty | Season 27-> | 10 Sacks Allowed
10 – Connor Quigley | Austin Copperheads | Season 27-> | 10 Sacks Allowed
10 – Felix Archstone | Austin Copperheads, Baltimore Hawks | Season 27-> | 10 Sacks Allowed
14 – Stumpy Jones | Sarasota Sailfish | Season 28-> | 9 Sacks Allowed
14 – Givussafarre Rubbe | Chicago Butchers | Season 27-29 | 9 Sacks Allowed
14 – Ne Mo | Orange County Otters | Season 27-> | 9 Sacks Allowed
17 – Jaja Ding Dong | San Jose Sabercats | Season 27-> | 8 Sacks Allowed
17 – Carl Wheezer | Orange County Otters | Season 27-> | 8 Sacks Allowed
17 – Clay Stallworth | Sarasota Sailfish | Season 27-> | 8 Sacks Allowed
17 – Sirdsvaldis Miglaskems | Honolulu Hahalua | Season 29-> | 8 Sacks Allowed
17 - Harley Fank | New York Silverbacks | Season 29-> | 8 Sacks Allowed
17 - Emperor de Pengu | Colorado Yeti | Season 30-> | 8 Sacks Allowed
23 – Byron Dolls | Berlin Fire Salamanders | Season 27-> | 7 Sacks Allowed
23 – Ananda Adyan | Berlin Fire Salamanders | Season 27-> | 7 Sacks Allowed
23 – Quentin Button | Colorado Yeti | Season 29 -> | 7 Sacks Allowed
23 - Leeroy Jenkins | Colorado Yeti | Season 29-> | 7 Sacks Allowed
27 – Pope Francis | Honolulu Hahalua | Season 29-> | 6 Sacks Allowed
27 – Marlon Alexander | New York Silverbacks | Season 27-> | 6 Sacks Allowed
27 – Mo ‘Mamba’ Magic | Colorado Yeti, Chicago Butchers | Season 27-> | 6 Sacks Allowed
27 – Moe Skeeter | Austin Copperheads | Season 29-> | 6 Sacks Allowed
27 – Calvin Golladay | Arizona Outlaws | Season 27-> | 6 Sacks Allowed
27 – Brent Silva | Arizona Outlaws | Season 28-> | 6 Sacks Allowed
27 - Calvin Golloday | Arizona Outlaws, New Orleans Second Line | Season 27-> | 6 Sacks Allowed
27 - Giovanni Bianchi | Sarasota Sailfish | Season 31-> | 6 Sacks Allowed
Notes
- Dick Thruster's lead increases in this category as it did in the combined sims category
- The qualification for this table has risen from 5 sacks allowed to 6.
- Added to this list includes Giovanni Bianchi, Calvin Golloday, Leeroy Jenkings, Emperor de Pengu and Harley Fank. Several players have been removed as well.
Pancakes in a Career
Pancakes in a Career [Top 20] – BOTH SIMS
1 – Bruce Buckley | Arizona Outlaws, Yellowknife Wraiths, Baltimore Hawks | Season 22-> | 996 Pancakes
2 – Byron Dolls | Baltimore Hawks, Berlin Fire Salamanders | Season 22-> | 825 Pancakes
3 – Calvin Golladay | Arizona Outlaws | Season 22-> | 778 Pancakes
4 – Givusafarre Rubbe | New Orleans Second Line, Chicago Butchers | Season 19->29 | 747 Pancakes
5 – Mo ‘Mamba’ Magic | Colorado Yeti, Chicago Butchers | Season 24->30 | 717 Pancakes
6 – Simon Tremblay | Philadelphia Liberty | Season 23->30 | 708 Pancakes
7 – Julio Jones | Arizona Outlaws, Chicago Butchers | Season 24-> | 669 Pancakes
8 – Adam Mellott | New Orleans Second Line | Season 26-> | 618 Pancakes
9 – Marc Hamel | New York Silverbacks | Season 26-> | 599 Pancakes
10 – Icebox Riposte | Chicago Butchers | Season 25-> | 593 Pancakes
11 – Connor Quigley | Austin Copperheads | Season 26-> | 584 Pancakes
12 – Dick Thruster | Colorado Yeti | Season 23-> | 539 Pancakes
13 – Alexander Franklin | Philadelphia Liberty | Season 27 -> | 538 Pancakes
14 – Jaja Ding Dong | San Jose Sabercats | Season 28-> | 519 Pancakes
15 – Thad Pennington Jr. | Sarasota Sailfish | Season 25-> | 477 Pancakes
16 – Ne Mo | Orange County Otters | Season 25->30 | 463 Pancakes
17 - Ananda Adyan | Berlin Fire Salamanders | Season 26-> | 432 Pancakes
18 – Dorfus Jimbo Jr. | New Orleans Second Line, Colorado Yeti | Season 23-29 | 430 Pancakes
19 - Stumpy Jones | Sarasota Sailfish | Season 28-> | 423 Pancakes
20 – Felix Archstone | Baltimore Hawks, Austin Copperheads | Season 26-> | 422 Pancakes
Notes
- Some movement around the top with Byron Dolls and Calvin Golloday overtaking Rubbe.
- The qualification mark for this list has risen from 373 pancakes last season to 422 pancakes now. It will continually rise as more and more Offensive Lineman join and leave.
- Edmond Beaver-Dantes and Douglas Quail have dropped out of the list with the inclusion of Ananda Adyan and Stumpy Jones.
Pancakes in a Career [Top 30] NEW SIM
1 – Bruce Buckley | Yellowknife Wraiths, Baltimore Hawks | Season 27-> | 595 Pancakes
2 – Adam Mellott | New Orleans Second Line | Season 27-> | 546 Pancakes
3 – Alexander Franklin | Philadelphia Liberty | Season 27-> | 538 Pancakes
4 – Marc Hamel | New York Silverbacks | Season 27-> | 529 Pancakes
5 – Jaja Ding Dong | San Jose Sabercats | Season 27-> | 519 Pancakes
6 – Connor Quigley | Austin Copperheads | Season 27-> | 511 Pancakes
7 – Mo ‘Mamba’ Magic | Colorado Yeti, Chicago Butchers | Season 27->30 | 487 Pancakes
7 – Julio Jones | Chicago Butchers, Arizona Outlaws | Season 27-> | 487 Pancakes
9 – Calvin Golladay | Arizona Outlaws, New Orleans Second Line | Season 27-> | 463 Pancakes
10 – Byron Dolls | Berlin Fire Salamanders | Season 27-> | 455 Pancakes
11 – Icebox Riposte | Chicago Butchers | Season 27-> | 430 Pancakes
12 – Stumpy Jones | Sarasota Sailfish | Season 28-> | 423 Pancakes
13 – Simon Tremblay | Philadelphia Liberty | Season 27->30 | 390 Pancakes
14 – Ananda Adyan | Berlin Fire Salamanders | Season 27-> | 383 Pancakes
15 – Thad Pennington Jr. | Sarasota Sailfish | Season 27-> | 370 Pancakes
16 – Brent Silva | Arizona Outlaws | Season 28-> | 369 Pancakes
17 – Felix Archstone | Baltimore Hawks, Austin Copperheads | Season 27-> | 340 Pancakes
18 – Marlon Alexander | New York Silverbacks | Season 27 -> | 331 Pancakes
19 – Ne Mo | Orange County Otters | Season 27->30 | 320 Pancakes
20 – Future Trunks | Orange County Otters | Season 27->30 | 311 Pancakes
21 – Matt Krause | Berlin Fire Salamanders | Season 28-> | 294 Pancakes
22 – Dick Thruster | Colorado Yeti | Season 27-> | 286 Pancakes
23 – Leeroy Jenkins | Colorado Yeti | Season 28-> | 281 Pancakes
24 - Gluteus Maximus | Austin Copperheads | Season 29-> | 270 Pancakes
25 – Richard Littlewood | Honolulu Hahalua | Season 27-> | 259 Pancakes
26 - Cade Williams | New Orleans Second Line | Season 29-> | 254 Pancakes
27 - Maiteers Rico-Shea | Orange County Otters | Season 29-> | 249 Pancakes
28 - Donald McBobby | Arizona Outlaws | Season 28-> | 247 Pancakes
29 – Slurms McKenzie | Austin Copperheads | Season 27-> | 245 Pancakes
30 – Dorfus Jimbo Jr. | New Orleans Second Line, Colorado Yeti | Season 27-29 | 224 Pancakes
Notes
- Bruce Buckley retains the lead in this category, increasing his lead from 1 pancake to almost 50. As he approaches the end of his career, will he hold it? Its doubtful but we'll find out in due time.
- To make this list, players now need 224 pancakes, up from 206 the previous season.
- Gluteus Maximus, Cade Williams, Maiteers Rico-Shea and Donald McBobby have now made the list. To accomodate them we have lost Greedy Sly, Macaroni Elephant, Mattress Cadeire and Taylor Cooper.
Current Human Lineman Statistics:
Byron Dolls:
Old Sim Stats: 370 Pancakes, 6 Sacks Allowed
New Sim Stats: 455 Pancakes, 7 Sacks Allowed
Combined Sim Stats: 825 Pancakes, 13 Sacks Allowed
Bruce Buckley:
Old Sim Stats: 401 Pancakes, 2 Sacks Allowed
New Sim Stats: 595 Pancakes, 5 Sacks Allowed
Combined Sim Stats: 996 Pancakes, 7 Sacks Allowed
Calvin Golladay:
Old Sim Stats: 315 Pancakes, 14 Sacks Allowed
New Sim Stats: 463 Pancakes, 6 Sacks Allowed
Combined Sim Stats: 778 Pancakes, 20 Sacks Allowed
Dick Thruster:
Old Sim Stats: 253 Pancakes, 13 Sacks Allowed
New Sim Stats: 286 Pancakes, 25 Sacks Allowed
Combined Sim Stats: 539 Pancakes, 38 Sacks Allowed
Julio Jones:
Old Sim Stats: 182 Pancakes, 6 Sacks Allowed
New Sim Stats: 487 Pancakes, 0 Sacks Allowed
Combined Sim Stats: 669 Pancakes, 6 Sacks Allowed
Icebox Riposte:
Old Sim Stats: 163 Pancakes, 3 Sacks Allowed
New Sim Stats: 430 Pancakes, 2 Sacks Allowed
Combined Sim Stats: 593 Pancakes, 5 Sacks Allowed
Clay Stallworth:
Old Sim Stats: 140 Pancakes, 12 Sacks Allowed
New Sim Stats: 220 Pancakes, 8 Sacks Allowed
Combined Sim Stats: 360 Pancakes, 20 Sacks Allowed
Thad Pennington Jr.:
Old Sim Stats: 107 Pancakes, 4 Sacks Allowed
New Sim Stats: 370 Pancakes, 12 Sacks Allowed
Combined Sim Stats: 477 Pancakes, 16 Sacks Allowed
Felix Archstone:
Old Sim Stats: 82 Pancakes, 0 Sacks Allowed
New Sim Stats: 340 Pancakes, 10 Sacks Allowed
Combined Sim Stats: 422 Pancakes, 10 Sacks Allowed
Slurms McKenzie:
Old Sim Stats: 77 Pancakes, 6 Sacks Allowed
New Sim Stats: 245 Pancakes, 19 Sacks Allowed
Combined Sim Stats: 322 Pancakes, 25 Sacks Allowed
Connor Quigley:
Old Sim Stats: 73 Pancakes, 1 Sack Allowed
New Sim Stats: 511 Pancakes, 10 Sacks Allowed
Combined Sim Stats: 584 Pancakes, 11 Sacks Allowed
Adam Mellott:
Old Sim Stats: 72 Pancakes 4 Sacks Allowed
New Sim Stats: 546 Pancakes, 0 Sacks Allowed
Combined Sim Stats: 618 Pancakes, 4 Sacks Allowed
Marc Hamel:
Old Sim Stats: 70 Pancakes, 1 Sacks Allowed
New Sim Stats: 529 Pancakes, 20 Sacks Allowed
Combined Sim Stats: 599 Pancakes, 22 Sacks Allowed
Ananda Adyan:
Old Sim Stats: 49 Pancakes, 3 Sacks Allowed
New Sim Stats: 383 Pancakes, 7 Sacks Allowed
Combined Sim Stats: 432 Pancakes, 10 Sacks Allowed
Richard Littlewood:
Old Sim Stats: 50 Pancakes, 7 Sacks Allowed
New Sim Stats: 259 Pancakes, 20 Sacks Allowed
Combined Sim Stats: 309 Pancakes, 27 Sacks Allowed
Alexander Franklin:
Old Sim Stats: N/A
New Sim Stats: 538 Pancakes, 11 Sacks Allowed
Combined Sim Stats: 538 Pancakes, 11 Sacks Allowed
Jaja Ding Dong:
Old Sim Stats: N/A
New Sim Stats: 519 Pancakes, 8 Sacks Allowed
Combined Sim Stats: 519 Pancakes, 8 Sacks Allowed
Brent Silva:
Old Sim Stats: N/A
New Sim Stats: 369 Pancakes, 6 Sacks Allowed
Combined Sim Stats: 369 Pancakes, 6 Sacks Allowed
Marlon Alexander:
Old Sim Stats: 58 Pancakes, 6 Sacks Allowed
New Sim Stats: 331 Pancakes, 6 Sacks Allowed
Combined Sim Stats: 389 Pancakes, 12 Sacks Allowed
Stumpy Jones:
Old Sim Stats: N/A
New Sim Stats: 423 Pancakes, 9 Sacks Allowed
Combined Sim Stats: 423 Pancakes, 9 Sacks Allowed
Donald McBobby:
Old Sim Stats: N/A
New Sim Stats: 247 Pancakes, 4 Sacks Allowed
Combined Sim Stats: 247 Pancakes, 4 Sacks Allowed
James Gath:
Old Sim Stats: N/A
New Sim Stats: 207 Pancakes, 11 Sacks Allowed
Combined Sim Stats: 207 Pancakes, 11 Sacks Allowed
Leeroy Jenkins:
Old Sim Stats: N/A
New Sim Stats: 281 Pancakes, 7 Sack Allowed
Combined Sim Stats: 281 Pancakes, 7 Sack Allowed
Gluteus Maximus:
Old Sim Stats: N/A
New Sim Stats: 270 Pancakes, 2 Sack Allowed
Combined Sim Stats: 270 Pancakes, 2 Sack Allowed
Matt Krause:
Old Sim Stats: N/A
New Sim Stats: 294 Pancakes, 3 Sacks Allowed
Combined Sim Stats: 294 Pancakes, 3 Sacks Allowed
Harley Fank:
Old Sim Stats: N/A
New Sim Stats: 217 Pancakes, 8 Sacks Allowed
Combined Sim Stats: 217 Pancakes, 8 Sacks Allowed
Maiteers Rico-Shea:
Old Sim Stats: N/A
New Sim Stats: 249 Pancakes, 4 Sacks Allowed
Combined Sim Stats: 249 Pancakes, 4 Sacks Allowed
Lebron James III:
Old Sim Stats: N/A
New Sim Stats: 197 Pancakes, 4 Sacks Allowed
Combined Sim Stats: 197 Pancakes, 4 Sacks Allowed
Bob Bob:
Old Sim Stats: N/A
New Sim Stats: 208 Pancakes, 3 Sacks Allowed
Combined Sim Stats: 208 Pancakes, 3 Sacks Allowed
Manhattan Project:
Old Sim Stats: N/A
New Sim Stats: 222 Pancakes, 3 Sacks Allowed
Combined Sim Stats: 222 Pancakes, 3 Sacks Allowed
Quentin Button:
Old Sim Stats: N/A
New Sim Stats: 188 Pancakes, 7 Sacks Allowed
Combined Sim Stats: 188 Pancakes, 7 Sacks Allowed
Moe Skeeter:
Old Sim Stats: N/A
New Sim Stats: 186 Pancakes, 6 Sacks Allowed
Combined Sim Stats: 186 Pancakes, 6 Sacks Allowed
Cade Williams:
Old Sim Stats: N/A
New Sim Stats: 254 Pancakes, 3 Sack Allowed
Combined Sim Stats: 254 Pancakes, 3 Sack Allowed
Sirdsvaldis Miglaskems:
Old Sim Stats: N/A
New Sim Stats: 165 Pancakes, 8 Sacks Allowed
Combined Sim Stats: 165 Pancakes, 8 Sacks Allowed
Bernie Sanders:
Old Sim Stats: N/A
New Sim Stats: 150 Pancakes, 5 Sacks Allowed
Combined Sim Stats: 150 Pancakes, 5 Sacks Allowed
Bob Roberts:
Old Sim Stats: N/A
New Sim Stats: 147 Pancakes, 0 Sacks Allowed
Combined Sim Stats: 147 Pancakes, 0 Sacks Allowed
Cheese Farley:
Old Sim Stats: N/A
New Sim Stats: 157 Pancakes, 1 Sacks Allowed
Combined Sim Stats: 157 Pancakes, 1 Sacks Allowed
Emperor de Pengu:
Old Sim Stats: N/A
New Sim Stats: 174 Pancakes, 8 Sacks Allowed
Combined Sim Stats: 174 Pancakes, 8 Sacks Allowed
Keane Lover:
Old Sim Stats: N/A
New Sim Stats: 138 Pancakes, 5 Sacks Allowed
Combined Sim Stats: 138 Pancakes, 5 Sacks Allowed
Bobby Tarantino:
Old Sim Stats: N/A
New Sim Stats: 78 Pancakes, 3 Sacks Allowed
Combined Sim Stats: 78 Pancakes, 3 Sacks Allowed
Cleg Manclaw:
Old Sim Stats: N/A
New Sim Stats: 115 Pancakes, 12 Sacks Allowed
Combined Sim Stats: 115 Pancakes, 12 Sacks Allowed
Rudy Gray:
Old Sim Stats: N/A
New Sim Stats: 126 Pancakes, 5 Sacks Allowed
Combined Sim Stats: 126 Pancakes, 5 Sacks Allowed
Trevor Passman:
Old Sim Stats: N/A
New Sim Stats: 69 Pancakes, 0 Sacks Allowed
Combined Sim Stats: 69 Pancakes, 0 Sacks Allowed
Pepelegs Johnson:
Old Sim Stats: N/A
New Sim Stats: 117 Pancakes, 0 Sacks Allowed
Combined Sim Stats: 117 Pancakes, 0 Sacks Allowed
Clark Boyd:
Old Sim Stats: N/A
New Sim Stats: 77 Pancakes, 3 Sacks Allowed
Combined Sim Stats: 77 Pancakes, 3 Sacks Allowed
Timmy Dimbi:
Old Sim Stats: N/A
New Sim Stats: 64 Pancakes, 3 Sacks Allowed
Combined Sim Stats: 64 Pancakes, 3 Sacks Allowed
Ray the Manta Ray:
Old Sim Stats: N/A
New Sim Stats: 54 Pancakes, 4 Sacks Allowed
Combined Sim Stats: 54 Pancakes, 4 Sacks Allowed
Ben Slothlisberger:
Old Sim Stats: N/A
New Sim Stats: 64 Pancakes, 1 Sack Allowed
Combined Sim Stats: 64 Pancakes, 1 Sack Allowed
Joey Marston:
Old Sim Stats: N/A
New Sim Stats: 59 Pancakes, 1 Sack Allowed
Combined Sim Stats: 59 Pancakes, 1 Sack Allowed
James Hoffman:
Old Sim Stats: N/A
New Sim Stats: 59 Pancakes, 2 Sacks Allowed
Combined Sim Stats: 59 Pancakes, 2 Sacks Allowed
Chevvy Bronko:
Old Sim Stats: N/A
New Sim Stats: 49 Pancakes, 2 Sacks Allowed
Combined Sim Stats: 49 Pancakes, 2 Sacks Allowed
Giovanni Bianchi:
Old Sim Stats: N/A
New Sim Stats: 60 Pancakes, 6 Sacks Allowed
Combined Sim Stats: 60 Pancakes, 6 Sacks Allowed
Monterey Jack:
Old Sim Stats: N/A
New Sim Stats: 56 Pancakes, 1 Sack Allowed
Combined Sim Stats: 56 Pancakes, 1 Sack Allowed