From the journal of Greg Strongjaw
I quit! They put me out there without telling me what to do! I thought I was supposed to just hold onto the guy in front of me like a scrum in rugby. I kept grabbing my guy, holding on and beating the hell out him, but the refs kept throwing yellow flags and my team mates were yelling at me the whole time.
At halftime they told me I'm supposed to "sack" the quarter back. So first thing I did was run at him and punch him right in the nuts. MORE FLAGS.
I don't get this stupid sport at all. It's like that ribbon dancing shit in the Olympics, they just keep throwing these flags around whenever I do anything. I'm just done with this, I'm out of here, I'm going home.
Greg Strongjaw debut stats: Tackles: 0, Sacks: 0, FF: 0. Penalties: 12.
Greg Strongjaw, DFSL player 11/11/21 - 12/11/21
I quit! They put me out there without telling me what to do! I thought I was supposed to just hold onto the guy in front of me like a scrum in rugby. I kept grabbing my guy, holding on and beating the hell out him, but the refs kept throwing yellow flags and my team mates were yelling at me the whole time.
At halftime they told me I'm supposed to "sack" the quarter back. So first thing I did was run at him and punch him right in the nuts. MORE FLAGS.
I don't get this stupid sport at all. It's like that ribbon dancing shit in the Olympics, they just keep throwing these flags around whenever I do anything. I'm just done with this, I'm out of here, I'm going home.
Greg Strongjaw debut stats: Tackles: 0, Sacks: 0, FF: 0. Penalties: 12.
Greg Strongjaw, DFSL player 11/11/21 - 12/11/21