This prompt is a tough one to write about, because in his mind, Christian Marciano will never retire. You simply can't place an expiration date on greatness, and to ask him to do that before his career has truly begun is just callous and cold-hearted.
However, as we saw in a prompt earlier in the season, The Mad Dog has one passion outside of being the greatest football player in the history of history, and that's to work with disadvantaged youth. Once he retires, Marciano will most likely launch several non-profits with the aim of helping children prepare for their lives. Now, it is known that literally everything Christian touches turns to absolute gold, so let's just go ahead and assume that within about three years of retiring, Christian will win numerous humanitarian awards - the Nobel Prize, Conrad N. Hilton Humanitarian Prize, Carnegie Medal, possibly the Profile in Courage Award - and will probably be voted as the greatest human in the history of the world.
When asked about his accolades, Marciano will be as humble as ever, stating, "You know, it's really a blessing to be as amazing at life as I am. I know that most people in the world - alive, dead, and not yet born - can't come close to being as amazing as I am at everything I do, so I see it as my responsibility to help them make something of themselves."
You're welcome, World.
However, as we saw in a prompt earlier in the season, The Mad Dog has one passion outside of being the greatest football player in the history of history, and that's to work with disadvantaged youth. Once he retires, Marciano will most likely launch several non-profits with the aim of helping children prepare for their lives. Now, it is known that literally everything Christian touches turns to absolute gold, so let's just go ahead and assume that within about three years of retiring, Christian will win numerous humanitarian awards - the Nobel Prize, Conrad N. Hilton Humanitarian Prize, Carnegie Medal, possibly the Profile in Courage Award - and will probably be voted as the greatest human in the history of the world.
When asked about his accolades, Marciano will be as humble as ever, stating, "You know, it's really a blessing to be as amazing at life as I am. I know that most people in the world - alive, dead, and not yet born - can't come close to being as amazing as I am at everything I do, so I see it as my responsibility to help them make something of themselves."
You're welcome, World.