For Live Laughlove, life after football looks a lot like life during football, just with more freedom. As I’ve documented with a few earlier point tasks, Laughlove is essentially the physical embodiment of the chaotic neutral alignment. He basically does whatever he wants, whenever he wants, and the only thing that is ever guaranteed is that he’ll show up on gameday. On that note, nothing will change after retirement, other than that last vestige of order in Laughlove’s life will go away. At that point, it will be pure, unadulterated, around the clock chaos revolving around Live Laughlove. That being said, Laughlove will certainly be trying new things once he hangs up his cleats, but what those might be is anyone’s guess. Maybe he’ll devolve into a life of crime. Maybe he’ll take up extreme sports. Maybe he’ll start farming cashews. All that we really know is that Laughlove’s retirement will be the sports equivalent of Pandora’s Box being opened.
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